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Old 09-26-2009, 01:09 PM   #1
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Start a joke

Ok i thought of this while contemplating over a nice hot chocolate and a nuttela sandwich.

What happens is someone will start a joke and the next poster will make up a punchline.eg

person 1: What is round, fat and ugly?
person 2: Your mum!

first off, rules:
1.If someone has alredy made a joke you thought of dont repeat it please.
2.no overly rude stuff.
3.If moderators dont like this or have already seen it please close the thread and tell me.
4.If anyone else has seen anything like this please say and direct me to it.

Ok i'll start:
Two pigs go out to a bar and one pig says to the other _______ ________ _______.



He's real....and he's coming to get you....

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Old 09-26-2009, 11:34 PM   #2
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why did chuck norris cross the road?____ __ _____ _ ______?
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:14 AM   #3
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Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they follow in his wake.

Two Jews went (insert own punchline of choice).


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 11-03-2009, 12:26 PM   #4
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^Fail. Overuse of profanity, and failure to read the rules of the thread.

So, a pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a zoo...

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Old 11-03-2009, 02:36 PM   #5
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^^ "Ouch" they all cry

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Old 11-03-2009, 10:29 PM   #6
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I wish I could quit you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 11-03-2009, 11:07 PM   #7
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To see if she could figure out the joke.

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Old 11-03-2009, 11:36 PM   #8
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Your name, that is, Te Melanin Man o' War.

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Old 11-04-2009, 02:25 PM   #9
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Kandosii!

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Old 11-04-2009, 10:49 PM   #10
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"For ****'s sake, someone call the zoo, that alcoholic giraffe escaped again."

So, a bartender walks into a zoo and the giraffe says...


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Old 11-04-2009, 11:26 PM   #11
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"Pour me a 2X, pal."

A man walks into a lesbian bar and the bartender says......


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 11-04-2009, 11:40 PM   #12
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"Seriously, Totenkopf, **** off."

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Old 11-05-2009, 01:55 AM   #13
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None, they can't be bothered.

Stupid Stella was so dumb she.....


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 11-05-2009, 02:49 PM   #14
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Went on a second date with Totenkopf!

(I kid you )

When I look into her eyes I see...

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Old 11-05-2009, 05:22 PM   #15
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chicken!

A duck walks into a bar and the barkeep says...


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Old 11-05-2009, 08:52 PM   #16
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Look what the wind breezed in from the dumpster!


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Old 11-05-2009, 09:34 PM   #17
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Under the right conditions: Bar-B-Q!

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Old 11-05-2009, 10:15 PM   #18
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Nancy Pelosi.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into an Irish pub and the barkeep says....


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 11-06-2009, 09:52 PM   #19
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What is this, a joke?

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Old 11-07-2009, 03:46 AM   #20
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A dominatrix from hell, or somebody's mother-in-law.

AHEM! (Been there, seen that. )





Why did the hairless Wookie shave his crotch?


SITH HAPPENS
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Old 11-07-2009, 11:45 AM   #21
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because his skin was flaking?

What happens when you cross a Doberman with a sheep?


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Old 11-07-2009, 11:40 PM   #22
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You have a fluffy toy that bites back.


Who made a butcher shop, killed 27 people and later ate their dead bodies?


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Old 11-08-2009, 01:09 AM   #23
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GTA did.

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Old 11-08-2009, 08:07 PM   #24
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Did you see the size of those claws!!

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Old 11-08-2009, 08:53 PM   #25
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Because lollipops are made for it.

(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)

Why did the cactus become thirsty?
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Old 11-08-2009, 09:07 PM   #26
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He had low blood saguaro.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Construct
(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)
QFT

Why was Totenkopf made of win?

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Old 11-08-2009, 10:21 PM   #27
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Because his mother and father loved each other very much...

Why did the Lemming cross the road?


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Old 11-08-2009, 11:31 PM   #28
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It was following the other lemmings.

Why didn't the mouse cross the road?

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Old 11-09-2009, 06:20 PM   #29
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Tom was waiting on the other side.

Why did George Clooney win?
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:04 PM   #30
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Because Snidely Whiplash lost.

Why are cats worse than dogs?


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Old 11-10-2009, 10:52 PM   #31
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Because Dog spelled backwards is a lot better than Cat spelled backwards.

What is Green, large, has 6 legs, and if fell from a tree would kill you?

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A giant caterpillar.

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Old 11-10-2009, 11:02 PM   #33
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Rats.

When Chuck Norris sneezes.....


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

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And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Buildings fall.

When Barney Rubble sneezes...

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Old 11-11-2009, 03:52 AM   #35
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It knocks him back into the stoneage...................................oh, wait....damnit!





How do Sith Lords electrocute theirself?


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Old 11-11-2009, 12:37 PM   #36
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(LOL WIN UP THAR, PURIFIER ^^)

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They don't do housework. =_=

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Old 11-11-2009, 04:01 PM   #38
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They end up failing

A man walks into a bar with three ducks under his arm...



He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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Old 11-13-2009, 02:55 AM   #39
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And gets a facefull of can can dancer jugs.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
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'Tis the worst punchline of them all.

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