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08-21-2011, 10:49 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Happy Birthday to Viceroy Chief Brigadier-General Colonel Sir Astor...
Viceroy Chief Brigadier-General Postmaster General Lord Lieutenant Field Marshal His Grace Colonel Hon. Sir the Lord Astor, KG, GCB, GCH, PC, FRS, XBOX, BBC, the Duke of Englistan has a happy birthday today! Rejoice, good sir, and let us all celebrate his many international, colonial, political, tactical and sexual victories! 
I got you another galleon for your collection!
p.s. if the spaniards call tell them it was the french
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08-21-2011, 12:47 PM
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On the run again...
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yarr, got this Booty of a Wench for yee, as if she wer from Fiddlers Green...
Many Happy Returns of the Day me hearty.
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08-21-2011, 01:08 PM
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English spoken in What
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Well, tried to nick you one of these, but the RAF wasn't amused....
So, got you these instead, enjoy...
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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08-21-2011, 02:26 PM
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A handful of dust.
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Happy birthday, sir!
I got you a stately pile*:
*Caution: "pile" may be used more than figuratively in this instance.
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08-21-2011, 04:32 PM
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I'm only worth a piano?
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I bought you a giant statue of Cecil Rhodes. I didn't know where to put it, so I just left it on top of Africa. I'm sure nobody will mind.
 
--Too Dumb to Quit--
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08-21-2011, 05:27 PM
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NO GAMES
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Happy Birthday.
I would have gotten you something, but too lazy.  |
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08-21-2011, 05:46 PM
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A handful of dust.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Liverandbacon
I bought you a giant statue of Cecil Rhodes. I didn't know where to put it, so I just left it on top of Africa. I'm sure nobody will mind.
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"Why, man, he doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus, and we petty men
Walk under his huge legs and peep about
To find ourselves dishonourable graves.
Men at some time are masters of their fates:
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.
Brutus and Caesar: what should be in that 'Caesar'?
Why should that name be sounded more than yours?
Write them together, yours is as fair a name;
Sound them, it doth become the mouth as well;
Weigh them, it is as heavy; conjure with 'em,
Brutus will start a spirit as soon as Caesar.
Now, in the names of all the gods at once,
Upon what meat doth this our Caesar feed,
That he is grown so great? Age, thou art shamed!
Rome, thou hast lost the breed of noble bloods!
When went there by an age, since the great flood,
But it was famed with more than with one man?
When could they say till now, that talk'd of Rome,
That her wide walls encompass'd but one man?
Now is it Rome indeed and room enough,
When there is in it but one only man.
O, you and I have heard our fathers say,
There was a Brutus once that would have brook'd
The eternal devil to keep his state in Rome
As easily as a king."
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08-21-2011, 06:40 PM
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20% Percent Cooler
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Happy Birthday, Astor 
Here's a frog, Astor. Girls love frogs.
Last edited by Taak Farst; 08-21-2011 at 06:59 PM.
Reason: We know you know how to use swear words already. - Jae If you know I can use swear words then STFU Jae. - Taak
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08-21-2011, 06:49 PM
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VN02 mix
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Happy Birthday, to a man across the Pacific,
Whereupon it is my duty to be specific,
For a celebrated day that comes but once a year for you,
and hope that your enjoyment of it is true.
Or something like that. 
Happy birthday.
Not sure what music you like exactly so I'll share what I am listening to:
8-bit remake
Original
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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08-21-2011, 06:52 PM
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Have a great birthday, Astor!
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08-21-2011, 08:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sabretooth
Viceroy Chief Brigadier-General Postmaster General Lord Lieutenant Field Marshal His Grace Colonel Hon. Sir the Lord Astor, KG, GCB, GCH, PC, FRS, XBOX, BBC, the Duke of Englistan has a happy birthday today!
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WOW! A man with so many titles deserves a place named after him, especially on his birthday. So therefore, I present to you, Astor Village......
Henceforth, the citizens of this village shall be known as The people of Astor. 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASTOR!
