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Old 08-10-2001, 10:06 PM   #1
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Okay first one to break the story chain loses. I'll start off and dont make the posts too long! A long time ago in a galxy far, far away.... Han Solo was flying in the Millenion Falcon with Chewbacca to find Princess Leia when suddenly their ship crash landed on a strange world called Placeabo......

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Old 08-10-2001, 10:16 PM   #2
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Then they took off as they always do or else Luke got a vision and got his leg cut off trying to save them.....
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Old 08-10-2001, 10:23 PM   #3
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He was limping back to falcon when suddenly an ewok jumped up and ate his other leg and luke fell to the ground useless...

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Old 08-11-2001, 01:43 AM   #4
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Then a dark jedi cut off his arms, and left him lying there crying "I can still fight! Where are you going!?"

Meanwhile Han and Chewie get p***ed off and leave without him....


*Stormtrooper commander in front of his troop of stormtroopers walks up to general*

Commander: "We have succesfully defeated those two wookie armies."

*An Ewok starts throwing pebbles*

Stormtroopers: "AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!"
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Old 08-11-2001, 03:39 AM   #5
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Chewie say something to Han, Han looks up in time to see a StarDestroyer entering Placeabo's air space. They find themselfs running as Stormtroopers find the wrecked falcon....

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Old 08-11-2001, 04:44 AM   #6
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And start auctioning it to the highest bidder

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Old 08-11-2001, 02:39 PM   #7
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On the brigde of the Star desrtroyer (named Cookamonga, BTW), the evil Loerd Vader is finished crushing the life out of Jar Jar Binks, and looks over to the auction.

"I said I want that ship!" he yells, and out bids them all!
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Old 08-11-2001, 03:32 PM   #8
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"Sold! To the Gentleman at the back with a bad throat,' said the auctioner. Vader danced a joyful jig to celebrate, and ran on board his latest purchase. He ran through the small halls, when he heard a hollow thump. He looked down at his feet and noticed a smuggling hatch. He opened it to his curiosity, and inside was...
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Old 08-11-2001, 06:58 PM   #9
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Darth Midiclorin!!

"I am here to take the mystique out of the Force, and ruin Star Wars!" he cried as leaped out of the hatch, kicked Luke's arm aside, and swung his saber at Vader.


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Old 08-11-2001, 08:13 PM   #10
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'Not if I can do it first!' shouted a Trooper that had followed Darth Vader on board the Falcon. He threw off his helmet to reveal his face... George Lucas!
While Darth Midiclorin was distracted, Vader...
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Old 08-11-2001, 08:23 PM   #11
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sliced of his head with his saber! "All too easy" he said.
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Old 08-11-2001, 08:29 PM   #12
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After which he said "Apology accepted, George Lucas!" He then retreated to the Cookamonga using the Force to lift the Falcon. On the Cookamonga he preceeded to....
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Old 08-11-2001, 09:48 PM   #13
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Order the construction of the Death Wanker, a device so horridly powerful it can't be described.

"I want you to find Han Solo, and bring me the head of William Riker!" Vader yelled at his troopers.

"But Lord Vader, their is no such person!" Captian Prime informed him fearfully.

Vader looked at him furiously and-


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Old 08-11-2001, 11:17 PM   #14
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..stormed off. leaving Captain Prime standing there. Vader moved slowly down the ranks looking for a replacement for Captain Prime when...


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Old 08-12-2001, 12:10 AM   #15
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When he walked into a dark room and someone turned on the lights "Surprise!!!" they all yelled and there was a big cake with pink icing. "My favourite! How did you know?" asked darth vader. Then he remebered it wasn't his birthday....

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Old 08-12-2001, 12:45 AM   #16
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And used his Force Fongggin ability to splatter the assassin inside the cake, a clone of the infamous Captian Vader!!

"You will never replace me!" the real Darth Vader told him as Captian Vader begain to beg for his life. "You will pay the price for you insolence"

Vader inginited his saber and cut the clone into several large hunks, then turned to his troops and said:


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Old 08-12-2001, 04:45 PM   #17
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GET ME A SHRUBBERY!
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Old 08-12-2001, 06:39 PM   #18
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at which point Vader's trusted assistant Balderick gave Vader his contribution to the party.........a pair of extremely smelly pants which Vader had forgot to put in the dry cleaner for many a light year.

Vader turned and said......

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Old 08-12-2001, 08:53 PM   #19
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"I wanted a shrubbery, you k'niggit!"

With that, he force gripped the smelly pants and flung into space, where they plummeted through Placebo's atmoshpere and killed a pssing ewok chewing noisely on a leg bone.

Han turned to Chewie and asked: "Did you hear something?"

Chewie looked over and-
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Old 08-12-2001, 10:25 PM   #20
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yelped in his normal manner to which Han replied "You done a Wookiee fart, gee that.........."
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Old 08-13-2001, 09:16 AM   #21
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It really stinks! Han was knocked unconsious from the fart and was out for three days. Chewie blushing like mad was left at the controls and he took them to Kasshyk where they got captured by a Trandoshan called....

