lfnetwork.com mark read register faq members calendar

Thread: Legends of the Spam
Thread Tools Display Modes
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Old 07-10-2002, 03:23 AM   #241
Sherack Nhar
Neo-Gentleman
 
Sherack Nhar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Posts: 2,283
Great chapters, you two! Havoc, that was a very brave death!

YD, I couldn't keep count of the number of movie references you had in there

Let's see...Spiderman, The Matrix Reloaded trailer... what else?


"The point system was kind of pointless" - JediMasterEd

"The way I see it, if you conceal the body well enough, there IS no law." - Eets

"I'm suprised that people even trust me with the clothes on my back." - Chase Windu
Sherack Nhar is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 03:42 AM   #242
Havoc Stryphe
Senior Member
 
Havoc Stryphe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Penn's Woods
Posts: 1,901
Current Game: Mass Effect
Don't forget the strong biblical reference, "David and Goliath"

1: General was very big
2. young David
3. “What are you? Cowards?”, the general cried, “I dare you, people of GeeBee, come and kill me!” <- very reminiscent of Goliath's taunting of the Israelites
4. The simple "rock between the eyes" death

very good Young David!


May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be ever at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
And the rain fall softly on your fields
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand
Havoc Stryphe is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 03:45 AM   #243
Zygomaticus
Man with the Plan
 
Zygomaticus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,732
*slurp* all the good guys are dieing This had to happen.

Everything is proceeding as i have forseen



Zygomaticus is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 04:14 AM   #244
darthfergie
Q-38 Modulator
 
darthfergie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 7,254
LFN Staff Member 
Aww sporks...Am I the only forumer left out of this epic? I'm definatly the only mod here left out.


darthfergie is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 04:30 AM   #245
Sherack Nhar
Neo-Gentleman
 
Sherack Nhar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Posts: 2,283
I'm not very familiar with the story of David and Goliath

Don't worry, Ferg...the story is not finished yet!


"The point system was kind of pointless" - JediMasterEd

"The way I see it, if you conceal the body well enough, there IS no law." - Eets

"I'm suprised that people even trust me with the clothes on my back." - Chase Windu
Sherack Nhar is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 04:39 AM   #246
Wraith 5
Master of the Obvious
 
Wraith 5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Hugo, MN
Posts: 1,473
Well lets see...

Rhett- check
Sherack- check
Eets'chula- check
Chris- check
Leon- check
Jay- nope
Kudar- nope
Fergie- nope
Wraith 5- Check


OK so maybe your not the only mod...

But don't you think that all the mods should be in the story some how?


I don't have to blow up everything
I jusk like to.
Wraith 5 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 05:19 AM   #247
captain_drake
The Hero
 
captain_drake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: in texas
Posts: 1,088
i ask why am i not in the story
my early spam expoliots surrly earn me a place in this storey
captain_drake is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 05:58 AM   #248
Boba Rhett
I Slay Dragons
 
Boba Rhett's Avatar
 
Status: Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Man-Room in Missouri
Posts: 13,806
Current Game: Scrolling Eldery
LFN Staff Member 10 year veteran! LF Jester Helpful! 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


Awesome chapters guys!


*throws his underwear onto the stage*


I uhh... I'm going to need those back...


Anyway, the music was a great touch, Havoc.


btw, I'm going to need plenty of input on how I should handle the next chapter.
Boba Rhett is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 06:39 AM   #249
Zygomaticus
Man with the Plan
 
Zygomaticus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,732
make krkode come back.

make Drake enter the spam side and make more good guys die...like yourself

Make some good guys come back (i know, its unlike me) but Gandalf's return was SOOO cool!!


Zygomaticus is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 07:21 AM   #250
Young David
Bible Nerd
 
Young David's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 1,807
Quote:
Originally posted by Sherack Nhar
Great chapters, you two! Havoc, that was a very brave death!

