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Old 03-15-2014, 10:47 PM   #1
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Arrow Used Boeing 777 for sale

I have my team of aborigines scrubbing the blood off the seat backs and repainting the fuselage even now. We should be ready for shipment as soon as the ukrainian war breaks out and the heat--so to speak--dies down.

Interested parties meet 'Bardox' at the Drunken Weasel bar in Dakkar, senegal on friday night. He's there for closing, and should not be looked directly in his one eye.


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Old 03-16-2014, 06:57 AM   #2
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is the drinks trolley fully stocked?


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Old 03-16-2014, 07:43 AM   #3
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and is there a stewardess availablle to move it around, so Roy and me can grab the bootze at any given point of time?


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Old 03-16-2014, 01:43 PM   #4
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Old 03-16-2014, 11:25 PM   #5
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I always keep the booze in the cockpit. Why share?
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Old 03-17-2014, 12:13 PM   #6
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you're a pilot?


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Old 03-17-2014, 02:16 PM   #7
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Question Licentious

Am I a pilot?!?

I have flown the kessel run, out zigged many zags and bloodied the Empire's nose with the loss of many cruisers. I have landed on top of the St. Louis arch. The wind itself fears my name, for it knows I can outrace it. And I have guns. Yes. Big guns in the sky, and missiles to enforce my every whim--!

No, I guess I'm not a pilot at all. But with rum as my copilot and the russian punk rock band Pussy Riot as flight crew, we'll figure this thing out together.

Now where's the gas pedal?
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Old 03-17-2014, 03:24 PM   #8
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Zig and Zag were brilliant.



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Old 03-18-2014, 05:07 PM   #9
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In germany we had The Digedags, with Dig and Dag.



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Old 03-18-2014, 08:31 PM   #10
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Exclamation Yarn monsters

Roy: is that british? Good lord! Now I understand what the american revolution was all about...

I guess the closest thing we have here in the US is squidbillies:


Which explains why our key production industries now are whiskey and ammunition.
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Old 03-19-2014, 06:40 AM   #11
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Zig and Zag were brilliant, they even had a hit single....which I remember grooving to in the nightclubs as a wee under age young scamp.

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Old 03-19-2014, 11:45 PM   #12
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Well, if they have a discotheque that's different! My friend Snowball wants to go there and (quote) 'Sell a pocketfull and hit that booty twice.'


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Old 03-20-2014, 07:13 PM   #13
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your friend 'Snowball'? Snowball?

This is sounding increasingly shady Zoom.


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Old 03-24-2014, 05:54 PM   #14
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Unhappy Got your goat?

Indeed. Snowball said that you'd say that, and that you would know what to make of this cartoon:



How do you explain this, sir?
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Old 03-25-2014, 01:01 PM   #15
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That is not my goat, and I have never seen any of those men before.


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Old 03-27-2014, 09:01 PM   #16
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Exclamation Day at the zoo

That goat says he knows you, and has photos of you at a pub called the Twisty Badger. Furthermore, analysis of the satellite data indicates you were either in Ipswich that night or on a course somewhere over the gulf of Tonkin...

(Like how I tied that back in? No? Too Bad.)

The price of the 777 is going up. It seems expenses doubled when we had to take a submarine to the indian ocean to dump 'wreckage.' Also, silencing every qualified satellite data analyst in the world is proving expensive--even when the cost is reduced to one bullet apiece.

We may have to move the sale to e-bay.
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Old 04-04-2014, 02:23 PM   #17
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I'm selling these fine leather jackets.


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Old 04-05-2014, 11:10 PM   #18
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Say, is that snow leopard fur lining?

Nice. I'd like to send one to the President of the United States!
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Old 04-06-2014, 07:21 AM   #19
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Speaking of which, I once met Keith Harris and Orville. Orville is a hell of a guy, although I can't help thinking Keith is a tad on the controlling side.


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Old 04-06-2014, 04:46 PM   #20
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I think this is the plane everyone's referring to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_bYRuElyHs
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