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Old 08-13-2001, 12:13 PM   #22
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Jossk, a clone of the notorius Bossk. He tortured them by tickling Chewbacca's feet. Chewbacca, unable to cope with so much laughter.....
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Old 08-13-2001, 01:53 PM   #23
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...spontaneously conbusted. Han screamed out, and after a long battle (which I don't have space to tell you about) emerged victorious. He stole Jossk's ship and set a direct course to...
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Old 08-13-2001, 03:09 PM   #24
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Skippy-Chan, the newly discovered Home world of the Fizxi Vong, a splinter group of the invaders that loves to party!

He couldn't beleive his eyes! Brushing charred wookie off his hair, Han joined in, got ripped, and found Leia with-


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Old 08-13-2001, 06:11 PM   #25
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a plate full of cookies that someone had unconveniently passed to her. upon see Han she immediately passed the cookies to him.
He grabbed one and...


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Old 08-13-2001, 07:38 PM   #26
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said "Chocolate chip! My favorate!"


*Stormtrooper commander in front of his troop of stormtroopers walks up to general*

Commander: "We have succesfully defeated those two wookie armies."

*An Ewok starts throwing pebbles*

Stormtroopers: "AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!"
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Old 08-13-2001, 08:05 PM   #27
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But Han tossed them away, disdraught. "Cookies? You left me for cookies?" He pulled his blaster. "Chewie loved cookies, now he's... *sob*.. Chewie... cookies..."

He rasied his weapon and fired at-


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Old 08-13-2001, 08:09 PM   #28
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A stormtrooper who apeared around a courner! The sizzling bolt of energy blasted against the stormtroopers armer and the stormtrooper flew against the wall. suudenly without warning....

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*Stormtrooper commander in front of his troop of stormtroopers walks up to general*

Commander: "We have succesfully defeated those two wookie armies."

*An Ewok starts throwing pebbles*

Stormtroopers: "AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!"
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Old 08-13-2001, 09:44 PM   #29
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A very old & crazy hermit named Pinaka who claimed to be a captain of a security force strode brandishing a blaster."Who stole my cookies"he said. After which...
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Han threw the plate of cookies in Pinaka's face, grabbed Leia's arm and dashed out to the Falcon only to discover that....


*Stormtrooper commander in front of his troop of stormtroopers walks up to general*

Commander: "We have succesfully defeated those two wookie armies."

*An Ewok starts throwing pebbles*

Stormtroopers: "AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!"
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Old 08-14-2001, 01:49 AM   #31
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Darth Vader had the Falcon on the Cookamonga!!

"Well, that just sucks!" he cried, and shot a nearby ewok as it was pulling out a can opener and a spork.

Leia looked up at him, "Thank you for killing that ugly ecuse for a teddy bear. Now put up your blaster and get out your-"
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Old 08-14-2001, 05:57 AM   #32
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"Wallet" with this Leia took Hans drivers license because she had her license taken away cause she was speeding. And stole Jossk's ship from han.There was a bad smell from the wookie fart so she passed out...

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Causing Jossk's ship to spiral out of control and crash into a pool filled with lime Jell-o and cookies.

"Well, now how am I going to get off this hunk of fruit cake?" Han wondered outloud. Just then, he noticed something staring at hime from the shadows.

He pointed his blaster at it, and yelled "Step out now!"


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Old 08-14-2001, 06:19 PM   #34
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the big blue furry thing stepped out into the light and yelled:

"I AM THE COOKIE MONSTER!"

Han continued to hold his blaster and-

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Old 08-14-2001, 06:25 PM   #35
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Blasted the thing into a smoldering lump of ashes!

Suddenly he felt a hard object strike his head and he fell into blackness....

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*Stormtrooper commander in front of his troop of stormtroopers walks up to general*

Commander: "We have succesfully defeated those two wookie armies."

*An Ewok starts throwing pebbles*

Stormtroopers: "AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!"
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And woke up dangling above the torso and head of Luke Skywalker (Skyflopper?)

"luke!" han cried out

"You scruffy nerfherderr! You left me for ewok lunch! So I joined with the dark jedi who cut off my arms, and now I am going to let the ewoks eat you!" Using the force, Luke lifted C-3PO off the ground and smacked Han with him again. Luke cackeled.

"Now you'll feel the full power of-"


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Old 08-15-2001, 05:47 PM   #37
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"The salad shooter!" Luke Laughed, as the dark jedi Snarf Wibble walked up, clutching a handleful of veggies.

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At which point the Genetically modified ingredients in the Salad shooter made it transform into-


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a gigantic mutated slightly greenish pile of bean dip. Then the bean dip began to...


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cover Han!

Luke Flyswater ( ) suddenly cried out as....


*Stormtrooper commander in front of his troop of stormtroopers walks up to general*

Commander: "We have succesfully defeated those two wookie armies."

*An Ewok starts throwing pebbles*

Stormtroopers: "AAAAAHHHHHGGGGG!"
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