I got you a hand-held Tesla coil. You can strap this little baby to your wrist and give anybody who trys to take you on a jolt of lighnting, just like the Sith Lords.
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um..unfortunately I couldn't find a battery operated version, so you'll have to be near a wall socket when you operate it. Just don't piss anybody off yet, until your near one that you can plug into.
P.S. Maybe you should look into a really long extension cord, that might help.
So, you're telling everyone you're 108 today. A good friend of yours got wind of that and had this to say
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Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"
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@mim: I always wanted an indoor swimming pool with a couple of dogs to guard it. It sure would save me some darn hassles.
@Trench/mandalore: Aww...FURRIES!
@purifier: That's cool anyways. Besides I can just rig up a backpack with a car battery and a voltage converter if I want to make it portable...but now there is a huge problem of the weight keeping me from doing my Juyo lightsaber form exercises.
@Red Foreman: Thanks. And remember, I'd buy that for a dollar, Clarence Bodicker.
@Igy: Nice. Now I have a use for my substation transformer and my generators can power something other than tools.
@adamqd and shem: I sure did.
@Militiades, Astor, Ping, the ultimate the one Q, Jae, Shem, Sith Holocron, and Jae: Thank yous peoplez.
@Chainz.2DA: I *knew* hutts weren't indigestible! A sarlacc pitt monster may not have been able to handle eating Jabba's father, but never underestimate the power of the chemical incinerator known as a human digestive system!
@Sabre: Uhuhuhuhuh, That was cool. Beavis' hand got screwed. Huhuhuhuh-huhuh. Screwed.
@Newbiemodder: That has to be one of the most epic birthday celebration meals ever. Period.
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
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@ Justin Beiber Kel Solo: Thanks mang. BTW whatevver happened to the wayward soul damned to forever wander the earth and reincarnate by possessing the unborn who would otherwise be lost in the womb if not for such timely intervention?
I died once and wandered the earth for some time disembodied before my current form.
Electra: "Let's go...together"
<Shot fired>
Vincent: "When I was with you, it was the only time I felt real"
um..unfortunately I couldn't find a battery operated version, so you'll have to be near a wall socket when you operate it. Just don't piss anybody off yet, until your near one that you can plug into.
From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"
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