The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game

[Alkonium]

Why not just put some other socks on?

Microwaving Diet Coke and Mentos.

[Darth Avlectus]

Pointless: The mixture explodes before you can even close the door.


Microwaving an ink cartridge, in someone else's office.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea. The sort of people who keeps a microwave in their office is not the sort of person you want to annoy.

Microwaving everything you know explodes when microwaved at the same time. (Assuming you've got a giant microwave or something)

[Totenkopf]

Good idea.....if you can channel the explosive in the direction of your choosing like a tightly focused beam of energy.

Destroying China's new stealth plane and blaming Taiwan.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, you could end up starting a war.

Going back in time and preventing the Avro Arrow from being scrapped.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: The new world power needs a little something to occupy its time other than entertaining upon how it will suffocate the west.


Dropping Ed Schultz into an alligator tank and recording the results.

[Alkonium]

Good Idea, as long as you tell people it's for SCIENCE!

Using SCIENCE! as your excuse for everything.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: You can get away with anything!

Giving a suspected cheating lover a huge amount of laxative.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea......as long as it's right before she has a business meeting or a hot date.

Being stuck in the bathroom with said victiim and having no way out (and no tp either).

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: Unless scat is your thing I'd just rather not go there. You sick bastard.

Leaving all your carbonated drinks outside in below freezing temperatures as a substitute for a refrigerator during the winter.

[Alkonium]

Depends on where you live.

Eating a car battery.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: even if you could get past the outside, the acid inside the battery is not fun to deal with by any stretch.

Giving a mentos diet soda enema to your coworker.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea. Quite messy, you sicker, kinkier bastard.

Only posting good ideas in this thread.

[Darth Avlectus]

Pointless idea: I'm going to F*** it up by posting a bad idea.

Eating fascinating asian butcher's cuts without asking what it is.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea......he gonna kill you w/ MSG.

Telling everyone you're a jerk when they've already known that for sometime.

[Alkonium]

Neutral Idea. It wouldn't make a difference.

Going back in time and preventing the creation of the Westboro Baptist Church.

[Darth Avlectus]

At this point good idea: I'm sick of their picketing the deaths of our military people, and sick of their picketing at funerals of people, especially little girls, who were killed by an obvious nutjob.

Using a malfunctioning microwave with its safeguards are failing anyways despite the danger.

[Alkonium]

Really Bad Idea. It could end up exploding, or irradiating something, or both.

Microwaving something that's highly radioactive to begin with.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea.....your life might run out before the timer on the microwave.

Having a viking style funeral at your local gas station.

[purifier]

Good idea, some rednecks have funeral ceremonies something similar to that.







Faking your death, then later on during the funeral, popping out of the casket and scaring the hell out of everybody at your funeral.

AAAAAAH BOOGIDY, BOOGIDY, BOOGIDY!

[Alkonium]

Great Idea. I love a good prank.

Secretly arranging so that after you die, your body is made into Soylent Green and served at your funeral (without any guests knowing what it is), and when your guests are done eating um, you, a playing a video of you, in which you say something along the lines of "Hi, I'm _________, and if you're watching this, you just finished eating my corpse!".

[purifier]

GREAT IDEA! Why they'd never see me..EXCUSE ME! *COUGH! COUGH! HAAAACK!*........uum yeah..they'd never see me coming.




Secretly mixing doody into the "Soylent Green" as well, and then telling them about that in the video too. (Why not go all the way, I say. )

[Alkonium]

It'd be all me anyway, so why not?

Not actually doing the Soylent Green thing, but saying you did on the video.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: That's even funnier.


Microwaving fart bombs.

[Alkonium]

Good Idea:

YouTube Video

Microwaving a Toaster.

[Darth Avlectus]

Bad idea: Its metal surface will arc and cause the microwaves to deflect back into the microwave magnetron thereby destroying it. .....unless that was what you're aiming for.

Trying water based attacks on an aquahawk (another dragon warrior/quest reference) in the hopes it will do massive damage.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, if standard mechanics are assumed. Water attacks would logically be ineffective against a water-based creature.

Going commando in a Zentai suit made out of sandpaper.

[Darth Avlectus]

Only a good idea if either the sandpaper is facing outward, or you like having your skin chafed off by abrasives. (You just gave me an idea of how to torture someone!)

BTW: Yes, standard mechanics are assumed, though the aquahawk is actually of the bird family. (Breeding a sea monster mate with a bird monster base).

Using Aquacut against a member of the sea monster family.

[Totenkopf]

Good idea. Any high enough pressure force that gets the job done (w/o hurting self) is acceptable.

Letting Joe Pesci play the Hobbit.

[Alkonium]

Bad Idea. I'll stick with Martin Freeman.

Setting a fire alarm on fire.

[Darth Avlectus]

Neutral: depends what for and where you're setting this fire alarm on fire... Bad if it's public because you could be arrested.

Getting rid of stomach fat by rubbing draino on it until it leeches all the fat out.

[Alkonium]

Bad idea, it won't stop with the fat.

Using fire to get rid of acne.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: now we can all look like freddy kruger (I would have said vader on mustafar but even he reminds me of freddy).

Having gang staplings of wisecrackers.

[Totenkopf]

Bad idea if you're one of the wisecrackers.

Having Dr. Who be an OTW* actor.

*(other than white).

[Alkonium]

If he did the best audition, I don't see why not.

Telling hipsters that being alive is mainstream.

[Darth Avlectus]

Good idea: I'm getting awfully sick of those whiny little bitches who pretend drama and that they hate their life and blahblahblah--they need to find something more constructive to do. Like becoming Alk's prostitutes because giving head is all they're good for. This goes mostly for preppe emo kids, goths and punk rockers aren't too bad though.

A "buried alive" scenario where you have substituted Manager Paul Bearer with lifelong politician and current NV U.S. Senator Harry Reid, concrete/cement for unsterilized manure, and you for The Undertaker pulling the lever on national television (with impunity though there's no guarantee Reid won't make it out alive). To humble the guy.

[Totenkopf]

Great idea........even better if it's super-quickdry cement.

Saying "what" again to Jules after he's 2x-dared ya, mutherf***er.

[Alkonium]

Good Idea, threats like that are usually hollow.

Brewing a beer, and calling it "?".

[Darth Avlectus]

BAAAAAAD Idea: soon as Nintendo finds out you infringed upon their question mark blocks, they will royally sue your ass.

Originally Posted by Alkonium

Good Idea, threats like that are usually hollow.

Tell that to these poor schmucks:

YouTube Video

Same scenario as I mentioned above but with all the guilty of both parties prior to our financial collapse. Oh and add in quckdry cement full of rusty needles, screws and nails. Only stipulation is you have to bury the bodies alone with no assistance of any kind.

[Alkonium]

Really Bad Idea. Sounds messy.

Swapping Star Trek's Replicators with Stargate's Replicators.