^ HAHA! Awesome!
Is that the Human Noble origin? I haven't played that one yet because I like to sling spells. How about "Black Magic Woman" by Santana for Morrigan? "Evil Ways" would work for her as well.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."