Most Impressive

Kylilin · 07-09-2002, 11:47 AM

I'm glad to see that people have started to take interest in the good ole JK forums again. I hope it lasts.

*obi* · 07-09-2002, 10:13 PM

Me too. Though I doubt it will last.

BeastMaster · 07-10-2002, 09:28 AM

*grrrrr*

"Again?"

We have been here all along, you nimwits.

And if one more person says "oh, boo-hoo, JK is dying," I will personally eat their entrails.

Commander 598 · 07-10-2002, 09:54 AM

oh, boo-hoo, JK is dying

Hope you like eating metal.

BeastMaster · 07-11-2002, 10:17 PM

Dragon versus battledroid. You have got to be kidding me.

*flaps into the air, avoiding a flurry of badly-aimed blaster fire*

*circles, then spits a fireball at 598, which he dodges*

*swoops in while the droid is dodging, and smashes him into spare parts*

Commander 598 · 07-12-2002, 06:36 AM

*Imp Landing Ships land and disgorge every land unit the Imperials ever though up*

BeastMaster · 07-13-2002, 07:32 AM

Hmmph.

I invoke the power of Tiamat's name,
arise and set this air aflame!

*the air around BeastMaster suddenly becomes a firestorm, incinerating troops, slagging most of the hardware, and exploding the ordinance*

Don't know why I bothered; they can't hit the broad side of a planet anyway.

Commander 598 · 07-13-2002, 07:52 AM

*An orbital bombardment from a Satr Destroyer high in orbit silences BM and makes quite a few craters*

"Care to rephrase?"

*Orbital Bombardment continues*

BeastMaster · 07-13-2002, 08:07 AM

*a vorlon battlecruiser (the Machina ex Deus) flares into existence and fusion beams the ISD into sparking wreckage*

This can keep escalating until we wipe out a universe or two, or we can let it go.

*obi* · 07-13-2002, 10:59 AM

*Pulls out of hyperdrive in Jedi Starfighter*

R4, What the @#%$$#@ is going on?

*beep beep beep*

Hmmmmmmm

Whose side should I take?

*looks at opposing forces*

Pedro The Hutt · 07-14-2002, 08:07 AM

*pulls out of hyperspace next to the Jedi Starfighter in an A-Wing* How's about we fight the imperial lads?

*obi* · 07-15-2002, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pedro The Hutt
*pulls out of hyperspace next to the Jedi Starfighter in an A-Wing* How's about we fight the imperial lads?

Let's blast the bloody Imperials.

R4, get a lock on the nearest star destroyer. We're going in.

*R4 beeps, STarfighter zooms into action*

Commander 598 · 07-15-2002, 09:50 AM

*All 200+ Capital Ships of the Black Sword Command jump in and begin laying waste to the area*

The Black Sword Command has at least one Super Star Destroyer, a rather large number of Imperial Star Destroyers.

BTW, destroying galaxies and universes was my previous occupation.

*obi* · 07-17-2002, 01:13 AM

WE are severely outnumbered, R4. Time to call in some favors.......

*a wormhole opens, and United Federation of Planets ships pour into the area, along with the entire Klingon Empire's battle ships*

That ought to even out the fight......

We're here with ya, BeastMAster!

Commander 598 · 07-18-2002, 04:48 AM

*The Black Sword Command jumps out but leaves a small round object*

[Back on the ground]

*The broken and dismantled body of the Commander wavers and dissapears, nothing more than a hologram*

*The small round object simply explodes, taking the entire system out with it. Nothing, not even a star is left*

"As I stated. My previous occupation was mass destruction."

[View shifts to the Star Destroyer Intimidator's bridge]

*The Commander, had he been human, would be grinning from ear to ear.*