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Old 03-08-2010, 08:21 PM   #41
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Hell, he may have to beat them off to keep 'em away from his wife too.


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Old 03-08-2010, 08:28 PM   #42
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Congratulations, and as for beating the boys off, may I recommend giving them these rules to consider? (In spoiler tags to prevent uberlong post)

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Old 03-08-2010, 08:31 PM   #43
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The due date has been changed from July 24 to July 28.

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Congratulations, Shem! Have you any more pictures for the prying audience?
Not yet. I'll have to see if there are any clear enough pictures to scan. I mean some of those shots are hard to tell what they are unless you have had some training in that area.

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did you come up with a name for her yet? And is she your first child?
Yes, she's going to be named after my mother.

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With a wife as lovely as Shem's, he'll have to beat the boys off his daughter and sit on his porch with a shotgun when someone comes calling.
That's assuming if she takes after her.


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Old 03-08-2010, 08:48 PM   #44
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Well, if she takes after you, Shem, she'll be able to keep the boys at bay herself and save you a lot of money on shotgun shells.


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Old 03-08-2010, 09:03 PM   #45
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Congratulations, and as for beating the boys off, may I recommend giving them these rules to consider? (In spoiler tags to prevent uberlong post)

I think I'm going to laminate those and hand them out to any boy who wants to date my daughter.

Here's a radio ad (for Hummer, won a Radio-Mercury Award in 2005) to go along with those rules.

Regarding the baby's due date--they come when they want to come. Babies don't read obstetrics textbooks.


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Old 03-08-2010, 09:13 PM   #46
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I think I'm going to laminate those and hand them out to any boy who wants to date my daughter.
Hehehe...I can only imagine what their expressions would look like.

Anyways, once again, congrats, Shem!


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Old 03-08-2010, 11:37 PM   #47
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Congrats to you and your wife Shem! Believe me, it is a lot of fun being a parent!

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Regarding the baby's due date--they come when they want to come. Babies don't read obstetrics textbooks.
Very true. My wife just gave birth to our daughter 3 weeks ago, she was due on April 28. My wife was at 29 weeks and 6 days at time of birth. But here is hoping that your first one will be a full term baby and as healthy as can be!


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Old 03-09-2010, 10:48 AM   #48
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Congrats man! Raise your mini Shem well!

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Old 03-11-2010, 09:42 AM   #49
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My wife and I just found out today that...

we're having a GIRL!!!
*Hands Shem a really big shotgun and cleaning kit*

Save that for when she goes out on her first date in 15 years or so.

@ Grats Shem.


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Old 03-11-2010, 09:52 AM   #50
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*Hands Shem a really big shotgun and cleaning kit*

Save that for when she goes out on her first date in 15 years or so.

@ Grats Shem.
lol... 15 years... You're so behind the times Reddums

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Old 03-11-2010, 10:00 AM   #51
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lol... 15 years... You're so behind the times Reddums
So the gals down under start earlier huh?

Interesting...


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Old 03-11-2010, 07:41 PM   #52
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Congrats to you and your wife Shem! Believe me, it is a lot of fun being a parent!



Very true. My wife just gave birth to our daughter 3 weeks ago, she was due on April 28. My wife was at 29 weeks and 6 days at time of birth. But here is hoping that your first one will be a full term baby and as healthy as can be!
Congrats on your baby's birth! I hope she's doing OK. That's pretty early, but with all the neonatal advances and your daughter being almost 30 weeks when she was born, I'm betting things will work out, even if it's a challenging situation right now.

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So the gals down under start earlier huh?
No boys better even LOOK my daughter's way until she's at least 15, or they'll find out just what kind of eye doctor skillz I really have.


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Old 03-11-2010, 07:59 PM   #53
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Congrats on your baby's birth! I hope she's doing OK. That's pretty early, but with all the neonatal advances and your daughter being almost 30 weeks when she was born, I'm betting things will work out, even if it's a challenging situation right now.
Thank you! She's doing great, they just moved her to an open crib! What's been more challenging is that our oldest son got strep throat preventing us from going to see our daughter. But like every one tells us, best he get it now than after the baby comes home!

Ok back on subject...just PM if any one wants to find out more.

Sorry Shem didn't mean to try to steal the spot light!


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Old 03-11-2010, 09:34 PM   #54
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No boys better even LOOK my daughter's way until she's at least 15, or they'll find out just what kind of eye doctor skillz I really have.
Just remember, when dealing with people making advances on your children, be careful to leave no visible scarring. May I suggest a simple eye appointment resulting in the guy in question unexpectedly needing nothing but the thickest, most unattractive, coke-bottle glasses available on the market due to a "serious condition, that while currently unnoticeable, will deteriorate into blindness" until such glasses are procured (I'm sure you can do better than me with the explanation though, since you're an actual eye doctor)? Malpractice? Never heard of it.



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Old 03-12-2010, 02:18 PM   #55
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Some advice Shem. When she starts dating, tell every guy she brings home: "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."

My dad and I are already planning to scare the crap out of guys when my sister starts dating.

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Old 03-12-2010, 02:25 PM   #56
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I think that'll go naturale, without even you or Dad talking

Anyway, way to late, but here goes: Congrats, dear Shem!
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:37 PM   #57
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Now that you know you're expecting a Shem-ina, Congratulations once again!
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Old 04-30-2010, 04:23 AM   #59
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Here's an updated picture of my wife and her expanded belly at 6 months!



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Old 04-30-2010, 04:50 AM   #60
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Baby's getting bigger! Your wife looks very content.


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Old 04-30-2010, 09:12 AM   #61
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Just about there bro...I hope you're getting sleep while you still can Shem because very soon you will be very sleep deprived


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Hold on just a little longer man! Best of luck to you and your wife when the baby finally arrives.

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Old 04-30-2010, 02:24 PM   #63
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Your wife's doing a fine job of growing the baby, Shem.


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Nice update, Shem. Also: if you're not sure if the baby can get into it, she can.
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Congratulations on it being a girl, Shem.

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Or else she might have a SSY1 laser pistol by her side...That some fellow LF forumite jimmied up b/c he's a laser hobbyist looking for a field test agent.


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No boys better even LOOK my daughter's way until she's at least 15, or they'll find out just what kind of eye doctor skillz I really have.
Amen to that Jae. I've already explained to my wife why I need a shotgun


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Here's an updated picture of my wife and her expanded belly at 6 months!

Wife is looking good Shem. Does not seem to be any stress being shown in her face. When my mom was pregnant with my brother she seemed to gain 10 years worth of wrinkles from all of the stress.


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