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Old 01-14-2010, 10:18 AM   #81
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I wouldn't be so much scared as much as thinking of ways to profit from it.

Me singing "In The Mood" by Rush, and replacing "baby" in the chorus with your name.

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Old 01-14-2010, 04:01 PM   #82
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I'd find it amusing.

A company called "Bunghole Liquors". (Get it? )


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Old 01-14-2010, 04:43 PM   #83
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Not terrifying, just smirk-inducing.

A company of big, smelly, and ugly butthole lickers coming after you....


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-14-2010, 07:34 PM   #84
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Time to unleash Bane's darkside protection. Anyone touching it wil age thousands of years in seconds and crumble. The ones smart enough to avoid it get their butt-licking heads blown off by my shotguns.

A porno film called Barbie's horse adventure--and being required to watch it if in the filming on your property if you are to keep your house.


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Old 01-14-2010, 07:48 PM   #85
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Well, the "horse" better just be a nickname for a short.....but hawt...female jockey. In that case, not scary at all (less Barbie is actually a horse )

Being told you have 10 seconds left to live.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:28 PM   #86
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Not terrifying. At least I get to go out just how I want to: By punching the person who said that in the face as hard as I can and then doing a dance while singing a song from some punk irish band.

The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over.
And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close.
Or pause.
And your computer button won't work either.


"There is no way to be better than everyone else, but being kind and having a sense of humor certainly helps." -Me, my quote on life.
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Old 01-14-2010, 08:53 PM   #87
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I'll remember to not listen to that episode.

Me joining the cast of LucasCast.

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Old 01-15-2010, 06:41 PM   #88
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^^^Unsure actually. You got a darn purdy voice, though.
(Watch out I hear they have a tendency to get all touchy feely. )


A mugen built from Gmod...and it has backgrounds of nude pictures...of YOU.


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Old 01-18-2010, 09:58 PM   #89
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Not Gmod!

Being forced to watch "The Making of You", meaning you, specifically.

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Old 01-18-2010, 10:03 PM   #90
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Clockwork Orange Style?

BOO!


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Old 01-19-2010, 12:32 PM   #91
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Really?

I know what you do at night.

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Old 01-19-2010, 12:55 PM   #92
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Not Terrifying: I sleep at night, or in most cases, can't get to sleep because my cat won't stop nibbling my face and when I put her out of my room she just sits at the door pawing and meowing.

Being forced to do the nasty with Arnold Schawrzenegger.


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Old 01-19-2010, 11:23 PM   #93
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I could use having done that as leverage against him.

Having any kind of service performed for you by someone who keeps singing "I met her on the mountain, there I took her life. I met her on the mountain, stabbed her with my knife." to themselves.

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Old 01-20-2010, 03:14 AM   #94
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Not terrifying, especially if you told that person to do so in the first place.

Being lowered into a vat of acid over and over again as the flesh melts off your body, but the pain never seems to end.


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The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over.
And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close.
Or pause.
And your computer button won't work either.
There's always the plug.......you forgot about that.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-20-2010, 10:09 AM   #95
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Meh. I have a low threshold for pain, so the first dip would probably end my misery.

Waking up to see:
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:05 PM   #96
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Nah, I mean afterall, just call superballs to the rescue.


Waking up to find this all over your bed:


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 01-21-2010, 03:32 AM   #97
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No big deal...nuke the matress and sheets, take 1000 showers while scrubing your whole body down with a steel horse brush, and get exorcised along with holy water so many friggin' times, that the devil comes up from hell and pimpslaps your a$$ for being insanely repetitive.

Yep...that outta do it.





Getting a$$raped by your wookie friend..........several times.
Because he really, really, likes you more than you thought.


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Old 01-21-2010, 06:51 PM   #98
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With me, it'd probably be consensual.

Looking in the mirror to see:
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Old 01-21-2010, 10:29 PM   #99
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Maybe creepy. I'd wonder how the in the hell EmpDev had managed to track me down.

Looking at that pic and realizing it was your wife and you'd only be able to make love to/have ANY sex with it and no one else for the rest of your life.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 01-21-2010, 10:45 PM   #100
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Looking at that pic and realising that it's somehow you.

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Old 01-21-2010, 10:49 PM   #101
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Not a problem b/c it's not as disgusting as certain figments of my imagination...and the cops never think as funny as I do either.


