Moderator note[04-03-2010 08:21 PM] Sample MOD edit:
Currently splitting the thread, however I've run in to a snafu. Please note I'm not arbitrarily deleting posts.
If you notice your post missing, be aware I'm in the midst of reviving it within a new thread.. however there is a disturbance in the force. hehe. Please be patient in the meantime.
OK, well crap. Yours Truly screwed up epicly and whilst trimming the split thread it seems I have banished the posts to the Netherworld If one of your posts were affected, I wholy apologize about my screw up. I have learned a valuable lesson in forum editing though.. hehehe. Expect a 'reward' shortly'
Yeah, ChAiNz.2d screwed up epicly so here's your reward. This is your obligatory +1 post count thread. Please use this thread to bash me in any way you'd like
Please keep in mind Forum Rules & Guidelines regarding blatant cursing and pornographic images still apply. Other than that.. go to town.
Where do I start Chainz? I mean you smell bad, your always trying to get me to eat food which is drug like, and tempting me with delicious looking, but addicting and health destroying food. Then there was that one time, on band camp.....
I AM CORNHOLIO! YOU HAVE AWANKENED THE ALLMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!!! AND NOW YOU MUST PAY!
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! I AM CORNHOLIO!
LONG LIVE THE ALLMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!
I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.
AAAHHH NICARAGUA! AGUA FOR MY BUNGHOLE! BUNNNGHOLE!
THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS!
MY BUNGHOLE IT GOES RRRRAAAAAAWWATATATATATATAAAAAAA--BLEEEEAH!
I ORDER YOU TO SURRENDER YOUR TEEPEE! RANGORANGORANGO---RRRATATATABLLLEAH!
MY BUNGHOLE WILL EAT NOW.....YOU MUST PREPARETH THE FEED FOR THE ALLMIGHTBUNGHOLE! Would you like...a spatula? For your bunghole? YOU MUST FEED THE ALLMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!
EEEEUUUAGH--WWWOOOHHHAA! THE ALLMIGHTY BUNGHOLIOOOOOOOOOO! BUNGHOLIOOO! THE ALLMIGHTYBUNGHOLIIIIIOO!
I HAVE A PORTFOLIO IN MY BUNGHOLIO--WITH MY OLIO!
I AM CORNHOLIO! I MUST HAVE PICATA FOR MY BUNGHOLIO! Are you threatening me?! MY BUNGHOLE WILL NOT WAIT!
In my land from where I come from, there is no teepee. My people, we have but one bunghole.
THE BUNGHOLE! It is nothing to be ashamed of. Do you have a bunghole?!
ChAiNz, I hate to break it to you, but you were made a mod when the powers that be decided that the boards needed some more unintentional humor.
And here all this time I thought it was for my stunning good looks and suave demeanor.
Originally Posted by Lynk Former
Who's ChAiNz.2da and why is he a Super Moderator? I never authorised this... I'm gonna have to demote him back to a regular member.
* points to Darth333 * It's all HER fault she made me do it! Something about slave labor and if I said anything she'd go after my family... oh wait...
Originally Posted by Litofsky
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction."
Originally Posted by Jae Onasi
*Jae pulls out the red whip*
YES! oh.. err.. wait, I mean 'don't beat me Mistress Jae' * wink wink nudge nudge * (think we fooled them?)
Originally Posted by Astor
You owe me eight months of child support! You swindling crook!
Originally Posted by Gιygαs
You gave me a cookie. (As close as I can get to an insult.)
Here, have another
Originally Posted by Ztalker
I have a 'this is a trap - Ackbar' feel about this thread though. People that posted here will probably start disappearing by tomorrow....
Damn it. I knew I should've made that blog entry private. Note to self: Ztalker first.
Originally Posted by ZimmMaster
Just two words: Posting Fail.
Indeed. Epicly even. I suxX0rz.
Originally Posted by leXX
Chainz is a big poopy head.
Unfortunately so, as now I have to be a party-pooper and close this thread.
Alas, all good things must come to an end gals-n-pals, and despite the mockery made at my behest I had a lot of fun and laughs reading this. I hope you did too.
Thanks for partaking everyone! (I think ) You guys-n-gals are what make LFN great. I look forward to my next great screw up to have this much fun again. I am still a bit rusty behind the controls, so it probably won't take too long
Cookie Cake for everyone!
I realize I said 8:30PM, and my close post says 8:03PM but I SWEAR it's actually 9:03PM where I live