There was a time...

There was a time when the forum was full
There was a time of that
But now that is nothing but Bull
And we've left it to the big fat cat!
There was a time when it was full
In this humble place
There was a time when members were cool
And this was a sturdy base
For now it is gone away from fun
And left here hanging to die
Now it is over; Now it is done
And fun is a very far cry
There was a time when members were fine
With this great abode
Now all we can do is sign
A paper that kicks this out of the road
The road is the net
The web is the ruler
Now the web has abandoned it's pet
Our forum, the cooler!
There is no life at all in this forum!
Perhaps they've all gone away
I would like it instead of mourn
If they had decided to stay.
I have not posted because it is gone
Of any good or bad members
If it had life I would be so drawn
To the computer on the cold nights of December!

-LV

Why is the forum so un-full? Back in December it was full of members and posts!

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Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY!

I wanna know who the big fat cat is.

Hi Lu! How ya doin'?? I'm a little overweight but I don't think I'm a big fat cat .

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Every time I think I've found the end of the rainbow...I trip over it.

[This message has been edited by garyah99 (edited April 09, 2000).]

I'm a big, fat cat.

Meow, I say. Meow.

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"Beware the bearded one."

Imladil? Is that you?
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[This message has been edited by Lujayne (edited April 13, 2000).]

I agree with little vadar.Most of us just talk about meaningless things.
Lets get this place back online!!!!!!!NOW!

Well, that deception lasted approximately twenty-four hours...

Whoa! 691 posts...after being offline for a couple of months! Frightening. I like to write, and these BBS's are a good place to do so, but I never saw myself becoming a computer nerd.

!

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the transliteral

"a lot of people got sick from drinking seawater before the early humans developed language."

--Little Jimmy

Imladil, some advice: the next time you try to post under a new identity, at least make an effort to change your personality somewhat. Especially with a personality as "unique" as your own.
--L.

Maybe if there was one other person on the internet who types 'meow'.

Heh. Good to 'see' you again Imladil.

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Right is right even if nobody is doing it, and wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it.
-St. Augustine

meow?

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Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in!

-Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other.

Unique... that describes Imladil, but not Nitro... Nitro would be more or less described as 'different.'

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Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY!

Unique...different...both transsimilar, yes.

And my kitty says 'meow' on the computer! Observe:

Meow!

Purr, purr...



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Okay, nice kitty. get down.

So what's been going on since I've been gone? I think it was a couple of months there I was offline.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the transliteral

"a lot of people got sick from drinking seawater before the early humans developed language."

--Little Jimmy

Yes Imladil, we have all been wondering where you have been. Anyway, good to have you back.
Nothing much is happening here, as you can probably see, activity has almost completely died out here.

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

Actually, things seem livelier around here. Not much Star Wars talk, but that's okay...

I haven't been up to much. I'm single again (*sigh*), but haven't really been putting my newfound free time to good use. Now that I'm back online, I can invest some time in visiting the Star Wars gaming BBS's, doing a little gonzo terrorist posting. Probably better than going to cowboy bars, car races or whatever it is men are supposed to do these days.

Let's see...I think I've seen just about everyone, except Lt. Guilo. Anyone seen him...?



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the transliteral

"a lot of people got sick from drinking seawater before the early humans developed language."

--Little Jimmy

Imladil, man sorry to hear about the 'single' bit. Bummer!!! Been through it, no fun. By the way, REAL MEN just get a new first person shooter game, turn the stereo up and blast the @%@$%_)(* outta any critter stupid enough to get in the way. That or take a nap.

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Don't do things like wear stinkey green tennis shoes, they may get a lot of attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love...Ack...Phhht!!!

Well, I did go right out and blow forty bucks on X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter. I've been blowing up a lot of spaceships...

I like the nap idea. I'm always in for a new reason to take naps!

It's okay about the female carbon unit. She was clearly being controlled by space aliens, so I'm in the clear...the only bad part is that she took the Nintendo 64 with her, and my copy of Rogue Squadron was on the Nintendo! I'm afraid that I'll have to offer advice on the game based on memory, but that should be easy enough to fake.

"...You go over and blow up all those Imperial thingies, then find a shield generator somewhere. That or you watch for bombers. Just do something."

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Bouncy

"SSD, VSD, ISD...if it looks like pizza, but I don't want none--it's a star destroyer!"

--Little Jimmy

[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited April 19, 2000).]

Imladil, say it ain't SO! Take yer RS?!?! A POX on the wench. Trash my house, trash my name, even make fun of my dog...BUT WHAT KINDA EEE-VILL UNIT WOULD SWIPE RS?!?!?

Message to Yorex (female who swipeth the silver disk of pleasure):I say a pox on thee, a pox on thee INDEED! Return the purloined goodies or face the wrath of Shiek Yerboutti Scourge of the Silicon Sahara!!!

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Don't do things like wear stinkey green tennis shoes, they may get a lot of attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love...Ack...Phhht!!!

man, that is HARSH.

Actually, I gave her the RS so her kids could play it. It had nothing to do with being nice to her. *Wicked snicker* The Star Wars interest was something the boys and I shared, so I know it'll bug her to have it around...

I might just get Rogue Squadron for my PC. Now that I can play real starfighter sims, I'll be sticking with PC games.

For now, though XvT is pretty challenging. Hoo-boy. I get blown up all the time...fortunately, it's easy to set the game for infinite lives.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Bouncy

"SSD, VSD, ISD...if it looks like pizza, but I don't want none--it's a star destroyer!"

--Little Jimmy

[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited April 20, 2000).]

Imladil. A stroke of evil genius on your part. I didn't really want to envoke the curse of Shiek Yerboutti on the eee-vil one. Not a pretty sight to see...ya know, great big gobs of green,grimey gopher guts dripping from his scimitar.(JK)

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Don't do things like wear stinky green tennis shoes, they may get a lot of attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love...Ack...Phhht!!!

[This message has been edited by Shootist (edited April 20, 2000).]

Well... I have somthing to say to you little cat lovers, I hate cats! I have my own little reasons. Bbut I am going to leave them to myself.

Well Master, I do believe you'll find that you are the only member on this site that doesent like pussies.

(*Thinks to self*) hmmmm, maby I should clarify..... nahhhh.

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"Those who seek power are usually the ones who are the worst to controll the masses."

---Ironic Huh?

~~~R.A.V.E.N Da Corvi

Well said, Lujayne!

I think Lujayne make a vary valid point.

next time, clarify, or don't say it at all. in fact, please spare us those kind of jokes, as they offend some.

sigh

*****: Refrence to:

A:Cat or other members of the feline persuasion

One who is without courage. Synonym: Wuss

Over the ages many refrences have been made to the word *****, one early example of this is the clasic tale Puss in boots. Only in rescent times has the word ***** been directly associated with the female genitals. This brave theory is backed up by the many calls of old women to their cats "Puss puss puss" wich only seems to embarass those with their head in the gutter.

Those directly offended by the word ***** have totally and fully succomed to the lowest form of political corectness, and have forgotten the true root of the word.

Now those of you who were offended by my use of the word ***** (*Yes once again as in *****~CAT*) because of your hatred of cats, or felines in general I apologise for mocking your fears, and hensforth putting severe strain on your system of dealing with your insecurities.

So in conclusion I would like to state that ***** was not only a correct use of the word, and should be non-offensive if taken in the CORRECT sense. and also, elephants are very large especially in compairison with the tiny shrew.

"Rogue Squadron...where's our cover?!?"