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Old 04-29-2011, 09:43 AM   #1
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Man Dressed as Cow Steals 26 Gallons of Milk

No joke!

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/we...807919.html?dr

"Police in Stafford County, Va., can't figure out what prompted a man to steal 26 gallons of milk while dressed in a cow costume."


Maybe it was mad cow disease?

Lol. Just when you think you've seen it all.


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Old 04-29-2011, 10:03 AM   #2
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It begins... they're taking human form and are rising up against us!!


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Old 04-29-2011, 11:17 AM   #3
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"Police in Stafford County, Va., can't figure out what prompted a man to steal 26 gallons of milk while dressed in a cow costume."
And they call themselves police. He stole the milk because his own udder was sore. Duh!
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Old 04-29-2011, 11:45 AM   #4
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wow, I'm amoosed he went through with it.. afterall, the steaks were pretty high...


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Old 04-29-2011, 11:49 AM   #5
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wow, I'm amoosed he went through with it.. afterall, the steaks were pretty high...
Well, he's definitely no coward, that's for sure.


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Old 04-29-2011, 12:53 PM   #6
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wow, I'm amoosed he went through with it.. afterall, the steaks were pretty high...
I think the video with the story pretty much outdid any puns you can come up with...

Funny story, but the video was groan inducing.

"Walmart needs to beef up their security."
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:59 PM   #7
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...this thread now makes me wish a large asteroid would hurry up and hit the planet so we can all die already...

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Old 04-29-2011, 01:01 PM   #8
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...this thread now makes me wish a large asteroid would hurry up and hit the planet so we can all die already...
You're being udderly ridiculous Lynk.
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Old 04-29-2011, 01:12 PM   #9
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...this thread now makes me wish a large asteroid would hurry up and hit the planet so we can all die already...
silly Lynk.. that's un-herd of


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Old 04-29-2011, 01:15 PM   #10
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Moove on to another thread, Lynk, if these bad puns are bothering you so much. So, is a man in a pig suit stealing pork anywhere on the horizon...


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Grazing through this page, mostly for the bizarre title (got to verify that). I was struck as if by a hoof by pun after pun, and smiled through my cowl. I now must go make pasta, and moolten lava cake for desert.

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*pun* what a silly *pun* guy, he must have been really *pun* to steal that much *pun* milk.


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Old 04-30-2011, 04:40 PM   #15
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You know, I didn't hoof it in here fast enough for all this bull because I hadn't herd there were puns, so I'll horn in now because I cud, range far and wide with more tripe to milk this as much as I can just to annoy Lynk, and then go hide from the udder ridiculousness.

Don't have a cow, Lynk!


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I already has a moo cow...


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