Seriously, there is such a place named Astor, I kid you not. Check it out.
http://connect.state.gov/photo/astor...northern-areas
SITH HAPPENS
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08-22-2011, 05:04 AM
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Exiled Jedi...
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Happy Birthday Astor
Have a Sharpe....
"Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment. It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation." - Rabindranath Tagore
"Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but it divides us from truth." - Kahlil Gibran
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08-22-2011, 05:16 AM
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App Off
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Happy Birthday, Astor! Hope you have a good one.
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08-22-2011, 06:00 AM
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M4-78
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As of 28APR13: I released a new small texture mod! Check it out here.
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08-22-2011, 08:21 AM
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It's Thornhill!
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Thank you very much, guys!
@Sabre - who told you about my (many) sexual victories?! 
@adamqd - I appreciate the wench, but when I enquired about an activity involving her and the poop deck of the Galleon Sabre got me, she slapped me. Poor girl must have got her wires crossed.
@Totenkopf - I don't have much use for a surveillance plane, or a bike, but the car is certainly welcome. Although 1938 petrol/gas prices would be more welcome.
@Darathy - It's perfect! And if nothing else, I can use the spire to moor my Zeppelin when I'm not using it.
@LiverandBacon - Thank you, although I'm a little worried about the grip on his helmet. A strong wind might cause a break.
@Mimartin - no worries my friend, you've been far too busy not helping with our very own hacking scandal.
@Taak - Thanks, although are you sure that's a frog? It looks an awful lot like a toa... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD.
@GTA - it has a nice tune, I guess, but it sounds like the singer is suffering from a throat infection.
@Jae & Purifier - Thank you both very much.
@beanlord - thank you, Star Wars would have been much, much better with Top Hats.
@jonathan7 - Thanks, jon, and seeing as you mentioned the Peninsular War, yesterday also marked 203 years since Wellington won the Battle of Vimeiro.
@igy - thank you, and I did indeed have a good day.
@Sith Holocron - Finally, my name in lights!
Thank you all!
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08-22-2011, 08:44 AM
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Happy Belated, Astor. Such an hero as yourself deserves an heroic symphony.
Oh, and this:
StarWarsKnights.com -- News and features will be returning shortly...
I 'gin to be a-weary of the sun,
And wish the estate o' the world were now undone.
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08-22-2011, 09:02 AM
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NO GAMES
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Originally Posted by Astor
@Mimartin - no worries my friend, you've been far too busy playing RDR.
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Fixed
and i'm at 99.1% game completion to prove it. I know .5% will come from getting the US Marshal Outfit, the real question is where to I get the other .4%. I'm thinking I missed some Nuevo Paraiso bounty locations.  |
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08-22-2011, 10:02 AM
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Obusha
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Happy birthday, Astor!
"Mind your wants, 'cause someone wants your mind." -George Clinton
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08-22-2011, 04:25 PM
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20% Percent Cooler
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Originally Posted by Astor
@Taak - Thanks, although are you sure that's a frog? It looks an awful lot like a toa... ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD.
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 It's an Amazon Horned Frog. But now I think of it, it DOES look like the hypno toad
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08-22-2011, 08:37 PM
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Happy Birthday, Astor!! I hope it went well.
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08-22-2011, 11:25 PM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Taak Farst
It's an Amazon Horned Frog. But now I think of it, it DOES look like the hypno toad |
I thought so too. It's a really captivating image.
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08-23-2011, 04:09 AM
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internet hate machine
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*yawn* ....mmhmm...birthday..........astor..... and stuff.... present
WHen I typed "Astor" into google images, all that came up were pictures of old women and some little girls... I asked on skype whether you liked older or younger women so this is what I came up with as your present based on your response.
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08-23-2011, 05:34 AM
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It's Thornhill!
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Thank you again, everyone!
Now, Lynk, I never said I was into dead people.
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08-23-2011, 08:34 AM
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WHO.
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Happy Birthday!
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09-01-2011, 10:22 AM
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Brony 4 Life. Yo.
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Happy belated! Gee.. I'm gone for a week and everyone has a birthday  Stop getting older!
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