Max: Suck on this you slippery little Bastards!
Officer: Police. Yeah. Where are your badges, lumpy?
Max: Badges?! We don't need no-- Umpgh!
Sam: I've Gotta' get this little one back to his padded playpen! Bye, now!
Sam: Maybe it will leave if we all laugh at it.
Max: Ooh, neat! Santa got caught in thi beartrap I set! Wow! he gnawed his own foot off to escape!
"Some people think outside the box, I didn't even know there was a box!"