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Old 08-11-2010, 12:52 PM   #1
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Be good to your body... ogle womenz

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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.
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See?!.. the Germans got it right. Why can't the U.S spend money on quality research like this...

oh btw, according to this study... I'm going to be immortal! I <3 Dr. Karen Weatherby

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Old 08-11-2010, 12:58 PM   #2
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It's not the looking that hurts.....it's what happens when you get caught.

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She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
Yeah......in your pants.


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Old 08-11-2010, 02:48 PM   #3
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OK, NOW do a study for women about how staring at guys'...hairstyles can increase OUR life expectancy!!!
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Old 08-11-2010, 03:12 PM   #4
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Now I have an excuse, doctors orders. I wonder if I can get a note.


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Old 08-11-2010, 03:59 PM   #5
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Old 08-11-2010, 05:03 PM   #6
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Now I have an excuse, doctors orders. I wonder if I can get a note.
If the doctor in case is an attractive female, I think there could be a possibility here. We all hire attractive Swedish med students!

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Old 08-11-2010, 05:04 PM   #7
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OK, NOW do a study for women about how staring at guys'...hairstyles can increase OUR life expectancy!!!
Buns, Tysyacha, not...hairstyles. Buns!


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Old 08-12-2010, 12:24 AM   #8
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I don't know man....this really sounds like a "booby trap" to me.

I believe whether it's healthy for men or not, some males are definitly gonna get pimpslapped!


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Old 08-12-2010, 01:27 AM   #9
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Wow, I didn't know I was a health nut. Go figure.
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Old 08-12-2010, 01:55 AM   #10
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It's a hoax.

Now, I will admit that the above article could be false too, but there is no "Dr. Karen Weatherby." That part is definitely true, as I searched that name up on Google, and came across no profile of that name.


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Old 08-12-2010, 01:56 AM   #11
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Wow, I didn't know I was a health nut. Go figure.
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^^@Revan 411 - Not saying you're wrong, but I just find it funny that we've reached that point where we can claim with confidence that because we couldn't find something on Google, it does not exist.


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Old 08-12-2010, 02:06 AM   #13
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@Mav: I've searched through 11 results on Google for that name... I never came across any portfolio, profile, or a doctor's record. I even searched up that name on the New England Journal of Medicine, and came across absolutely nothing.

Now, I'm sure there could potentially be someone that goes by that name, but if there is, then I can't seem to find such a person's occupation record.


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Old 08-12-2010, 02:49 AM   #14
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@ Revan 411: You're like the school kid who reminded their teacher that the homework is due today... and then gets beaten up at lunch time.


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Old 08-12-2010, 04:43 AM   #15
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Yeah but he goes on to become the freeballin' CEO of a multinational, as opposed to his fries-serving classmates.


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Old 08-12-2010, 05:34 AM   #16
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@ Revan 411: You're like the school kid who reminded their teacher that the homework is due today... and then gets beaten up at lunch time.

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but I just find it funny that we've reached that point where we can claim with confidence that because we couldn't find something on Google, it does not exist.
http://scholar.google.com.au/

It isn't long until Google becomes a decent unified search engine for research, periodicals etc. As someone who spends a lot of time wading through discipline specific databases, jumping from one to the other is a PITA.

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Old 08-12-2010, 10:28 AM   #17
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@ sabre: Yes... the advantages of being a sell out. *sells India back to the British and runs away with the riches*

@ astro: Why would anyone be the jocks? We're all geeks here whether we admit it or not.

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Old 08-12-2010, 12:32 PM   #18
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Buns, Tysyacha, not...hairstyles. Buns!
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Old 08-12-2010, 11:51 PM   #19
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@ astro: Why would anyone be the jocks? We're all geeks here whether we admit it or not.
I've always been some sort of unnatural geek/jock hybrid. That made my HS and college social life quite odd, since I was friendly with both groups.

OT: I'm just upset that I can't say doctors orders as an excuse anymore. Why did you have to tell me it was a hoax. This is almost as bad as when my parents revealed that Santa didn't exist.



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Old 08-13-2010, 11:05 AM   #20
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@ Liverandbacon: It's not like it's an absolute thing like the movies show or what may or may not have happened in the past. I know what you mean since I could be part of the crowd in any group in my school days. The geekiest of the geeks the sportiest of the jocks and the most detached of the goths.

As for the original thread... I'm pretty sure I first heard about this study a few years back... but really... does it matter if it's true or not? It's my manly right to perv on chicks

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Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy
...but what about the risk of whiplash?
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Old 08-18-2010, 10:13 PM   #23
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[B]It's my manly right to perv on chicks
*Jae ogles Lynk's chocolate goodness*

@ChAiNz--love the 'hot buns' pic!


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