And his name is Alkonium! Well, it's probably an element, and a very fearable element at that, but it deserves a birthday none the less! The good man turns an admirable 21 today, so let's break out the bottles and... stab someone or soemthing, I don't know.
I got you a Zeltron scoundrel! Take good care of her!
Just turning 21 huh? Lucky you, wish I was 21...again.
Anyway, I know you love microwaves, Doctor Who and Stargates, so I got you this multitask microwave with a built-in LCD screen and dialup controls for a Stargate. Yeah that's right, you get to watch Doctor Who, summon a Stargate, and microwave your favorite meal all at the same time. Damn! Ain't technology great?
Yessir, I even threw in a chicken. I like chickens.
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Daaaah $***! I missed it. Well happy belated. God knows you have to put up with me.
OH Crap--I forgot you don't touch that God business.
Anyways, to satisfy your hunger I got you a couple of succubi and a cat girl, perhaps you know them? Felicia, Morrigan, and Lillith?
Also because I know you like having some servant boys to push around and bend to your will: Kazuma, Nora, and Captain Falcon
That's just for starters.
Because you have had to put up with me I got you your very own small level burning and cutting laser.
Lastly because I am late and I have nowhere to store this freshly, erm, acquired legion of gigantic critter exterminators and their rhino tanks, I am giving them to you and they come with a side benefit of playing massive beer pong while listening to the band rush: