Warped Chyld: *shines the spotlight right in your eyes*
Lynk Former: ?
Warped Chyld: lol ^^ it's me LQ
Lynk Former: ah
Warped Chyld: from rs.net
Lynk Former: hey!!
Warped Chyld: moo
Lynk Former: meow?
Lynk Former: ^_^
Warped Chyld: *has been mooing at everyone for two weeks*
Warped Chyld: =^_^= mew
Lynk Former: eh why?
Warped Chyld: i do not know i like to moo
Lynk Former: why don't u go "pika-pi"?
Warped Chyld: i went through that phase a year ago.

Lynk Former: so i guess you're in your padded cell at the moment ^_^
Warped Chyld: yup typin away with my feet
Lynk Former: don't ya get foot cramps?
Warped Chyld: how bout you? in your cell too?
Warped Chyld: naw, i'm so used to it
Lynk Former: yep: but mine's got round the clock security guard dogs, cats, weasels, rancors... they're all there to stop me from doing any harm
Lynk Former: expecially to Wraith ^_^
Warped Chyld: hee hee: *has a wraith voodoo doll*
Lynk Former: cool! GIMME GIMME!
Warped Chyld: nuh uh! mine!
Lynk Former: ...don't make me come over there!
Warped Chyld: XÞ~~~~ MINE! *holds it protectively* :-D bbut i do have one for you. *hands you your very own wraith voodoo doll*
Lynk Former: woohoo! : let the pain begin!
Warped Chyld: =^_^= worship me lol
Lynk Former: *worships**kisses LQ's feet*
Lynk Former: uh... they are clean aren't they?
Warped Chyld: EEEEEEEEEEE!!! *falls over laughing since she is beyiond ticklish*
Lynk Former: ^_^ beyond ticklish hey?
Lynk Former: u know u should have told me that :-D
Warped Chyld: -.-
Lynk Former: Hmmmmmm
Warped Chyld: *pulls out her trusty castrating knife* just. try, it. i DARE you.
Lynk Former: *pulls out his blasters... Mr. Weasel gets ready to attack*
Lynk Former: y not double dare me?
Warped Chyld: *cuts off Mr. Happy and adds it to her collection*
Lynk Former: O_o
Warped Chyld: 0>:}
Lynk Former: Hmmmmm
Lynk Former: HEY! I DID NOT BREAK THE CRAYON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Warped Chyld: yes you did
Lynk Former: NO I DIDN'T
Lynk Former: i wasn't even there at the time!
Lynk Former: ...let's just blame it on Wraith ^_^
Warped Chyld: yeah!
Lynk Former: glad we both agree
Warped Chyld: this convo has GOT to be posted

Lynk Former: hehehe
Lynk Former: cool, the first posted up convo i've ever been in!
Warped Chyld: ^_^
Lynk Former: we aim to please
Warped Chyld: and to shoot
Lynk Former: hehe... that' reminds me of that quote... "I shot him... he's dead..."
Warped Chyld: so YOU were the second gunman on the grassy knoll!
Lynk Former: hehehe i like to shoot then ask questions later
Lynk Former: ooh, love this song ^_^
Warped Chyld: why even bother asking question? just shoot lol
Warped Chyld: what song?
Lynk Former: Given to Fly - Pearl Jam
Lynk Former: shooting's good
Lynk Former: even better if it's Wraith you're shooting... or maybe Red
Warped Chyld: heh heh heh! yup!
Warped Chyld: *has Red in her sites right now*
Lynk Former: they're gonna gang up on me when they see this posted aren't they...
Warped Chyld: most likely

fear not. i'll keep you safe.
Warped Chyld: or at least say some really nice things at your funeral.
Lynk Former: ...thanx for the support
Lynk Former: i think
Warped Chyld:

mah pleashuh.
Warped Chyld: *just shot red*
Lynk Former: cool!
Warped Chyld: ^_^he said ow.
Lynk Former: i just said "she shot him... he's dead" to Red
Warped Chyld: LOL!!! he just asked if you put me up to it. i said maybe
Lynk Former: eheh damn, don't make me laugh... it's too hot down here
Warped Chyld: all right i won't make you laugh
Lynk Former: i'm just waiting for you to say "........much"
Warped Chyld: *innocent look* now why would i want to say that?
Lynk Former: i dunno... we're both pretty warped ppl...: anythings bound to happen!
Warped Chyld: yes! isn't it wonderful?
Lynk Former: awsome
Lynk Former: did i spell that right?
Warped Chyld: nope
Lynk Former: thought so... i haven't been to skool in 7 weeks
Lynk Former: holidays
Lynk Former: and i'm not exagger... eh... i'm not mucking around either
Warped Chyld: you know you're a redneck jedi if:
you can accurately describe the taste of ewok
at least one wing of your X-Wing is bondo colored
that disturbance in the force was just last night baked beans
you've ever said "Come over to the dark side. It'll be a hoot!"
Lynk Former: O_O
Warped Chyld:

