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Old 04-04-2010, 12:44 AM   #1
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happy easter!!!!!!!!!!!



happy easter 2010, y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!








on the dawn of the anno domini era, this day an egg hatched.... that egg contained a young hatchling named jesus......


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Old 04-04-2010, 01:12 AM   #2
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Old 04-04-2010, 01:16 AM   #3
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Happy Easter guys

(I never really did understand what the Bunny has to do with the holiday... -.- bunnies are so feminine...)
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Old 04-04-2010, 01:52 AM   #4
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Happy Easter.


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Old 04-04-2010, 01:54 AM   #5
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on the dawn of the anno domini era, this day an egg hatched.... that egg contained a young hatchling named jesus......
Wasn't that Christmas?


"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."
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Old 04-04-2010, 01:56 AM   #6
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Wasn't that Christmas?
That's when the bunny that laid the egg was born silly
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:06 AM   #7
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:08 AM   #8
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egg was laid on christmas eve in a straw manger and inseminated by god on christmas and it rose from its shell on easter



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Old 04-04-2010, 02:10 AM   #9
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But what came first? The Jesus or the egg?

Anywho, happy divine Jewish zombie day.


"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."
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Old 04-04-2010, 02:13 AM   #10
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god created eggs in his image on the 5th day



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Old 04-04-2010, 02:39 AM   #11
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Oh, and happy Easter.


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Old 04-04-2010, 06:57 AM   #12
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:06 AM   #13
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:15 AM   #14
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Old 04-04-2010, 08:35 AM   #15
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Happy Easter, folks; hope you all have a lovely time.

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But what came first? The Jesus or the egg?
The egg is a traditional symbol of birth. I gather that the Catholic church appropriated it (in much the same way they did with the Green Man) to better explain the faith: Easter Sunday represents the rebirth of Christ and thus the rebirth of man. The reason why the egg is hollow is that it represents the empty tomb.


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Old 04-04-2010, 10:25 AM   #16
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Old 04-04-2010, 10:44 AM   #17
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Old 04-04-2010, 12:33 PM   #18
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Hadn't realised you were a Muslim PastramiX
By practice and rite, yes. By theology and doctrine... well, I'm more of a mutt.
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Old 04-04-2010, 12:56 PM   #19
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Happy Easter, everyone!


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I don't know what any of you are talking about, I am more easter than any of you


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Old 04-04-2010, 01:26 PM   #21
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As everyone else said: Happy Easter. Hope everyone has a good one.


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Old 04-04-2010, 02:03 PM   #22
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Old 04-04-2010, 06:31 PM   #23
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Happy Easter everyone.
Everyone in the world should approve that message. No matter what religion you are, Cadbury eggs are awesome.

Oh and happy Easter.

I didn't know that this was when the Jesus-egg hatched. Granted, it's been a while since I looked at the bible, but I always thought that after Original Jesus was killed, an egg was found in his tomb, hatching into rabbit-Jesus, who now gives people chocolate produced in his elf sweatshops, while flying around the world in a rabbit-drawn sleigh.



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Old 04-04-2010, 09:48 PM   #24
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no jesus hatched on easter and went on to destroy tokyo



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Old 04-04-2010, 10:43 PM   #25
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no jesus hatched on easter and went on to destroy tokyo
argh! I knew I was mixing him up with Moses.



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Old 04-05-2010, 11:50 AM   #26
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Muslim By practice and rite, yes.
I thought I recognised you from pilot's school PastramiX

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The egg is a traditional symbol of birth. I gather that the Catholic church appropriated it to better explain the faith: Easter Sunday represents the rebirth of Christ and thus the rebirth of man
Eggs have been used in various pre-christian rituals as symbols of life/birth/harvest etc.

However - for a more direct link - Christianity, originally being a sect of Judaism, absorbed many of the symbological traditions of its parent religion. The Passover Seder feast involves a ritual feast in which an egg(Beitzah) represents a ritual sacrifice in the Temple of Jerusalem. Hence the early Christians did not have to look too far to come up with a symbol for the ritual sacrifice that this festival commemorates.

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The reason why the egg is hollow is that it represents the empty tomb.
source for this? Mine was full of M&Ms

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I never really did understand what the Bunny has to do with the holiday... -.- bunnies are so feminine..
Get a room full of Theologians, Folklorists and Art Historians to debate this and there'd probably be a geeky knife fight That being said, there seems to be some consensus about a Germanic origin to the bunny side of things that evolved into the commercial symbol we know today.

Being on the side of the Art Historians in this argument (ie. artists are responsible for popularising the symbols of folklore and spiritual iconography), I submit Peter Paul Rubens 'Descent of the Cross'(1610) as prime evidence for the origin of bunny symbology.



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Old 04-06-2010, 12:15 AM   #28
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I thought I recognised you from pilot's school PastramiX
Oh, s***.



"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."
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Oh, s***.

lolz. I'm glad someone noticed. LFN now has the rare curio of an islamic comedy duo

If anyone else was to try that joke on for size, you can bet there'd be an unsavoury outcome

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