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Old 06-30-2014, 11:39 AM   #1
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Cool Guy Guess who's back!

It's been an unusually eventful 12 days for me, trying to juggle taking a 12-day-continuous day long course with driving lessons, fencing lessons, and a friend from my med school picking that exact week to drop by for a visit!

In the midst of all this however, I got a text a few days ago that woke me up at 3:30 in the morning to ask whether that was me withdrawing 190 pounds from a bank in Thailand, and since I was clearly groggily awake in my bed in London, one quick reply and my first England bank card was cancelled and I had to cut it to pieces

I've been wracking my brains trying to think of how someone in a country I have either never visited or visited once over a decade ago got access to my card details and decided it'd be swell to take a sh*tload of money from someone who doesn't really have that much to begin with

The string of bad luck continued as later that same day, I tried to take a fencing class (days can be switched if you can't attend a particular day) that clearly said on the website it was at a particular venue at a particular time. Not only did I discover that it was in a completely different venue and an hour earlier than stated on the website (so I missed it), but I was sulkily half way home before I realised I left my jeans on the floor of the changing room of the first gym I went to that day.

Calling the gym from the number on the website was folly because no one EVER answered, so I went early the next day to search for it only to discover that it had been stolen.

The slightly-frayed-at-the-bottom flared jeans I have been wearing for over a decade and which have seen the world with me were stolen.

What a sick sick world.


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 06-30-2014, 12:24 PM   #2
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So you're upset that someone stole your pants? You know Roy will have fun with this...



Glad to see you're back. Sucks about the bank card and blue jeans, and missing the fencing lesson. Sounds like a run of bad luck.

Fencing? That's awesome, by the way.


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Old 06-30-2014, 12:45 PM   #3
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So you're upset that someone stole your pants? You know Roy will have fun with this...
Given my annoyance at Chips/Fries/Crisps, Jelly/Jello etc, I'm not even going to go into the whole Pants/Pants debate.


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Old 06-30-2014, 02:12 PM   #4
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Just call them Hosen.

Also, poor Artisa




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Old 06-30-2014, 04:01 PM   #5
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Given my annoyance at Chips/Fries/Crisps, Jelly/Jello etc, I'm not even going to go into the whole Pants/Pants debate.
*(Uses starfleet sensor technology to run fiber trace analysis of Roy's pants, isolate their signature and beam them up while he is riding the subway.)*

So what do they call boxer shorts over there?


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Old 07-01-2014, 01:53 PM   #6
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Wait a second. This story doesn't add up. What were you wearing when you left the gym?


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Old 07-01-2014, 03:33 PM   #7
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My tracksuit bottoms


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 07-01-2014, 03:53 PM   #8
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You expect us to believe that any self-respecting human would be seen DEAD wearing tracksuit bottoms? That you would leave your beloved pair of jeans on the gym floor, unprotected and alone, while you paraded the streets in an article of clothing best worn tucked into socks or matched with a Kevin Keegan perm?

I put it to YOU, Ms Artisa, that you have stolen your OWN jeans for insurance purposes while trying to cover up that murder you committed while on your "training course" last week!

(Courtroom gasps.)


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Old 07-01-2014, 04:04 PM   #9
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Suspects Huz is on the....



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Old 07-01-2014, 04:12 PM   #10
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Suspects you're right

In other news I believe there's a mouse in my room. :/


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 07-01-2014, 04:35 PM   #11
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are you sure it's not a rabbit?


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Old 07-01-2014, 05:39 PM   #12
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Mices to pieces

I think I'd notice a rabbit trying to hide in my room.

Having owned a bunny before though, I distinctly recognised the rodentesque bite marks on the Snickers hiding in my laundry basket.



-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 07-01-2014, 05:53 PM   #13
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My tracksuit bottoms
You just destroyed a fantasy




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Old 07-01-2014, 05:55 PM   #14
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I think I'd notice a rabbit trying to hide in my room.
lol at the innocence


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Old 07-01-2014, 06:09 PM   #15
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You just destroyed a fantasy
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lol at the innocence
I'm clearly missing something here.

Edit: Oh wait... I just got what McCoy meant.


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 07-01-2014, 06:11 PM   #16
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Neverless, I'm sure those tracksuit bottoms looked fabulous on you.




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Old 07-02-2014, 12:02 PM   #17
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I think I'd notice a rabbit trying to hide in my room.
Taking the ninja skills of English rabbits under consideration, I suspect there are always at least three rabbits in your room.