Lynk Former: what in........
Warped Chyld: *is at a website lol*
Lynk Former: Hmmm
Lynk Former: u been to my site?
Warped Chyld: nope not yet
Lynk Former: go dammit!
Warped Chyld: i dun know jack bout bubblegum crisis
Lynk Former: ^_^
Warped Chyld: o.o!! yes sir!*goes*
Lynk Former: *shrugs* neither does Red but he went
Lynk Former:
www.crisiscenter.cjb.net
Lynk Former: it's all good
Lynk Former: ugh... i'm hungry again... TIME TO RAID THE PANTRY!!
Warped Chyld: x_x
Warped Chyld: you designed this page by yourself?
Warped Chyld: *is eaten alive by jealousy*
Lynk Former: ...yep ^_^ i've been doing this kinda thing for 3 years
Warped Chyld: *dies from sheer jealousy* -.- i barely learned how to do simple bb code and HTML to just change color
Lynk Former: ^_^ i use Frontpage 2000 i'm no better
Warped Chyld: my uncle gave me or rather loaned me frontpage. -.- dammned if i could figure out how to use it
Lynk Former: ehehe... it's simple compared to most other programs
Warped Chyld: Rosenkreuts...: o.0 sounds like something from Weiss Kreutz
Lynk Former: what about him?......
Lynk Former: heh
Lynk Former: if u like the page design then you'll like the Dracula666 wallpapers
Warped Chyld: wuzzat?
Lynk Former: some BGC wallpapers a friend of mine makes for the site
Lynk Former: he's actually really good now
Warped Chyld: ugh, tummy hurts. -.- stupid organ. behave!
Lynk Former: ^_^ what ya eat or didn't eat to make it that way?
Warped Chyld: uh...^^;;; didn't eat lol. at least not for the past..umm...*looks at clock* 3 hours. Had a cantaloupe/french vanillia smoothie
Lynk Former: Hmmmmmmm
Warped Chyld: and since i'm so tired i'm seeing double *waves to both lynks* i think that could be another reason
Lynk Former: actually we both feel the same. i haven't eaten in awhile and i'm really tired i'm starting to get a headache...why me?
Warped Chyld: *huggles* go eat then baka
Lynk Former: ... don't swear at me ^_^
Warped Chyld: lol!
Lynk Former: but thanx for the hug
Warped Chyld: =^^=
Lynk Former: what... i'm not that dumb!
Warped Chyld: no prob
Warped Chyld: i meant it as "silly" not dumb lol
Lynk Former: sure u did;-)
Lynk Former: ack... font too small to make good smiliesdamn them... damn them all!
Warped Chyld: honest! i did! *wide eyed innocent grin*
Lynk Former: Hmmmmmm
Warped Chyld: 0>:} hahaha! your evil smileys can not penetrate my defenses!
Lynk Former: ehehe
Lynk Former: noo! It's not possible!!!!!!1damn 1
Warped Chyld: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Feel my power puny mortal!
Lynk Former: ...um... i think your power must be broke... i don't feel anything ^_^
Lynk Former: hey, u still gonna post this convo up?
Lynk Former: ...um... are ya still among the living?
Warped Chyld: sorry lol
Lynk Former: ^_^
Warped Chyld: i was visiting the yellow rivers of releif
Lynk Former: O_O .................................................. ......................................
Warped Chyld: LOL!! i was going to the bathroom. you're so adorkable Lynky Wynky
Lynk Former: i kinda figured that out that's why there's so many dots
Warped Chyld: and yes, i definately am posting this*is starting to see tripple*
Lynk Former: ^_^
Warped Chyld: *sees two ewoks dressed as gogo girls doing the macarena with obi wan and darth vader*
Lynk Former: O_o my god
Lynk Former: someone shoot me!
Lynk Former: NO WAIT!
Warped Chyld: *POW*
Lynk Former: ...too late
Warped Chyld: oops
Warped Chyld: ^^;;;
Lynk Former: Hmmmm
Warped Chyld: and i thought it was only guys who were supposed to shoot early

Lynk Former: O_O
Warped Chyld: ^^
Lynk Former: i'm good enough to control myself when needed
Warped Chyld: suuuuure. thats what they all say
Lynk Former: to satisfy the other party
Lynk Former: I AM!
Lynk Former: REALLY!
Lynk Former: NO JOKE
Warped Chyld: *pats head* i beleive you
Lynk Former: DON'T (bad spelling) PATRONIZE ME WOMEN!
Lynk Former: I'LL COME OVER THERE TO PROVE IT IF U FORCE ME!!!!!!! (Did I say that?... ^_^ )
Warped Chyld: whatever you say dear. you're the *snicker snort chuckle* man. *tries to keep a straight face*
Lynk Former: ....

Warped Chyld: is that a threat or a promise?
Lynk Former: why not both?
Warped Chyld: :-D good enough for me
Lynk Former: uh-oh... i forgot this was gonna be posted!
Warped Chyld: *waits for you to come over and prove it*
Lynk Former: if i knew where u are then i would
Warped Chyld: California
Lynk Former: yes... that's a very descriptive address
Warped Chyld: acctualy...you couldn't prove it to me. i'm still a virgin and I ain't sleepin with anyone till i'm in love with them
Lynk Former: hey, i had the love going on...
Warped Chyld: LMAO!!!!!!!
Lynk Former: just that she's in another country at the moment
Warped Chyld: *pats head again* yes dear.
Lynk Former: and i think she didn't love me as much as i did her cause she aint in contact with me...but enough whinin, i'm about to hit the rs.net forums for another round of postin in a sec
Warped Chyld: awww *snugs* i sorry
Lynk Former: snugs? that's new ^_^
Warped Chyld: ^^;; it's a cross between a snuggle and hug
Lynk Former: ah nice. thankiez
Lynk Former: i'd snuggle/hug ya to but i'm too proud of myself
Lynk Former: ah screw it
Lynk Former: *snugs*
Warped Chyld: awwww! *feels all warm and fuzzy* *SNUG!*
Lynk Former:

nice to make ppl feel all warm and fuzzy
Warped Chyld: yes yes it is ^_^*dies from lack of sleep*
Lynk Former: it was really great talkin to ya out of the rs.net forum LQ... i'm gonna have to stick around AIM more often