Yeah I don't watch football either, but I got the gist from my brother, my driving instructor, and the myriad of facebook statuses
Gah! Going as Jack Sparrow, as amusing as it is, isn't as fun alone
-It appears to be a rubber chicken with a pulley.
-It's actually real.
-It's a real rubber chicken?
-No, it's a real chicken.
-A real chicken... made of rubber?
-NO, it's a REAL CHICKEN, NO RUBBER.
-What is it for?
-You eat rubber chickens?!!
~~A Vampyre Story~~