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Good idea if your bereft of ideas and don't want to be mercilessly crushed by the rest of us.
Leaving your car unlocked at night, but gaurded by a rabid tazmanian devil or evil little monkey (hell, maybe even both).
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A movie about a genie who grants nasty misinterpretations of your wishes.
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Substitute devil for genie and you have the plot of Bedazzled.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-21-2009, 03:47 AM
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#442
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Good idea (??) if that really was one, it may even sell some copies...
Beer pong at a construciton site wearing mits in the middle of summer.
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07-21-2009, 04:47 AM
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#443
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Bad idea, b/c the insurance guys get really worried.
Leaving your car unlocked at night, but gaurded by a rabid tazmanian devil or evil little monkey (hell, maybe even both).
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Yeah it originally starred Dudley Moore. The remake starred Brendan Frasier and Liz Hurley.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-21-2009, 04:52 AM
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Good idea. The Tasmanian Devil would pwn by itself.
Standing on the hood of a moving big rig.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-21-2009, 05:12 AM
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#445
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Only works if you're a person in a GTA game, or a movie. Otherwise "Yousa in BIG DOODOO" as the gungan militia man said.
Camel spit machine gun as a sentry scout cannon for the monkey trebuchet.
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07-21-2009, 12:21 PM
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#446
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Good idea. Need I say more?
Using a bowling trophy as a weapon and storming a diner.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-23-2009, 08:32 PM
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#447
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Bad idea. Everyone got sharp things they could defend themselves with.
Casting Creed Bratton as The Joker in the next Batman movie.
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07-23-2009, 11:23 PM
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#448
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bad idea, for timing reasons. Besides, the CC needs a different nemesis in the next flick.
Making a Band of Brothers type show w/a twist, Germans instead of Americans.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-23-2009, 11:28 PM
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#449
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Do I really need to answer that?
Shipping all the bad people to mars.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-24-2009, 12:26 AM
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#450
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Bad idea, you'll die b/c there aren't any facilities there yet.
Giving GTA money to assemble a trebuchet wielding monkey army.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-24-2009, 12:32 AM
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#451
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VN02 mix
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Bad Idea, the monkey army and I are not exactly on the best of terms...
Selling Toten an abandoned factory equipped with an X-ray machine and plenty of factory machines of questionalbe working order for $1.
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07-24-2009, 08:45 AM
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#452
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Good idea. He's only liable to hurt himself.
Starting a musical career under the stage name Doctor WTF, and describing yourself as "the male Lady Gaga"
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07-24-2009, 11:54 AM
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Bad Idea. Certain people may take offense at the title WTF. Stupid I know but some people are always looking for a reason.
Starting a fight with GTA Swcity.
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07-24-2009, 12:08 PM
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#454
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Bad idea. The monkeys are watching
Getting into a silly string fight with Chev.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-24-2009, 12:55 PM
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#455
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Bad idea as he is a ninja.
Asking Sid "who is the man?" for his reaction?
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07-24-2009, 12:57 PM
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Good idea
Going on a date with anyone related to GTA:SWcity.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-24-2009, 11:33 PM
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#457
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Hmm. Neutral idea. While my sister may be of prime time, fair warning, she'll turn non cussers into cussers and I taught her how to hit like a man.
Having an extra marital affair with a horsey. 
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
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07-25-2009, 04:14 AM
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#458
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Bad idea, Alkonium may thinking you're having a daliance with his wife.
Hiring Hack Benjamin for a little nefarious mayhem.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-25-2009, 11:55 AM
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#459
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Bad idea. His sanity seems questionable.
After spilling a lot of ketchcup on yourself, saying, "It's not MY blood"
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07-25-2009, 12:33 PM
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#460
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Good idea. If your at a party and someone showed up but left without anyone knowing, it could turn into a great prank.
Using the neighbor's pool as a toilet. 
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-25-2009, 05:03 PM
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#461
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Good idea. They'd never let you use it anyway.
Breakfast cereal made with meat.
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07-26-2009, 10:33 PM
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#462
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Bad idea, we might create cannibals.
Instant Dinner Bar.
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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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07-26-2009, 10:40 PM
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#463
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Bad idea--tried it once and it didn't go so well.
Assassinating Carl Johnson.
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07-26-2009, 10:53 PM
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#464
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Ummm....depends on how you get away afterward
Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge with a parachute of bedsheets.
 you very much
If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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07-27-2009, 02:09 AM
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#465
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Good idea. It is great fun afterall!
Telling principal mc vicar to lose some weight.
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
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07-27-2009, 05:13 AM
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#466
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Bad idea, detention sucks.
Scaring everybody that is asleep in mah house by playing the noise of Nukes really loudly through my speakers.
"There is no way to be better than everyone else, but being kind and having a sense of humor certainly helps." -Me, my quote on life.
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07-27-2009, 12:36 PM
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Good idea. Until CQ nukes you for mocking his nukes.
Stealing CQ's nukes and replacing them with candy bars.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-27-2009, 12:45 PM
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#468
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Good idea. Then it'll rain candy all over the world.
Packaging wine in spray cans.
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07-27-2009, 12:46 PM
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Bad idea. The last thing the world needs is a bunch of drink painters.
Taking over LucasArts. Using hostile tactics.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-29-2009, 03:07 PM
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Bad idea. They've probably got blasters. And lightsabers.
Liquid chocolate in a can.
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07-29-2009, 05:39 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
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Good idea. Yum!!!!
Liquid soap in a can.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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07-29-2009, 10:20 PM
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#472
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VN02 mix
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Neutral, they already do that ......I think.
Standing on a stump and letting someone trim your toenails with an axe.
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07-29-2009, 11:29 PM
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#473
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Good idea.......if you're Shrek (or a giant werewolf, maybe).
Pissing down a well.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-29-2009, 11:38 PM
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#474
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Great idea. I did that to a farmer I didn't like. That'll teach him to call me "son", the damn dirty horse plinker.
Telling Homer to GTFO of my bar.
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
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07-29-2009, 11:42 PM
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#475
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Bad idea, unless he thinks all the drinks are on the house.
Sabotaging Mr. Burns power plant.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-30-2009, 12:25 AM
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Good idea. Pissed workers make a great bunch of customers.
Hiring duff-y-man to lecture on safe driving.
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
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07-30-2009, 02:53 PM
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Good idea. He's the perfect "How not to" example.
Reverse liposuction using a cardboard tube.
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08-01-2009, 12:13 AM
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#478
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Depends on the person. Good idea if that person is someone who meets the following conditions (assuming the choice is yours):
1) you hate that person
2) that person functions at a level of insignificance
3) Optional: There's good money in it for you.
So, yes. Good idea.
Fondling those juggly wiggly bouncy jellybags on that blond woman on the ad for that online RPG that comes up intermittently. >>>
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08-01-2009, 01:11 PM
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#479
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Brony
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Good idea, as long as you're alone. You're just groping your computer screen.
Several hours before your last shift at a fast food restaurant, getting takeout from all its competitors in town, and when your shift's over, leaving it in boss's office.
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08-01-2009, 01:39 PM
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Chaotic Neutral
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Good idea. If you blame it on that new guy who keeps pranking you.
Throwing tomatoes at people from a dark alley.
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man. 
Take that, Avatar.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
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