I demand beer pong dammit.
I just ate some Jack in the Box tacos for the first time the other day. I didn't know what I was missing all these years.
So...what makes you feel like piece of $***?
- apparently rice krispies now
- MTV any time after the late '90s
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"