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Old 05-10-2014, 06:16 PM   #41
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It's the Illuminati, I tell you! They are the ones behind it all!




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Old 05-10-2014, 06:23 PM   #42
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I'm probably going to regret asking this, but what's the Venus project?


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Old 05-10-2014, 06:25 PM   #43
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it's not to be confused with a similar sounding fluffing project


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Old 05-10-2014, 06:26 PM   #44
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Of course.


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Old 05-10-2014, 06:27 PM   #45
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Look it up, you're best off watching the three Zeitgeist movies in order first however.


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Old 05-10-2014, 06:35 PM   #46
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Hmmmm... *peruses the internet* Resource-based economy...

Ah. There's the Illuminati.


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Old 05-10-2014, 06:59 PM   #47
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Where? (looks around)


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Old 05-11-2014, 10:33 AM   #48
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Old 05-11-2014, 10:07 PM   #49
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The Illuminati are a group of overweight role-playing gamers who have been getting together every friday night at the local comic book store after closing and breaking out the old school twenty-sided dice, dungeon manuals and Mountain Dew as they try somewhat pathetically to summon Cthulhu.

And Roy, you do realize that if you left me in charge of your kids I would send them to India to work in the lead mines. Enthusiastic younglings fetch a premium on the human trafficking market.

Berlin? I'd love to go. I would go out on the town with Ray and bark like a dog at the lovely women.


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Old 05-12-2014, 09:03 AM   #50
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The Illuminati are a group of overweight role-playing gamers who have been getting together every friday night at the local comic book store after closing and breaking out the old school twenty-sided dice, dungeon manuals and Mountain Dew as they try somewhat pathetically to summon Cthulhu.
I now want to join the Illuminati.


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Old 05-12-2014, 01:54 PM   #51
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I now want to join the Illuminati.
Go to your *forum jump* window, then jump to the X-wing Alliance community center 'one year thread 2014.'

They will definitely give money if you get them beer.


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Old 05-12-2014, 07:01 PM   #52
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*secretly poisons beer and offers it to you*

For you!


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Old 05-13-2014, 03:05 PM   #53
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like you'd ever have beer in your possession Artisa you innocent fluffy thing you.


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Old 05-13-2014, 04:02 PM   #54
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like you'd ever have beer in your possession Artisa you innocent fluffy thing you.
Innocent? She just tried to poison me.

Now I have to hire another beer taster.


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Old 05-14-2014, 04:04 PM   #55
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like you'd ever have beer in your possession Artisa you innocent fluffy thing you.
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Now I have to hire another beer taster.
Please tell me it was McCoy who poisoned the first one.


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Old 05-21-2014, 01:45 PM   #56
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Please tell me it was McCoy who poisoned the first one.
With 'grumpy juice'?

....actually that sounded wrong


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Old 05-21-2014, 02:13 PM   #57
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*squirts grumpy juice all over the place*




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Old 05-21-2014, 02:17 PM   #58
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I suspect this is why we haven't a wide angle shot of his desk on the 'post your desktop' thread.


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Old 05-21-2014, 04:09 PM   #59
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I suspect this is why we haven't a wide angle shot of his desk on the 'post your desktop' thread.
Because of the possible presence of grumpy juice somewhere on it?


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Old 05-22-2014, 07:03 PM   #60
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You need some special cleansers for that


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Old 05-23-2014, 07:09 AM   #61
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Land of the BNP and UKIP.
I know I don't know sh*t about politics, but Labour had better win or I'm gonna kick my brother's kaboose.


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Old 05-23-2014, 05:00 PM   #62
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It's only European elections! Nobody cares about those.

And local elections.

But nobody cares about those.


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Old 05-23-2014, 05:32 PM   #63
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My bro managed to get someone from Labour on the local council for the area he was campaigning in, but that someone wasn't him Now I'm likening him to Tyrion Lannister a la Battle of Blackwater.

Sigh, at least it's over and we can all sleep properly for the first time in like a week.

I hate politics. I don't like it one bit. I don't get how everyone else seems to be nuts about it. At least I still have Monkey Island


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Old 05-24-2014, 02:42 PM   #64
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My bro managed to get someone from Labour on the local council for the area he was campaigning in, but that someone wasn't him Now I'm likening him to Tyrion Lannister a la Battle of Blackwater.

Sigh, at least it's over and we can all sleep properly for the first time in like a week.

I hate politics. I don't like it one bit. I don't get how everyone else seems to be nuts about it. At least I still have Monkey Island
You must be sane after all.

Become an artist.


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Old 05-24-2014, 05:49 PM   #65
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Become an artist.
I'll do one better, I'll become an animator!


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