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Old 06-25-2014, 03:46 AM   #1
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For Zoom....a question....

....when you Americans fix Breakfast, how was Breakfast broken in the first place?

I mean are we talking cracked cheerios that need gluing together, or maybe ripped toast that needs stitching?


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Old 06-25-2014, 01:00 PM   #2
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When breakfast is broken, the fast fixing of butter 'twixt toast and making of bacon will help flap the flapjacks, that's where it's at.



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Old 06-27-2014, 03:13 PM   #3
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so it's the butter that's broken?


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Old 06-28-2014, 02:14 AM   #4
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Egg shells get broken.

We don't mean to fix breakfast because it's broken...we mean that we fix breakfast in place, nailing it down so we can force it into our slobbering, over-stimulated gullets.

I mean, the women over here all wear glitter now. Even grandmothers. That's a clue.


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I thought you'd fix the fast that was broken...




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Old 06-28-2014, 01:27 PM   #6
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Question Pancakes or flapjacks

The fast stays broken all day, and doesn't start again until you quit eating and go to sleep.

I see the source of the confusion. From now on, 'breakfast' will be known as 'starteating.'


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Old 06-28-2014, 06:41 PM   #7
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quit eating
wat.




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I thought you'd fix the fast that was broken...
Precisely


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
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-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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