What an unusual question.
The laptop keyboards that I've seen are attached to the motherboard by what amounts to a piece of tape with tiny strands of copper foil on it instead of a cable. They probably follow some sort of hardware standard, but I don't know what it is or if it's even remotely compatible with USB or not.
So, in short, no.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."