Age of Empires Pack

Hey do you like age of empires? well i sure do because its a simulation game. Canapults, bow men, Eta...

Please post a replay to me...
List some other things

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Fire Torpeto!

Buy a dictionary.

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Canapults???

Please replay???

Batman's right. Go buy a dictonary and:

lernyerselfhowtwopunctate.

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"The greater of the two powers relies on the servent and the master. The master is never the true master, but a servent of himself."

-Zork on The Bible

"In life, there are no dress rehersals and no practices. You just get out there and hope for the best, because life is not a practice, but the real thing ."

-Zork on Confidence

"No, I did not have an 'inappropriate' relationship with Monica Lewinski."

-Zork on Honesty

"Humans are agressive due to the fact that zing + zang= ying+ yang."

Zork on Philosphy

Couple of corrections in need of making, LV -

*** 1.) You spell "servant" with an A, not an E.
*** 2.) You spell Miss Lewinsky's last name with a Y, not an I.
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[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited November 30, 1999).]

1) A typo

2) i will change this!

3) well, ok!

Boy, your right Lt; I'm a hypocrite (is that how you spell it?)

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"The greater of the two powers relies on the servent and the master. The master is never the true master, but a servent of himself."

-Zork on The Bible

"In life, there are no dress rehersals and no practices. You just get out there and hope for the best, because life is not a practice, but the real thing ."

-Zork on Confidence

"No, I did not have an 'inappropriate' relationship with Monica Lewinski."

-Zork on Honesty

"Humans are agressive due to the fact that zing + zang= ying+ yang."

Zork on Philosphy

Haha, yes.

Nice catch Lt.. I suppose if I actually took the time to read those long drawn out signatures I'd have seen it also. That Sir is why you are the Lt..

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HAW! HAW! HAW!

Boing?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Noisy

"What does this button--?" SCHOOOMP!

--Little Jimmy

Imaldi, even though I spent 6 years in college I still have not the faintest idea of what your sig means!

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"The Bible can be a noun or an abreviation.
(B)asic (I)nfo (B)efore (L)eaving (E) arth"

"-Zork on The Bible

"Confidence is a two-way sort of deal. If you are confident you will do well and you don't, you'll be regretful. If you're confident you'll do well and you do, then where's the suprise? But if you're negative about it, and you do not do well, you'll know that it was coming, and if you're negative and you do do well, you'll be excited!'

-Zork on Confidence

"No, I didn't break the lamp. I was at Timmy's House. Huh? Oh yeah, Timmy moved... That's right. Well, I was at Ryan's house.

-Zork on Honesty

"The world is nothing but a giant round soccer ball, just wating, waiting, to explode. Then, out of the blue, it will EXPLODE!"

Zork on Philosphy

"I'm 20% me, 20% Mom, 21% Dad, 8% Mike Tyson, and 30% Mr. Personality. Umm, where's the other 1%?

Zork on Math

Well, that's because it's derived from the sort of insight you don't get in college, my friend.

I only attended one year of college, myself. The rest of my education has been in the school of Real World. A lot of that has been my practice in mysticism, the art of connecting to God within and exploring greater reality from that viewpoint. I don't claim to be a holy man or anything like that, but I have been priveleged enough to witness the creation visions that accompany enlightenment. The "whole universe in a sentence" bit is my admittedly insufficient attempt to convey that vision in words.

No, I'm not crazy. Okay...maybe a little.

Anyway. That's pretty much what that line is about--a much condensed version of the creation myth, yin-yang and Trinity all rolled into one. I'm sorry if it escapes you--really! My goal is that if only ONE person out there "gets it," all the hours I spend posting crap on the Internet will not have been in vain.

A much more difficult question for me is: why are the civilians on the ground at Chandrila unaffected by bombs and laserfire? Are they Kryptonians or something?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Noisy

"What does this button--?" SCHOOOMP!

--Little Jimmy

My goodness, Imaldi! Now I get it... except for that "fractal" part.

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CONFESS UP... NOW!

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Oh, yes....1 other little thingamajig I keep meaning to point out, LV:

His name is "Imladil", <u>not</u> "Imaldi".


Burma Shave.

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Yeah! I'm Irish, not Italian!

Whatta fruitcake...

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Quick

"Does anyone have change for a loaf of bread?"

--Little Jimmy

Who? Him, or me?

Little One=Fruitcake.

Hope that clears up any confusion.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Quick

"Does anyone have change for a loaf of bread?"

--Little Jimmy

The whole lot o' ya!

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Never Pet a Burning Dog.

I'd prefer to be a Cheese Cake, but a fruitcake's fine, I guess .

Imladi? That sound strange. But all Irish names sound strange to me, so...



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Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY!

Sigh...

Imladil is not an Irish name. It's Elvish.

???Elvish???

--Yeah, as in J.R.R. Tolkien. I like his writings and we share the same birthday, so I chose an Elvish name. SINDARIN Elvish, to be precise...Imladil means "Valley-Dweller," which is also a translation of my real name (Coomber).

But this doesn't mean I'm into pixie dust. Nope, don't touch the stuff!

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Foolish

"If we light a fire, that means no Santa, right?"

--Little Jimmy

NononononoNO, Elvish is who our vodka-swigging comrade, Mr. Yeltsin, is forever sighting all over the globe in his travels!

Have you ever heard that man sing, "Blue Shwede Shoesh"??? Now <u>there's</u> one of his TRULY scarier moments...

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