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Old 01-13-2011, 11:22 PM   #1
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Tysyacha's Dating Criteria

Want to know what criteria I use for matches, mates, & future dates?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943669

This video also highlights some of my most prevalent "Internet grammar" pet peeves! I always try to avoid them, though I don't always succede--er, succeed!

EDIT/WARNING: VIDEO IS STRICTLY RATED PG-13. There's definitely a reason that the URL has "collegehumor" in it...

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Old 01-13-2011, 11:59 PM   #2
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Ehehehe, Nice video and a fairly well rounded criteria!


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Old 01-14-2011, 12:04 AM   #3
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*floored* Now what's that smiley that has the person's jaw falling eight feet? *LOL*
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Old 01-14-2011, 03:27 AM   #4
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Thats funny, but I'm not sure someone who puts such emphasis on Grammar when deciding who is relationship material is really the Girl for me... I imagine having to win a spelling bee in order to get a good night kiss.


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Old 01-14-2011, 04:03 AM   #5
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I HATE when people spell words like that incorrectly. "Definately" and "Loose" just make me cringe on sight.



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Old 01-14-2011, 04:21 AM   #6
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adamqd,

If you win MY spelling bee, you'll definItely get more than just a good-night kiss. Good communication and clear expression attract me more than 6-pack abs and nice...eyes. (I'm far more drawn to brains than brawn. If that makes me weird, then move right on!)

urluckyday,

What about "looser/loosers"? How many times have you seen THOSE monstrosities?
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:27 AM   #7
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Dozer has a sad.

Girl give Dozer "the look". Dozer pick up girl. Dozer gets "home run". Dozer smoke cigar in bed afterwards.

Girl gets call on cell phone. Call is boyfriend she gave no hint to Dozer about cheating on. Girl give boyfriend a runaround story that is complete BS. Girl have no remorse when hang up.

This happen 3 more times. Dozer cynical and feel like soul empty, and whore at same time.

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"Like how Catherine the Great had sex with a horse".
Mmmmust.....nnnnot.....fff-ffff--FAP!

Damn you Rhett! You know perfectly well this kind of stuff tempts me!
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:46 AM   #8
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Err--pardon me, but what was that first part about Dozer?

Second part: ROFLMAO

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Old 01-14-2011, 05:23 AM   #9
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If you win MY spelling bee, you'll definitely get more than just a good-night kiss. Good communication and clear expression attract me more than 6-pack abs and nice...eyes. (I'm far more drawn to brains than brawn. If that makes me weird, then move right on!)
Not at all , Its just my Grammar is terrible, so I have to use other... erm, methods to achieve.


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Old 01-14-2011, 06:08 AM   #10
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Well, I do concede that we all have our gifts and talents. What are yours?
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Old 01-14-2011, 06:32 AM   #11
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I Can dunk a 10 foot Rim, Play the Drums, Dance, Build a House, and several other skills I cannot mention on a pg 13 forum... I suppose I could just be your Man servant and bring you Grapes and stuff while you ponder higher education


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Old 01-14-2011, 06:40 AM   #12
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Awesome video. English might not be my native language, but it still hurts my brain to see people, especially native English speakers, make such idiotic spelling mistakes, so I agree with the message of the video 100%.

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Old 01-14-2011, 06:54 AM   #13
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I HATE when people spell words like that incorrectly. "Definately" and "Loose" just make me cringe on sight.
'Loose' is a word, just not the same one as 'lose'.


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As a non-native English speaker I ask you native speakers... no, I beg you! Please use proper words and proper spelling!
There is nothing more frustrating than (or 'then'? ) reading something with grammar errors and misspellings. I then have to check the word in dictionary, check if it makes any sense in the sentence and if not check again if the whole sentence is maybe phrasal verb or something like it. And after all this it appears that it was written by some 'looser' who doesn't know his own language


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Old 01-14-2011, 12:11 PM   #15
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@tsy: Reference to myself in the 3rd person. I should have known the bar scene was full of cheaters. Though the ones I've had relationships with weren't all that much better. I try not to let it affect me too much, though.

I will say this: Disappearing down the proverbial rabbit hole ain't all it's cracked up to be, even if you do climb back out.


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Old 01-14-2011, 12:36 PM   #16
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Want to know what criteria I use for matches, mates, & future dates?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1943669

This video also highlights some of my most prevalent "Internet grammar" pet peeves! I always try to avoid them, though I don't always succede--er, succeed!