Try leaving a carrot out on a tray of flour. The footprints will tell the story.


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Old 07-02-2014, 02:39 PM   #18
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Neverless, I'm sure those tracksuit bottoms looked fabulous on you.
Eh, not really but thanks anyways

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Try leaving a carrot out on a tray of flour. The footprints will tell the story.
Do people really throw around flour on the floor? Seems like a waste of good flour and you'd have to clean up after too

Got me some mouse traps from Poundland as my brother instructed but I'm feeling torn about using them. If it's a small and cute little mouse I'll feel bad about killing it, why can't I just lure it into a cage and keep it as pet?


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 07-02-2014, 02:45 PM   #19
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Old 07-02-2014, 02:51 PM   #20
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Nooooooo my traps aren't big enough for a lab!


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Old 07-02-2014, 02:56 PM   #21
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Best buy some bear traps then. No escaping those


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Old 07-02-2014, 04:17 PM   #22
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Old 07-02-2014, 06:17 PM   #23
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Best buy some bear traps then. No escaping those
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Old 07-03-2014, 01:21 AM   #24
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Artisa, what if you have badgers?

This could be dangerous. I would sleep with an axe until this all gets sorted out, if I were you...


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Old 07-04-2014, 03:15 AM   #25
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I saw a glimpse of the thing scamper out the TV room Definitely a mouse, one that can bypass regular and humane mousetraps and most probably bear traps too.

Wish I knew someone with a cat I can borrow


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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I don't think you want blood and guts all over your TV room. And other rooms.




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Cat. Definitely get a cat.

The only mouse I've seen in my house was dead, torn asunder and had an expression of horror frozen on its face. As if its last thought was, 'What the hell is that giant monster with claws and teeth?'


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the last time I tried to free a mouse from our cats mouth, the mouse was in the cats mouth backwards with it's head sticking out (which looked surreal enough) and as I tried to free it, the MOUSE bit me, I yelped and the cat ran off with the doomed mouse.


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Old 07-05-2014, 09:03 AM   #30
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Indeed Though I'd love to have any form of pet if my bro would ever allow me


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Wally the Space Dolphin says that you do indeed have a pet already, and it is a large Norway rat whose name in unpronounceable and meaningless to humans that lives undiscovered in the walls directly behind your bed and comes out when you sleep to hunt for the basic foodstuffs of rat survival like candy bars, nacho chips (not crisps) and deodorant, and occasionally to stop in front of the mirror while you're away to preen and admire his ratliness then maybe play some video games (check the high scores) all the while spreading general rat nastiness all about the place like radiation, and he says he knows this well because comets play much the same role in the solar system, lurking out beyond the Oort cloud and sneaking in to gobble up the sunshine while spewing a trail of gaseous plasma which annoys the planets (which are aware on a certain level) to some degree.


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Old 07-06-2014, 07:05 AM   #32
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That's why he gets his own smilie on lucasforums.

Just like me!


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Where's Wally?



-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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(Un)interesting story. I was out with a friend in a rather rough pub (a bar Zoom, a bar) a few months ago, reliving the glory days when it wasn't so rough.

Anyway, we'd been there an hour or so, it was dull, so we drank up and left, only to be shouted at walking down the street by this rather portly looking fellow with a gruff look on his face. After finally realising that he was shouting at us, I turned, walked back to him to ask what he was saying. Looking at my friend, he said:- "you dissed Wally in the bogs(common word for toilet)", to which I couldn't resist asking "where's Wally?", whilst trying not to smirk.

The rest of the story is (more) bollocks, so I'll leave it at that.


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Wally? Is this a foreign thing? Where I'm from, we call him Waldo


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Actually, that changed name "Waldo" is a foreign thing. "Where's Wally" is originally British.




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This really pains me to say.....but McCoy is right on the money!


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I couldn't resist asking "where's Wally?", whilst trying not to smirk.
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!


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Where I'm from, we call him Waldo
I've always known him as Wally, something me and my Canadian friend would often debate over.


-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-TO EAT!
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
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Wally the Space Dolphin says that the extra dimensional nature of his existence makes it somewhat difficult to explain in the geospatial coordinates appropriate for three dimensional beings on a round world exactly where he 'is' since although he is solid, real and displaces volume of surrounding material in a fashion much like ourselves, there is no common point of reference (other than time, which is not dimensional) to which he can refer than can be also recognized by ourselves and used to build an understanding of 'where' he might be...other than his time is also 'right now.'

Whatever. If someone asks me where my wally is, I say I keep it in my pants.


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