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Old 05-26-2002, 02:06 AM   #1
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I Want Unofficial Facts...

ABOUT STAR WARS, HERE IS THE FIRST FIVE.

FACT 1:JEDI'S SHAVE ONLY WITH THEIR LIGHTSABRES,(including female jedi's, bikini lines an such).

FACT 2:TUSKEN RAIDERS ROLL UP AND SMOKE BANTHA FODDER TO GET HIGH.

FACT 3:THE OUTPOST'S ON SULLUST RECEIVE'S FREE PLAYBOY CHANNELS.

FACT 4:WOOKIES CAN SQUEEZE OUT FART CLOUDS IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT COLOURS.

FACT 5:JABBA'S HANDS ARE TO SHORT TO PLAY WITH HIS OWN BALLS.

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Old 05-26-2002, 02:23 AM   #2
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6: JEDI DONT TALK IN CAPS

7: MOST JEDI AGREE, JED NEEDS A LIFE
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Old 05-26-2002, 03:15 AM   #3
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Dirty, bedroom humor ones...

FACT 8:JEDI'S HAVE SUPER-PUMP ACTION OR JUST USE FORCE SPEED.

FACT 9:JEDI'S USE MIND TRICK ON MOST OF THEIR PARTNERS TO CONVINCE THEM THAT THEY ARE INCREDIBLY HUNG.
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Old 05-26-2002, 03:32 AM   #4
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Fact 10: Caps Lock sucks and has no place on these boards.

Fact 11: Jedi mate once and only once, every 27 hours.

Fact 12: Jedi can go for months without using the bathroom....but when they do use the bathroom, you DO NOT want to be within 150 feet of them for the rest of the day. Especially the Rodian ones..... their smell is unreal!

Fact 13: All Jedi have a secret longing to be chefs.
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Old 05-26-2002, 04:24 AM   #5
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Fact 10: Caps Lock sucks and has no place on these boards.

Fact 11: Jedi mate once and only once, every 27 hours.

Fact 12: Jedi can go for months without using the bathroom....but when they do use the bathroom, you DO NOT want to be within 150 feet of them for the rest of the day. Especially the Rodian ones..... their smell is unreal!

Fact 13: All Jedi have a secret longing to be chefs.
lol

14: Jedi eat Darth Mail cereal every morning with non-fat milk.

15: Jedi's fav restaurant is MacDonalds...


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Old 05-27-2002, 08:28 PM   #6
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FACT 16 : If you subscribe to the theory that written statements are indicative of a person's psyche, then some of the people in this forum would scare the Hell out of the Jedi, the Sith, and the Clone Army. LOL!
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Old 06-05-2002, 09:54 PM   #7
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thats some funny stuff...
but whats with caps sucking?
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Old 06-05-2002, 10:05 PM   #8
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FACT 17:Jedi and sith alike, wash their hair with head and shoulders shampoo.
p.s (exept mace windu and darth maul who use "why bother shampoo")
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Old 06-05-2002, 10:14 PM   #9
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15: Jedi's fav restaurant is MacDonalds...
Its not McDonalds, its Burger King, their burgers are better


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