Pulp fiction 2 happening in your grandma's house...


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Old 01-27-2010, 04:45 AM   #102
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Maaaan I live REDNECK territory, that's damn near like a common everyday occurence where I'm from. I'd say it's happens in just about every household from what I've seen on the local news.


BTW, If your the fire chief, constable, and mayor in your own home town....you might be a redneck.



You wake up one morning, only to find out, that your the resident redneck of the century. And your name is Billybob Bucktooth, and your house has wheels; plus the most prize possesion in your life, is your daggum shotgun that yer daddy left ya.


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Old 01-27-2010, 03:40 PM   #103
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^Wouldn't phase me. i might actually enjoy it.



You wake up to find that your girlfriend/wife has left you, your dog is dead, your house is on fire, and your not wearing any clothes.

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Old 01-27-2010, 08:54 PM   #104
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Not really scary, but more of making someone a tad suicidal.

Spending some 'Alone Time' with my avatar.


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Old 01-27-2010, 08:58 PM   #105
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You're implying that it was my idea, so why would it scare me?

Being surrounded by clowns with large syringe gun things in a dark alley.

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Old 01-28-2010, 12:37 AM   #106
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I tell terrible jokes, I'll be fine.

Being stuck in a lift with David Icke for ten hours.



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Old 01-28-2010, 01:28 AM   #107
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Ten hours in a lift is bad enough, but I don't know who David Icke is.

Waking up and seeing me on the other side of the bed.

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Old 01-28-2010, 04:44 AM   #108
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Like I said earlier......we're just creeping each other out rather than terrifying one another.

Waking up and finding Kirstie Alley on the other side of your bed.....and you're handcuffed to the bedframe. And she's eyeballing you, not w/wanton lust, but wanton hunger.... (though the wanton lust part might actually be more terrifying )


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman

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Old 01-28-2010, 12:43 PM   #109
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Now that's scary.


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Old 01-28-2010, 12:49 PM   #110
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Not scary, just someone got their kids a little into preparation for the zombie apocalypse.


Waking up to find out that your apartment had been foreclosed upon, it's time for the bank to seize the property and you had no warning.


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Old 01-28-2010, 07:08 PM   #111
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I do believe you did things wrong when it comes to that.

This thing:


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Old 01-28-2010, 07:51 PM   #112
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Just bizarre. Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.

You wake up in the middle of the night to find Kreia (see KOTOR II: TSL for ref.) standing at the foot of your bed, shrouded in darkness just staring at you. She starts laughing menacingly seemingly for no reason before resuming her usual composure and points at you while walking backwards into your closet.


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Old 01-28-2010, 08:57 PM   #113
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No surprise there. *ignites my silver lightsaber* "Your words shall crawl through my skull no more, old woman!"

After getting out of the shower you find this in your room when you're supposed to live alone:


We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

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Old 01-28-2010, 11:28 PM   #114
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It's clearly a trap, women avoid my place like plague!

You're driving home from a long trip out of state and suddenly "nature calls". You pull into a rest stop and race into a stall, upon finishing you realize there is no toilet paper and you're not wearing socks because you're wearing flip-flops.


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Old 01-28-2010, 11:43 PM   #115
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Not terrifying, I don't wear flip flops, and on the extremely rare occasion I do, I wear socks as well, thus, this could never happen.

Going home to find Michael Myers in your house, and he's pissed at you.


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Old 01-28-2010, 11:55 PM   #116
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Michael Myers knows me. Michael Myers fears me.

Having a wiped comp like Tobias here.

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Old 01-28-2010, 11:55 PM   #117
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What's on this computer is easily replaced.

Waking up to find Jason Voorhees on one end of the bed, and Michael Myers (the villain from the Halloween movies, not the actor) on the other, after a dream involving Freddy Krueger.

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Old 01-29-2010, 01:07 AM   #118
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Let's see...Leatherface, pin head, chuckie and his bride, wolf man, dracula, various other lycans and vampires form the past 7,000 years, and even satan himself are on my past victims list, taking the two of them on at the same time after trashing freddy should be no problem.


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Old 01-31-2010, 04:00 PM   #119
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You have no idea how defiant I can be.

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Old 01-31-2010, 09:21 PM   #120
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Certainly creepy.

Having to sit through an entire day and all the customer's are idiot's like the ones in the stories on Notalwaysright.com
(Alk, you know what I'm talking about.)


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