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Old 11-27-2000, 01:43 PM   #1
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diving contest on Jambalaya Island end of act 2
just get the hippi and the grunshy judge on my side but how to get the wise
i don't know how to get a lower splash when i jump into the water

so...
pls HELP ME
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Old 11-27-2000, 02:42 PM   #2
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Use the community rowboat in Jambalaya Island Harbour and row to Knuttin Atoll. Go to the 'Pirate Transmogrification Academy' (the schoolhouse) and ask the teacher, Miss Rivers, to be in the cl***. At the exam give the most pirate-like answers possible so you fail, and are given the dunce cap. go back to the diving contest and wear the dunce cap once on the diving plank. You will make almost no splash at all!

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Old 11-27-2000, 03:36 PM   #3
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What he said.

If you go to the cl***, you will p*** the test with a touch of cl***. It's one of those cl***ic Monkey Island moments.
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Old 11-27-2000, 03:45 PM   #4
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that above post looks quite funny considering all the @$$'s have been filtered

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Old 11-27-2000, 03:47 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by Guybrush UK:
that above post looks quite funny considering all the @$$'s have been filtered

Of course, that was a complete coincidence.

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Old 11-27-2000, 05:36 PM   #6
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Maybe we could try to see which one of us could post a message with the most use of the word ***, without having actually used the word ***, but only in other words which are spelled with *** as part of its entire spelling

Though I don't see why *** should be filtered. They say it in just about any program on TV these days. Anyone catch last night's Futurama?

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Old 11-28-2000, 01:52 AM   #7
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Yep! Bender's favorite word...0Bite my shiny metal ***!

And another thing...what if we want to refer to a donkey?

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