Okay, as a counterpoint to all the serious
topics being posted, how about we all post some good jokes we've heard in this thread? I mean sure, I've heard all the crap about the Jedi being of the most serious mind, and blah blah blah, but hey, Jedis need to laugh too.
Great, all go first:
So this lady wins $100 million PowerBall jackpot one day. The first thing she does is call her husband and squeals, "I just won PowerBall! You've got to come home!"
The husband rushes home, runs into the bedroom to find his wife frantically packing his clothes in a suit case. "Give me a hand here. We've got to hurry!".
Thoughts of exotic vactions dance through his imagination. But not knowing where they're going he blurts out, "What should I pack? A swim suit? Ski clothes? Safari gear? What?"
Exasperated, the wife screams, "I don't care what you pack, just get the hell out of here!"
VagabondNomad on the Zone...
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players...
[This message has been edited by Vagabond (edited April 03, 2000).]