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Old 07-28-2001, 09:51 PM   #1
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Post Let's make a story

Yes, that's right. Time to break open this new message board with a kind of topic that's plauged many message boards- a let's make a story topic. Let's try and keep it in the Star Wars universe, folks- first person to end the story loses. Allow me to begin.

A long time ago in a galaxy fart (oops), far away...

Jar Jar roamed the Naboo swamps, looking for some 'brisky mornin' munchen' when suddenly he heard a KABLAMMO overhead. He ducked, and saw a TIE Fighter hurtle to the ground and explode in a giant fireball. An X-Wing swooped from above the tree tops back into space. And then the TIE's pilot fell to the ground, after apparently ejecting from the TIE.

Jar Jar asked, "Whosa is YOUSA?" The TIE pilot just continued on his way. Jar Jar followed. "Whosa is yousa? Where yousa goin?!" he asked. The TIE pilot turned around and gave Jar Jar a nasty punch in the forehead.

And I'll leave it at that EXCITING CLIFFHANGER until someone thinks of something.
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Old 07-28-2001, 10:07 PM   #2
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Jar Jar was knocked out by the blow, and when he awoke.......
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Old 07-28-2001, 11:02 PM   #3
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He was in Death Star III!!!!
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Old 07-28-2001, 11:15 PM   #4
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Hid incredible cluztiness caused him to destroy the main reactor, just by getting close to it.........
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Old 07-28-2001, 11:44 PM   #5
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... so he had to escape. He made his way to the hangar, where he could steal a shuttle and get out of here... but then he remembered something: he doesn't know how to operate a ship! What will he do??
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Old 07-29-2001, 09:01 AM   #6
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but then the ship was propelled out of the hanger by the explotion and Jar Jar found himself on Tatooine! Then he heard a voice behind him. " who are you" and turned to see......
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Old 07-29-2001, 12:03 PM   #7
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Captain Picard! (How's THIS for a turn of events?)
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Old 07-29-2001, 12:03 PM   #8
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It was non other than the Grim Reeper. He said that Jar-Jar should have died on the ship, but he wouldn't survive this.....
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Old 07-29-2001, 12:05 PM   #9
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Captian Picard Dressed up as the Grim Reaper!

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Old 07-29-2001, 03:09 PM   #10
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Actually, it was the Grim Reeper dressed up as Captain Picard who was dressed up like the Grim Reeper. Then, he touvh Jar Jar with his icy had of death, but.........
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Old 07-29-2001, 04:13 PM   #11
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But, ironicly, Death had a heart attack and died


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Old 07-29-2001, 04:25 PM   #12
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Jar Jar wandered a bit more in the desert before meeting some Jawas. They harrassed him to buy...
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Old 07-29-2001, 04:30 PM   #13
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Old 07-29-2001, 05:09 PM   #14
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And Jar Jar said " Mesa no wanten a car!" But the Jawas sold it to him anyway and he then drove to....
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Old 07-29-2001, 05:43 PM   #15
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the center of a fierce ground war between the Rebels and the Empire


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A shot smashed the rear end of his car and flung him onto the ground. Then.......
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Old 07-29-2001, 05:49 PM   #17
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He got beamed onto a Borg ship.

"You will be assimilated".....


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Old 07-29-2001, 05:51 PM   #18
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Then, he woke up. It was all a dream....or was it. He got out of bed and went outside.....
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Old 07-29-2001, 05:53 PM   #19
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*ooc*A dream how lame*ooc*

and he saw a whole regiment of Storm Troopers with Rail Guns pointed at him he reached into his pocket.....


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Old 07-29-2001, 06:11 PM   #20
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The, he woke up...again. He had dreampt he was dreaming. He was sitting in a strange chair on the Borg ship with Everyone looking over him. One of them pushed a button.....
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"Thank you for pressing the self destruction button, this ship will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,......."


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Old 07-29-2001, 06:47 PM   #22
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Nothing happened......."Just Kidding" said the countdown voice. Boom, the ship explodes into a million pieces.......
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Old 07-29-2001, 07:06 PM   #23
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But Jar Jar was just beamed out of the ship onto the Enterprise facing the real Cpt. Picard.

"Who are you?" the captain said.

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..."Meesa Ja- JA binkz" he said. What are you doing on my ship?" asked the captain...
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Old 07-29-2001, 07:57 PM   #25
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"Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz" He said, "You've said that already" Said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "Will you stop that!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "I order you to stop it!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz", "STOPIT STOPIT STOPIT!!!!!!" said the captain. "Hello, meesa Ja- JA binkz." Everyone on board runs to the escape pods and leaves the ship. Jar Jar is left standing in the bridge....alone......
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Old 07-29-2001, 08:22 PM   #26
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with Worf who offered him a glass of bllod wine. Jaar Jaar tasted it and
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got Jar Jar really drunk and he said "Meesa gonna go sleep with your wife!" And strolled off

"But she got killed...." Worf responded


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Old 07-29-2001, 10:35 PM   #28
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But Jar-Jar acidentally walked on to the beaning platform and he was instantly beemed to.....
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Old 07-29-2001, 10:59 PM   #29
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The Forest Moon of Endor and surrounded by and taken to thier BBQ pit...
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But he talked so much on the way that even the Ewoks got really annoyed and they rann off, but they never untied him......
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....All of the sudden Jar Jar's father shows up. "Ja JA meesa bein yoursa fadda" he said....
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"Butta i'm so shama of yousa isa goin to leava yousa alonae" So he left. But a Yuuzhan Vong Warrior happened to come by.....
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...who was all of a sudden chopped down by a young jedi, who cut Jar Jar loose and left. Jar Jar hopped in one of the Ewoks flyung thingies and.....
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Old 07-30-2001, 03:16 AM   #34
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Jumped off a cliff but there was a...
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... loud sound as he jumped after one of the ropes broke on the flying thingy. He started to fall towards the harsh ground, but just as he neared death once again ....
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Old 07-30-2001, 08:12 AM   #36
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he landed on the TIE fighter of the TIE pilot in the story. He was carried up into a star destroyer and then met...
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Old 07-30-2001, 08:42 AM   #37
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C-3PO who was the captain of that ship (how that happened is another wacky story)

"Hello sir, I am C-3PO Human-Cyborg relations and ..."

"Mesa Jar Jar Binks, people call me Jar Jar Binks"

"Oh dear ... another lunatic. Where is R2 when I need hime"

Around that time R2 enters the bridge

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Old 07-30-2001, 09:01 AM   #38
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And R2D2 beeps "bweepbwoo"And C3PO says "This is Jar Jar Binks" and R2D2 beeps "dwoopbweepooo" and C3PO says "no R2 i don't think he's smart". And R2 leaves the room. Jar Jar says "Wut was hesa sayin!" C3PO says "Nevermind. Let's get you an escape pod. Come along. C3PO takes Jar Jar to an escape pod and jettisons him. Then he sees X wings going to blow up the Star Destroyer. His pod lands on one of the X wings, killing the pilot. Jar Jar looks at the pilot and it is....
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Old 07-30-2001, 09:17 AM   #39
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... Biggs Darklighter, who was brought back to life thanks to the Empire's new deadly weapon, "The Life Giver" and given the task of destroying his friends (only because the Empire couldn't think of anything else).
Jar-Jar throws the dead (again) body out and jumps into the X-Wing, but before he could react ...
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