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Old 08-02-2001, 12:42 AM   #1
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favourite Star Wars Quotes?

i was kickin back in class today and i was thinkin about the what my favourite star wars quote is:


Dark Helmet: There is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

hey its not exactly star wars but its close enough




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Old 08-02-2001, 12:47 AM   #2
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Hmmm, how bout:

In ROTJ:

Han: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always
Han: That bad, huh?


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Old 08-02-2001, 12:50 AM   #3
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"Dangerous to your starfleet commander, not to this battlestation."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"E chu ta."
"If this is a consular ship than WHERE is the AMBASSADOR?!?"
"How you doin' Chewbacca?"
I like all these...


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Old 08-02-2001, 02:02 AM   #4
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A better thread is..."Star Wars Quotes made better by adding the word 'pants'"

My favs

"I felt a disturbance in the pants"
"Myself, the boy, two droids, and NO PANTS!"


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Old 08-02-2001, 02:15 AM   #5
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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!


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Old 08-02-2001, 04:13 AM   #6
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damn you guys are goofs...




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Old 08-02-2001, 04:31 AM   #7
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Well, my favorite one is my signature. I also have another few favorites...

"Try not! Do... or do not. There is no try."

"And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside."


"You must do what you feel is right."
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Old 08-02-2001, 02:01 PM   #8
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how about i bent my wookie?

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Old 08-02-2001, 02:17 PM   #9
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"Spaceballs? Oh $h|t, there goes the planet"

"No disentigrations!"

"You break him you bought him!"
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Old 08-02-2001, 06:48 PM   #10
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I can't believe no ones said "May the force be with you" and

"You'll never find A more retched hive of scum and villainy

and now for my favorite pants lines. My family does this A LOT.

"General Veers prepare your pants for ground assault." -Vader

"I find your lack of pants disturbing." -Vader

"But I was going into Toche Station to pick up some pants!" -Luke

"pray I do not alter the pants any further." - Vader

"And don't let me catch you following me, begging for pants." -C3po

"She must have hidden the plans in here pants. Send an attachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." My Favorite - Vader
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"You will pay for your lack of pants!!!"-emperor


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Old 08-02-2001, 09:31 PM   #12
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"Hey, it's me." -Han Solo

"Nice Shot!" -Wedge Antilles

"Bantha Fodder"-Jabba the Hutt

"Never tell me the odds"-Han Solo

"Thank the maker!"-C-3PO

"You Rebel Scum"-Commando in RotJ

"Spaceballs the Flamethrower!"

My "pants" quotes

"Great pants, kid, that's one in a million"

"I've lost my pants, you're going to have to take this one"

"Look sir, pants!"

"Sandpeople always walk in single file, to hide their pants"

"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi"


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Old 08-02-2001, 09:37 PM   #13
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"I cannot teach him...he has no pants."-yoda
"My pants will be the entrace fee."-qui-gon
"You better stop your friend's betting, before I end up owning his pants, too."-watto


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Old 08-02-2001, 09:55 PM   #14
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oh, i forgot this spaceballs one:

Dark Helmet: "Have you found anything yet?"
Trooper: "No"
Dark Helmet: "Have you?"
Wiseass Trooper: "We an't found $HIT!!"

or...

Dark Helmet: "STOOOOPPPPP!"
*crash*!!
Colonel Sanders: "Are you ok sir?"
D.H.: "Fine"
C.S.: "What should we do now?"
D.H.: "Well, are we stopped?"
C.S.: "Yes, Sir."
D.H.: "What do you say we take a five minute break?"
C.S.: "Fine, Sir."
D.H.: "Smoke 'em if you got 'em." *tips over*

or....

Dark Helmet: "I knew it! I'm Surrounded by A$$HOLES!"

hmm, maybe its, im surrounded by pants...

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