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Old 07-19-2014, 08:46 AM   #41
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Zoom, this isn't the first time you've mentioned midgets.

And now my adverts are showing small people with their tops off! Zooooooom!!!!


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Old 07-19-2014, 10:51 AM   #42
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Well you're right, she's not Asian
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And meanwhile, WTF is this advert???



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Old 07-19-2014, 12:51 PM   #43
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Old 07-19-2014, 03:49 PM   #44
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Arrow Natty likes pants

Don't look at me. I have sofas and facelift ads on my screen.

(Mom was using my tablet last night.)

(When she turns it on this evening while I'm at work, she'll get swimsuit and samurai sword ads.)


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Old 07-19-2014, 07:04 PM   #45
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And meanwhile, WTF is this advert???

Hmm, I have seen that advert on the side of page a couple of times... No Monkey Island related ads for me though


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Old 07-19-2014, 07:23 PM   #46
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I'm getting adverts for 'Wanky island' (thanks Zoom!)


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Old 07-19-2014, 11:13 PM   #47
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Dammit people, just get a frelling ad blocker...




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Old 07-20-2014, 02:56 AM   #48
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Why? This is more entertaining.

My computer thinks I want to be a Jedi knight and get a bachelor's degree in music production. Eerie...


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Old 07-20-2014, 06:41 AM   #49
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Plus, if the remaining members all used ad blockers, surely that would speed up the closing of the site?

....oh, I see what you did there McCoy


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Old 07-20-2014, 05:00 PM   #50
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Why? This is more entertaining.
Indeed it is! I just get a dial-a-phone ad and something about PortraitPro. No Wanky Islands for me

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Plus, if the remaining members all used ad blockers, surely that would speed up the closing of the site?

....oh, I see what you did there McCoy


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Old 07-22-2014, 02:33 PM   #51
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And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!




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Old 07-22-2014, 02:57 PM   #52
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[Old caretaker voice]Nyyaaah![/Old caretaker voice]

Now it's running shoes from a brand I've never heard of and some girl with her boobs spilling out of a tee-shirt that says 'I used to care...I take a pill for that now.'

Running shoes? Way off. Boobs, yes...although I would never wear a shirt that suggested I was under medication, since I'm one of, like, a dozen Americans who don't take happy pills.


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Old 07-22-2014, 03:24 PM   #53
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[Old caretaker voice]Nyyaaah![/Old caretaker voice]

Now it's running shoes from a brand I've never heard of and some girl with her boobs spilling out of a tee-shirt that says 'I used to care...I take a pill for that now.'

Running shoes? Way off. Boobs, yes...although I would never wear a shirt that suggested I was under medication, since I'm one of, like, a dozen Americans who don't take happy pills.
Don't get me started on the capitalist american healthcare system


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Old 07-23-2014, 06:54 AM   #54
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I'm getting Nokia Lumia, something about abortions, and another one about youtube ads. None of this appeals to me.

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Don't get me started on the capitalist american healthcare system
I don't even understand how the NHS works


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Old 07-23-2014, 07:39 AM   #55
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well it doesn't involve dumping drugged up people at the roadside if they haven't got the relevant health insurance, that's for certain.


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Old 07-23-2014, 03:07 PM   #56
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Sandals I haven't heard of, still thinks I'm a Jedi knight...and one that advertizes that it can turn off my pop-up blocker. I wonder how many people fall for that? Enough to make it worth their while, apparently.

America doesn't have a public health care system...and we won't be ble to afford one unless we quit getting involved in wars overseas.

Our reliance on psych meds is just phenomenally stupid. Easily fifty percent of the people I know are on them...and I'm not willing to believe that half of my friends are crazy. It's just 'big pharma' selling their crap to make money, with the doctors involved. And once you're on them, you can't just quit without going crazy for real. It's a horrible trap, and they do not care.

I only go to see a doctor if I need to. And then I listen with great skepticism.


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Old 07-23-2014, 03:55 PM   #57
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Ah yes, I've seen that funny guy on the Daily Show troll about America screwing over their own states to pay for genocides in other countries

Though I kind of find the UK system to be a little... slow. :/


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Old 07-31-2014, 06:39 AM   #58
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I only go to see a doctor if I need to. And then I listen with great skepticism.
You're probably in the minority there then Zoom.

Most people seem to believe the doctor, the news and any other money making propaganda without question.


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Old 07-31-2014, 03:25 PM   #59
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The doctor is not infallible. And often a douchebag.

What do you call the guy who graduates at the top of his class in medical school? Valedictorian, right?

What do you call the guy who graduates at the bottom of the class? Doctor.


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Most people seem to believe the doctor, the news and any other money making propaganda without question.
Tragic.


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Old 08-06-2014, 04:31 AM   #61
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I always find it comical how whenever anyone wants to look beyond the brainwashing, they're always labelled a 'conspiracy theorist'.

Yeah, I'm a conspiracy theorist because I question rich peoples motives for their actions....


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Old 08-06-2014, 08:27 PM   #62
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Man that's nothing - just take a PEEK at the comments on this Gaza crap and you'll find people on both sides accusing the other side of believing whatever propaganda their own side is giving out

And what actions are you referring to? I think it's usually a case of "because I can" when it comes to rich folks.


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Old 08-07-2014, 07:12 PM   #63
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I think it's usually a case of "because I can" when it comes to rich folks.
Definitely. The poor and working classes are a 'resource' to be used as the rich see fit.


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Old 08-10-2014, 06:49 PM   #64
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Because sadly, money is power.


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Old 08-12-2014, 06:37 PM   #65
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I will one day be rich, and I will use my money responsibly to enrich the lives of those less fortunate....

....I will also fly all of you lot to a secret island where we can all drink beer/juice, sing songs, and make love to the sweet sounds of the Monkey Island 1 soundtrack.


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Old 08-14-2014, 03:00 PM   #66
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If I get rich, I'm spending it all on a giant golden statue of Martha Stewart.


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Old 08-16-2014, 10:50 AM   #67
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If I get rich in buying the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen


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Skinkie wins


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Old 08-17-2014, 02:34 AM   #69
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Fine. I'll build the first biggest monkey head Skinkie's ever seen.

Out of VELVEETA.


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You might. But I'll buy one smaller. Just because I'm like that


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Old 08-17-2014, 07:28 PM   #71
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Done.

*(Sells Skinkie a five pound--or 2.26796185 kilogram, if you prefer--life size monkey's head sculpted from pure Wisconsin Velveeta.)*


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Hmmm Velvetopia.


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1. Where can I go online to see more pictures of Harbour denizens kissing Asians or non-Asians? Is there another thread?

2. Where are the pictures of monkey heads made out of Velveeta?

These are the types of questions old people and coworkers ask so I look at Google for three seconds and tell them. But now I'm the old person. I feel adrift, and also a desire to order things out of print catalogues. And make fudge.

Can any of you help me? My grandkids are good at this tech stuff but they never visit or even call. Too busy surfing Face Books or something.


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Is making fudge a euphamism?


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Making fudge can be anything you want it to be. Just go crazy.


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Old 09-19-2014, 05:05 PM   #79
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LucasForums shows me adverts for nothing due to Adblock Plus. I'm basically chipping away at its core and costing it money every time I come here.

But at least I'm adding value with my wonderful posts, right lads?


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