Mouse problems?

Meow--I mean, hello.

I hear you computer people talking all the time about problems with mice. Apparently, the little rodents are so fond of your machines that you have to set up a pad for them to sleep on.

I'm not sure what the 'mouse port' is for, but I think they're smarter than that. Also, the plastic decoy you use looks nothing like a mouse! Jeez-o-pete, my freaking catnip toy looks more like a mouse than that thing does!

Anyway, I'd like to help. I am a cat, you know, so I can eat up all the yummy mice for you! Just stick them in that slot thingie and send them to me. I'm sure Imladil won't mind...

Yum. Mice-a-coming!

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Oreo, you've been in the catnip again, haven't you?

Oh--get off the table!

I'm afraid our mouses might give Oreo indigestion

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

Yeah, I here that optical mice can cause serious stomach problems in 5 out of 6 cats. Otherwise i'd give you mine, honest.

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"We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke."

[This message has been edited by Tie Guy (edited July 19, 2001).]

uh... deja vu...

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Even if I did send you the mouse, I don't know how you'd chew it. I could just chop it up into bite sizes.

Stuff.

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For the empire! MY empire.

Just in case Oreo isn't climbing up the wrong tree, I've put mousetraps all around my computer.

So far all I've caught are three of my own fingers and an underwear gnome.

You should try the kind with the little green glow and the poison.

Or maybe you could get the ones that are shaped like the cheese, i hear those work.

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"We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke."

They don't, I couldn't even kill my neighbors baby with those.

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Man your cold!

Imladil, it sounds like you actually could have a rat problem, not a mouse problem. In such case you should contact an extirminator...or you could by a rat trap, you know, the big kind.




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"We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke."

Cold as Ice... but easily melted...

Why does everyone say I'm cold?

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You mean besides the fact that your name is ice and you don't seem to like anyone and go around beating and stunning people while saying harsh words that seem so unemotional.....

I have no idea.

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"We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke."

I think the word we want here is mean, not cold...

Cold as Ice

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

How am I unemotional? Anger is an emotion.

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Fear, anger, hate---the Dark Side are they

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At last we will have revenge.

"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."

Maybe ICE is just afraid of something.

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"We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke."

I'll bet he's afraid of gayness. Not to be confused with homosexuality, 'gayness' is the manifestation of character traits which the masculine-polarized personality would describe as feminine, or (in layman's terms) 'gay.'

Examples of gayness would be: pastel clothing (especially pink), emotional behavior in public, coasters in the living room, etc.

Therefore, we should dress the unit in a 'foofy' pink polo shirt and dress slacks, put him in a discussion group on 'nururing the inner child' and broadcast him in a group hug on PBS.

Imladil, I really didn't need to hear that.

That would be embaressing.

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<FONT SIZE=10>LOL!!!!</FONT>
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[This message has been edited by Redwing (edited July 22, 2001).]

Imladil- That's great. That is so great! I love your post! I really do. And I think it's a good idea!! If anyone of you guys ever does that I want a picture! Especially of you Ice.

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No one can escape Death

Maybe those two should set up a fanclub...

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They were there at Yavin... Protected the Rebellion at Hoth... And risked their lives to rid the galaxy of the Empire... They are the legendary... Rogue Squadron...
:&gt;8()8&lt;: ===ROGUE SQUADRON CENTRAL=== :&gt;8()8&lt;:

A fan club for what?

Lynk wants us to start a fanclub for queers so he can see who else made the same lifestyle choice he did.

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@ Ice

@ Death

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At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
At last we will have revenge.

A fan club? Hey, I like it! Can I join?

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No one can escape Death

hehehehe fig newton hehehehe replace i with a in fig. hehehe

[This message has been edited by Rogue15 (edited July 24, 2001).]

I don't get it, Rogue 15

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"We will crush the Rebellion in one swift stroke."

be glad that you don't. me and my friend i visited laughed our heads off over it.

Ummmmmm? Er...how's that funny?

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At last we will have revenge.

thie messege has been edited by ME!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Rogue15 (edited July 23, 2001).]

....................... I'm not laughing.

SHOULD YOU?

he asked me when i was under my insane medication! it's his fault!!

btw, i'm deleting it.

Wally the space dolphin wants a pet monkey.

Hey Ice, do have some sort of problem with me?

sure does seems like it

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