EDIT/WARNING: VIDEO IS STRICTLY RATED PG-13. There's definitely a reason that the URL has "collegehumor" in it...
Sooooo are you sayin' that you aren't looking for "The Situation" as your man?

I use a lot of slang, and intentional misspellings when typing on more personal forums(ie HERE and Facebook). BUT the thing that drives me batty is when people use "2" and "U" or other IM/text shorthand on non-IM/text messaging sites. I mean, Facebook is full of people who set their status to something along the lines of "Off 2 skl 2 b teached"

@Boba: Um... What?


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Old 01-14-2011, 07:35 PM   #17
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adamqd,

Manservant, eh? I might be able to use one, and would most certainly enjoy one! If you're really in Tokyo, that might not work, though, because I'm in the U.S. By the way, you have humbled my haughty grammarian's heart by putting Japanese in your avatar. Even I don't know what it says, or how to draw the characters. Would you please enlighten me?

GTA:SWcity,

What an incomparable travesty! Were I in your shoes, I would feel the same way. If the Buddhist views on karma are true, I hope the REAL whore got what she deserved!!! And, on my last trip down the proverbial "rabbit hole", I didn't score a "home run", no, but I had my reservations that the guy I was interested in was a charlatan. Dig me?
Everyone,

I wrote a story in the CEC that makes fun of this whole (mostly American) cultural phenomenon of "nt cring hw 2 spel R rite nemore." When I wrote it, I had to work very hard to IGNORE the rules of grammar and spelling that had been drummed into my head since childhood. My parents were both teachers, and there was no way that they'd EVER let my sister or me use incorrect grammar. My sister received the worst of it, though, because she more commonly used "me" as a sentence subject than I did:

"Me and Julie went to the store." I cringed and felt sorry for her because she couldn't continue the story until she had corrected her mistake. Sometimes I said that, too.

By the way, does anyone know anyone who says, "It is I"? OH, HELL NO!!!!!

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Old 01-14-2011, 08:09 PM   #18
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By the way, does anyone know anyone who says, "It is I"? OH, HELL NO!!!!!
Er... I do, but ONLY in jest.


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Old 01-14-2011, 08:27 PM   #19
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"It is I" who stand corrected. Does anyone remember the 1980's Sesame Street sketch about a pushy, singing purple rabbit named Captain Vegetable? He was trying to get the Muppet kids to chomp on carrots and celery instead of whatever they fancied (candy and spaghetti), like so:

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I hated Captain Vegetable deep down inside, though I laughed at him. He ruined the Muppet kids' fun, and I liked it when they insulted him.
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:58 PM   #20
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"It is I" who stand corrected.
hmmm... Sounds a bit like someone corrected your assumption.

Also, wouldn't that be "stands," as in you are presently the one who stands corrected?


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Old 01-14-2011, 09:10 PM   #21
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:16 PM   #22
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Old 01-14-2011, 11:53 PM   #23
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By the way, does anyone know anyone who says, "It is I"? OH, HELL NO!!!!!
Err.. of... of course not!






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Old 01-15-2011, 12:12 AM   #24
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Rhett: :XXXXX!!!! (5 kisses--on the cheek) You passed my first AND second round!!!
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What an incomparable travesty! Were I in your shoes, I would feel the same way. If the Buddhist views on karma are true, I hope the REAL whore got what she deserved!!! And, on my last trip down the proverbial "rabbit hole", I didn't score a "home run", no, but I had my reservations that the guy I was interested in was a charlatan. Dig me?
The jerk store called for more of me, yes. So in a way I kinda got what I deserved as well. I knew that if I didn't stop, though, something worse was surely waiting.

Yeah I dig. Unfortunately, that's a common thing. It takes risk and that's the (beginning) price you might have to pay.
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By the way, does anyone know anyone who says, "It is I"? OH, HELL NO!!!!!
What is he whose grief
Bears such an emphasis, whose phrase of sorrow
Conjures the wandering stars, and makes them stand
Like wonder-wounded hearers? This is I,
Hamlet the Dane.

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Rhett: :XXXXX!!!! (5 kisses--on the cheek) You passed my first AND second round!!!
Does he accept multiple wives?


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Is it the the haute phrasing of "It is I" or.... what?

