And his name is Alkonium! Well, it's probably an element, and a very fearable element at that, but it deserves a birthday none the less! The good man turns an admirable 21 today, so let's break out the bottles and... stab someone or soemthing, I don't know.
I got you a Zeltron scoundrel! Take good care of her!
I think these guys ripped you off, Alk. Happy Bday.
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Btw, mim is likely right, Harkness is probably more dangerous than the bomb, so be careful what you wish for......
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
Just turning 21 huh? Lucky you, wish I was 21...again.
Anyway, I know you love microwaves, Doctor Who and Stargates, so I got you this multitask microwave with a built-in LCD screen and dialup controls for a Stargate. Yeah that's right, you get to watch Doctor Who, summon a Stargate, and microwave your favorite meal all at the same time. Damn! Ain't technology great?
Yessir, I even threw in a chicken. I like chickens.
Thank you all. Now, as a Canadian, I've been able to go to bars for two years already, but since I live on the Canada-US border, I went out drinking in the States anyway.
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Happy Birthday! I brought you a TARDIS, but got the date off by 2 days, which is why I'm late.
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Thank you all. Now, as a Canadian, I've been able to go to bars for two years already, but since I live on the Canada-US border, I went out drinking in the States anyway.
Why would you ever want to drink in the US? Seriously, I love this country, but the beer here...
Why would you ever want to drink in the US? Seriously, I love this country, but the beer here...
Who said Alkonium was going for beer? I hear Jack Daniels is good this time of year.
From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"
Daaaah $***! I missed it. Well happy belated. God knows you have to put up with me.
OH Crap--I forgot you don't touch that God business.
Anyways, to satisfy your hunger I got you a couple of succubi and a cat girl, perhaps you know them? Felicia, Morrigan, and Lillith?
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Also because I know you like having some servant boys to push around and bend to your will: Kazuma, Nora, and Captain Falcon
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That's just for starters.
Because you have had to put up with me I got you your very own small level burning and cutting laser.
Lastly because I am late and I have nowhere to store this freshly, erm, acquired legion of gigantic critter exterminators and their rhino tanks, I am giving them to you and they come with a side benefit of playing massive beer pong while listening to the band rush:
Happy Bday.
I like chickens.
From MST3K's spoof of "Hercules Unchained"--heard as Roman medic soldiers carry off an unconscious Greek Hercules on a 1950's Army green canvas stretcher: "Hi, we're IX-I-I. Did somebody dial IX-I-I?"
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