lfnetwork.com mark read register faq members calendar

Thread: Star Wars books on this site?
Thread Tools Display Modes
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Old 03-22-2001, 04:25 AM   #41
Boba Rhett
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Post

*Puts 1000 bucks in a basket attached to the end of a 30 foot pole and reaches it to Paul*

*Paul puts all the kryptonite in the basket*

*I proceed to dump the kryptonite from the basket into a satellite about to launch*

*the satellite launches thus sending my only fear into space*

That takes care of that.

*Proceeds to face stomp batman*


P.S. yes I do realize I need to get out more...


------------------

I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
  you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-22-2001, 12:59 PM   #42
Jedi SuperBuen
 
Jedi SuperBuen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Chatham, Canada
Posts: 726
Post

*What Superman doesn't realise is that it's a Wayne Enterprise satellite*

*Batman recovers the Kryptonite*

Who's laughing now, alien?

------------------
Ash to ash,
Dust to dust,
Fade to black,
But the memory remains...
Jedi SuperBuen is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-22-2001, 08:24 PM   #43
Boba Rhett
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Thumbs up

*B*tch slaps Batmans head off.*

That takes care a dat!!

------------------

I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
  you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-22-2001, 09:54 PM   #44
Jedi SuperBuen
 
Jedi SuperBuen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Chatham, Canada
Posts: 726
Post

*Batman picks up head*

Ah HA Superman, I'm just Robo-Batman... The real Batman you ask? Right behind you, sticking that Kryptonite down your pants!!!

------------------
Ash to ash,
Dust to dust,
Fade to black,
But the memory remains...
Jedi SuperBuen is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-22-2001, 10:21 PM   #45
Boba Rhett
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Post

*Tares frantically at his own crotch*

*rips his pants off then flings the pants out into space*

*Turns around, grabs ahold of Batmans jaw and rips it off his face.*

*then picks up the robotic Batnam and tears his legs off and beats him with them.

------------------

I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
  you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-22-2001, 11:41 PM   #46
Jedi SuperBuen
 
Jedi SuperBuen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Chatham, Canada
Posts: 726
Post

*as Superman rips and picks up the second Robo-Batman, the real Batman sneaks up with the Kryptonite ring and weakens Superman again...*

Now Superman you shall die!

*But as Batman kicks the crap outta Superman, he comes to his senses...*

Superman! What have I done?! We're the Super-friends!

*calls Wonder-Woman, Aquaman, Green Latern, and Green Arrow and they all party*

*Batman slows dances with Wonder Woman*

------------------
Ash to ash,
Dust to dust,
Fade to black,
But the memory remains...
Jedi SuperBuen is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-23-2001, 01:04 AM   #47
oninosensi
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Lightbulb

/me watches with glee as I fire my kryponite based Death Star cannon into the superfriends

Well, that is one less group of do-gooders to spoil my fun!

------------------
The Master is Back
with a vengence
  you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-23-2001, 03:21 AM   #48
paulbarnard
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Post

Works on developing Kryptonian Reverse Transcriptase primers to sell to Batman. Superman may buy some Human Reverse Transcriptase primers at this very moment.
  you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-23-2001, 04:23 AM   #49
Boba Rhett
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Question

Cash, check, or freshly made diamonds?

------------------

I calculated the odds that this would work versus the odds that I was doing something incredibly stupid...and I went ahead anyway.
  you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-23-2001, 04:24 PM   #50
paulbarnard
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Post

Just clean the diamonds off, cuz i know you pulled them from the lump of coal up Pedro's a$$. Clean them really good. Bleach too.
  you may: quote & reply,
Old 03-23-2001, 09:56 PM   #51
Jedi SuperBuen
 
Jedi SuperBuen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Chatham, Canada
Posts: 726
Post

*Super-friends laugh as onisensi tries destroying a holographic image of them*

*Buys some of those Kryptonian Reverse Transcriptase and kindly reminds (with a Batsmartass grin that oh Supes, you know you don't want some of that anti human stuff, or have you forgotten Lois Lane?*

*To thank paul, Batman give him a tour of the Batcave as well as a few shares in Wayne Enterprise*


------------------
Ash to ash,
Dust to dust,
Fade to black,
But the memory remains...
Jedi SuperBuen is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Go Back   LucasForums > Network > Star Wars Classic Gaming > 1. The HuB > The Cantina! > Star Wars books on this site?

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:53 PM.

LFNetwork, LLC ©2002-2011 - All rights reserved.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.