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21 Years Ago, a Demigod was born...
...named Jeff, of the Moellerites, now commonly known as Jeff Moeller. Designated the deity of cool, we have a manifestation of him on this very forum! His sheer cool resulted in him lifted to the rank of Administrator Incineratii.
What possible gift might one give him for his birthday?
Why, an old and embarrassing photo of himself! Note how it's embarrassing for all the other guys because they are standing around the great Jeff Moeller himself. People die for photos like that.
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wow 21!! Happy Bday Moels. I remember when you were just a young scamp knocking about LFN
great work on the E3 stuff.
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Happy birthday, oh indomitable administrator...
I, for one, approve of the Ewoks. They're a fine representation of the primitive natives doing better in their own environment than the invading white man.
"Welcome to The American Political System, where everything's made up and the votes don't matter!"
America: Where you have the freedom to express your opinions, and I have the freedom to hate you for it.
*dons stetson and putters away on the motor scooter of patriotism*
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Mazel Tov Moel
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For this once in a life-time event. We haz colleted 3 skanks for you! Enjoy.
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Apparently Quanon wants to give Jeff some STDs...
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Happy Birthday, old man.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
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Apparently Quanon wants to give Jeff some STDs...
The gift that keeps on giving
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Apparently Quanon wants to give Jeff some STDs...
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The gift that keeps on giving
Unless he has a dog that digs up condoms everywhere.
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Happy birthday, Jeff!
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We haz colleted 3 skanks for you!
None of those woman have child bearing hips or badonkadonk behinds - which I'm pretty sure is how Moels likes 'em.
I'd go looking for appropriate images to affix, but I'd likely never return from such a journey
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Happy birthday. I got you a hummer mounted military laser cannon.
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Reason: pic not showing up even though I have it entered...wtf???
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Happy B-day, Jeff.
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Happy Birthday Jeffu-chan, I will drink enough booze for the both of us.
"Women are like sunsets… they’re beautiful, but there will be a different one tomorrow." - Gilder
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Happy Birthday, DMo!! Drink some pina coladas for me!
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None of those woman have child bearing hips or badonkadonk behinds - which I'm pretty sure is how Moels likes 'em.
I'd go looking for appropriate images to affix, but I'd likely never return from such a journey
mtfbwya
He could create these child bear hips on them x-D
And what in blazes is a badondnadnadnad whatcha call it behind.
If he wants I can give'em a poker table as well.
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"Junk in the trunk"......essentially a curvier "meatier" behind.
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"Junk in the trunk".....
Isn't that used for.... another sort of expression x-D
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Happy 21st, Jeff!
I hope that you can actually remember it later on.
"Mind your wants, 'cause someone wants your mind ."
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Happy Birthday, Jeff.
I got you
this . When the time comes, you will know.
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And wish the estate o' the world were now undone.
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Happy Birthday Jeff!!! I knew exactly what I was going to get you, but ChAiNz beat me to
kidnapping getting you Miss Knightley....
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Happy birthday
My Mods
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Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone!
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P.S. my favorite actress is Olivia Wilde now
Why? Because of her "child bearing hips or badonkadonk behind"?
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Why? Because of her "child bearing hips or badonkadonk behind"?
This is why...
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Those ribs look like they'll be delicious with some barbeque sauce.
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^^^^^Leatheface agrees.
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This is why...
Silly Mav, I know who Olivia Wilde (why do think I stop playing games long enough to watch
House ).
I just want Jeff to tell me which of her features are most appealing to him, her “child hips” or her “bodonkadonk behind?” Quite frankly, I think I’ve been misinformed about what features Jeff finds appealing in his women.
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Those ribs look like they'll be delicious with some barbeque sauce.
At least it isn't the Fox-hole.
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Drink, my friend. Drink. I shall join you in the halls of 21dom soon.
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