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Old 07-18-2001, 09:26 PM   #1
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Meow--I mean, hello.

I hear you computer people talking all the time about problems with mice. Apparently, the little rodents are so fond of your machines that you have to set up a pad for them to sleep on.

I'm not sure what the 'mouse port' is for, but I think they're smarter than that. Also, the plastic decoy you use looks nothing like a mouse! Jeez-o-pete, my freaking catnip toy looks more like a mouse than that thing does!

Anyway, I'd like to help. I am a cat, you know, so I can eat up all the yummy mice for you! Just stick them in that slot thingie and send them to me. I'm sure Imladil won't mind...

Yum. Mice-a-coming!

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Old 07-18-2001, 09:30 PM   #2
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Oreo, you've been in the catnip again, haven't you?

Oh--get off the table!
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Old 07-18-2001, 09:39 PM   #3
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I'm afraid our mouses might give Oreo indigestion

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Old 07-19-2001, 01:53 AM   #4
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Yeah, I here that optical mice can cause serious stomach problems in 5 out of 6 cats. Otherwise i'd give you mine, honest.

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Old 07-19-2001, 06:09 AM   #5
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uh... deja vu...

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Old 07-19-2001, 01:48 PM   #6
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Even if I did send you the mouse, I don't know how you'd chew it. I could just chop it up into bite sizes.
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Old 07-19-2001, 07:37 PM   #7
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Stuff.

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Old 07-19-2001, 08:38 PM   #8
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Just in case Oreo isn't climbing up the wrong tree, I've put mousetraps all around my computer.

So far all I've caught are three of my own fingers and an underwear gnome.
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Old 07-19-2001, 08:44 PM   #9
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You should try the kind with the little green glow and the poison.

Or maybe you could get the ones that are shaped like the cheese, i hear those work.

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Old 07-19-2001, 09:23 PM   #10
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They don't, I couldn't even kill my neighbors baby with those.

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Old 07-20-2001, 01:12 AM   #11
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Man your cold!

Imladil, it sounds like you actually could have a rat problem, not a mouse problem. In such case you should contact an extirminator...or you could by a rat trap, you know, the big kind.




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Old 07-20-2001, 11:17 AM   #12
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Cold as Ice... but easily melted...
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Old 07-20-2001, 04:53 PM   #13
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Why does everyone say I'm cold?

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Old 07-20-2001, 05:38 PM   #14
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You mean besides the fact that your name is ice and you don't seem to like anyone and go around beating and stunning people while saying harsh words that seem so unemotional.....

I have no idea.

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Old 07-20-2001, 07:24 PM   #15
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I think the word we want here is mean, not cold...

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Old 07-20-2001, 08:39 PM   #16
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Cold as Ice

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Old 07-20-2001, 10:09 PM   #17
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How am I unemotional? Anger is an emotion.

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Old 07-20-2001, 11:13 PM   #18
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Fear, anger, hate---the Dark Side are they

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Old 07-21-2001, 12:18 AM   #19
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"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."

Maybe ICE is just afraid of something.

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Old 07-21-2001, 10:58 PM   #20
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I'll bet he's afraid of gayness. Not to be confused with homosexuality, 'gayness' is the manifestation of character traits which the masculine-polarized personality would describe as feminine, or (in layman's terms) 'gay.'

Examples of gayness would be: pastel clothing (especially pink), emotional behavior in public, coasters in the living room, etc.

Therefore, we should dress the unit in a 'foofy' pink polo shirt and dress slacks, put him in a discussion group on 'nururing the inner child' and broadcast him in a group hug on PBS.

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Old 07-21-2001, 11:56 PM   #21
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Imladil, I really didn't need to hear that.
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Old 07-22-2001, 02:40 AM   #22
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That would be embaressing.

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Old 07-22-2001, 06:04 AM   #23
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<FONT SIZE=10>LOL!!!!</FONT>
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Old 07-22-2001, 06:16 AM   #24
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Imladil- That's great. That is so great! I love your post! I really do. And I think it's a good idea!! If anyone of you guys ever does that I want a picture! Especially of you Ice.

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Old 07-22-2001, 11:16 AM   #25
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Maybe those two should set up a fanclub...

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Old 07-22-2001, 02:48 PM   #26
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A fan club for what?
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Old 07-22-2001, 09:40 PM   #27
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Lynk wants us to start a fanclub for queers so he can see who else made the same lifestyle choice he did.

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Old 07-22-2001, 10:22 PM   #28
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@ Ice

@ Death

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Old 07-22-2001, 11:08 PM   #29
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A fan club? Hey, I like it! Can I join?

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Old 07-22-2001, 11:19 PM   #30
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hehehehe fig newton hehehehe replace i with a in fig. hehehe

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Old 07-22-2001, 11:43 PM   #31
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I don't get it, Rogue 15

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Old 07-22-2001, 11:58 PM   #32
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be glad that you don't. me and my friend i visited laughed our heads off over it.
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Old 07-23-2001, 03:05 AM   #33
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Ummmmmm? Er...how's that funny?

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Old 07-23-2001, 03:15 AM   #34
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thie messege has been edited by ME!!!!!!

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Old 07-23-2001, 04:31 AM   #35
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....................... I'm not laughing.

SHOULD YOU?
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Old 07-23-2001, 04:46 AM   #36
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he asked me when i was under my insane medication! it's his fault!!
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Old 07-23-2001, 04:46 AM   #37
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btw, i'm deleting it.
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Old 07-23-2001, 08:22 AM   #38
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Wally the space dolphin wants a pet monkey.
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Old 07-23-2001, 08:25 AM   #39
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Hey Ice, do have some sort of problem with me?
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Old 07-23-2001, 05:27 PM   #40
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sure does seems like it

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