Besides being slightly Yoda-ish in a not so Yoda-cool way.... what is the problem? It is perfectly normal English. Does not fail your test that I can tell, unless the test involves demerits for being a doofus with structure. (didn't watch the test, this is not edisHarmony)

Agreed with Pavlos - "loose" is a perfectly good word - i like loose change, and especially loose wo..... words.

However, if the main point here is that we get turned on with our brains and less our bodies and eyes.... I agree with that fully. I have dated the full spectrum of brains:looks ratio, and the brainside is where I go for anything more than a weekend.


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Old 01-16-2011, 12:51 AM   #31
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Sorry, Militiades, but Pavlos gets +10 Shakespeare Seduction (tm) points and +10 Gladiator (tm) points because I love ancient Rome--and the name Quintus, by the by. I don't know who LeClerc is, either. *whistles innocently and tiptoes her way past ye*

Jae,

Boba Rhett's married? I didn't know that. Polygamy's not my style--too 1890's Mormon.

Glenn,

I've heard it said that your most important sexual organ is your brain, anyway.
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I don't know who LeClerc is, either. *whistles innocently and tiptoes her way past ye*
You haven't watched "'Allo 'Allo!"?!

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I'm in the UK, and of Anglo-Saxon heritage, I'm Just on a Samurai thing atm regarding the Japanese under my Avi, I simply Copy-paste it from Wiki, Samurai= 侍, Japan= 日本国.



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You haven't watched "'Allo 'Allo!"?!
I've often wondered how that programme went down in France. I mean, why wouldn't they find a sitcom about the occupation of their country hysterical?

I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hind a smoking goon. You are clearly the guilty potty!


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Sorry, Militiades, but Pavlos gets +10 Shakespeare Seduction (tm) points and +10 Gladiator (tm) points because I love ancient Rome--and the name Quintus, by the by. I don't know who LeClerc is, either. *whistles innocently and tiptoes her way past ye*
Oh, I'm indeed no match for Pavlos. Intelligent, well-read, well-mannered, funny,... In fact, now that I think of it, I doubt he's real.


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I'm not a native english speaker, so I get typos and odd grammar constructions in everything I type... I could ofcourse be less lazy or hasty and check with my dictionary to see if it's at least correctly spelled.

Google translate often givs whacko things... then again that fits x-D
Anyway carry on you bunch! I shall await the happy message that Sir Pavlos has married Misses Tysh.


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I've often wondered how that programme went down in France. I mean, why wouldn't they find a sitcom about the occupation of their country hysterical?
Good point. Still, this question could apply to any country, or rather any person who was affected by the horrors of WWII.

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I was pissing by the door when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hind a smoking goon. You are clearly the guilty potty!

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Oh, I'm indeed no match for Pavlos. Intelligent, well-read, well-mannered, funny,... In fact, now that I think of it, I doubt he's real.
Ahh, but you're multilingual, charismatic, and charming.

This could go on for some time

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ZOMG! Since when did LF-boards turn into a dating site
Dunno, but the best personals section in any publication I've seen to date is probably in the back of the London Review of Books. The famous one is 'Sexually, I'm more of a Switzerland' (which either means neutral or ruthlessly efficient... or perhaps lathered in chocolate with a ski-fetish, I'm not sure), but just in the back of this week's there are a few zingers:

My therapist has given me such a good rate I can afford to indulge my bouts of infidelity and still deal elegantly with my guilt. Attached but unfaithful London male 60 seeks female counterpart. I promise and intensity of sexual joy unexpected in the LRB.

Female, 34. All own limbs. Seeks man with low priorities.

There was one a few weeks ago laid out like a text RPG...

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Google translate often givs whacko things... then again that fits x-D
Anyway carry on you bunch! I shall await the happy message that Sir Pavlos has married Misses Tysh.
Wait... when did I agree to that?


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Old 01-16-2011, 01:06 PM   #39
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Wait... when did I agree to that?
Agreement to marriage? What's this then?


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Old 01-16-2011, 01:58 PM   #40
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Female, 34. All own limbs. Seeks man with low priorities.
All limbs? You mean some people actually search for a partner that misses certain parts?! Here I thought I was weird

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There was one a few weeks ago laid out like a text RPG...
If only my dexterity was high enough

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Wait... when did I agree to that?
Reading the misses her replies I'dd say you w(h)ere winning. Though I'll have to support Mill
He's from the national team of Belgium to seduce foreign women.


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