YD, I couldn't keep count of the number of movie references you had in there

Let's see...Spiderman, The Matrix Reloaded trailer... what else?
Actually, the only references are Spiderman (trailer, haven't seen the whole movie yet), Matix reloaded trailer (all the spoken text of the trailer is in that chapter ), Lord of the Rings (ofcourse ... from the trailer, but YES I have seen the whole movie) and Like Havoc said, the whole David and Goliath story ... I just couldn't resist


He ho to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
rain may fall and wind may blow
but there still be many miles to go

Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
and the stream that falls from hill to plain
Better than rain or rippling brook
is a mug of beer inside this Took
Young David is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 11:28 AM   #251
TieDefender75
 
TieDefender75's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: On a bridge jumping onto a tanker below
Posts: 680
thanks for putting me in, i cant wait to find out what i do in battle(warrior, archer, or wizard)

great chapters u two, but i couldnt get the music for some reason?


"When angels are forced out of Heaven, they become Devils" Vicious
"Now is your time to chose, die and be free of pain or live and fight our sorrow" Auron
"The stars prophesize that Zhuge Liang's death is immenent...." Sima Yi
TieDefender75 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-10-2002, 02:36 PM   #252
Wraith 8
Feral Druid
 
Wraith 8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Sneek, Netherlands
Posts: 11,798
Current Game: World of Warcraft
LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran 
Hey im in it.... im in it hehheheheh coool funny YD



SWGalaxies.net - Try some chocolate Gnorts
Fear.
Fear attracts the fearfull.
The strong
The weak
The innocent
The corrupted
Fear
Fear is my ally
Wraith 8 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 12:36 AM   #253
Crazy_dog no.3
Banned
 
Crazy_dog no.3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Location:Location:Location
Posts: 3,102
Hey cool chapters.


LOL nice soundtrack.
Crazy_dog no.3 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 05:28 AM   #254
Redwing
thedeadlymoose
 
Redwing's Avatar
 
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 17,233
10 year veteran! LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran LF Jester 
Why you lil bastards name one instance where I ever spammed or remotely resembled Goliath

*can't decide whether to be amused or hurt*

Oh, well, I have one thing to say to that....*points to post count*

Quote:
Redwing has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.


Redwing is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 05:40 AM   #255
Zygomaticus
Man with the Plan
 
Zygomaticus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,732
Well you do have a pretty fat post count

And 16 posts a day


Zygomaticus is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 06:02 AM   #256
Redwing
thedeadlymoose
 
Redwing's Avatar
 
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 17,233
10 year veteran! LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran LF Jester 
Well what about Wraithy...21.57 posts per day

*resents the D&G skit, being 'religious' *


Redwing is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 06:18 AM   #257
Wraith 8
Feral Druid
 
Wraith 8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Sneek, Netherlands
Posts: 11,798
Current Game: World of Warcraft
LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran 
hey... i post in 4 forums.

Rogue Squadron .net.. wit a lot of replies everytime
SWgalxies.net .. also a lot of replies
Here.... as often as i can
and on XWA.... very occasionally



SWGalaxies.net - Try some chocolate Gnorts
Fear.
Fear attracts the fearfull.
The strong
The weak
The innocent
The corrupted
Fear
Fear is my ally
Wraith 8 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 06:42 AM   #258
Redwing
thedeadlymoose
 
Redwing's Avatar
 
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 17,233
10 year veteran! LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran LF Jester 
Well...I post in eight forums

Rogue Squadron.Net... every day, lots of replies (RPG forum too)
SWGalaxies.Net... every day, average replies (RPG forum too)
X-Wing Alliance.Net... every day in the RPG forum, often in the main forum
Jedi Knight II.Net...whenever I have the time
here (GB)...whenever I have the time (I check the RPG forum every day)
Escape MI.com...whenever I have extra time
Episode II...whenever I have extra time (or feel like it )
Jedi Knight.Net...in the TPM forum...whenever there's replies

I also post in Mixnmojo, Grim Fandango Network, and LucasConsoles when I get bored...lol

And yet...I have a lower post per day count than you do


Redwing is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 06:50 AM   #259
Eets
Me > You.
 
Eets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: GeeBeeDotCom
Posts: 6,499
Forum Veteran 
Quit spamming, guys..

I anxiously await your chapter, Sir Rhett.



eets
Eets is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 07:18 AM   #260
Zygomaticus
Man with the Plan
 
Zygomaticus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,732
I post in ONLY one forum...care to take a guess?


Zygomaticus is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 08:04 AM   #261
xwing guy
 
xwing guy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Texas
Posts: 304
This one. I only post in one forum, care to take a guess?


"Whats going on out there, I can't see?"

"Would you perfer for me to describe it to you, or get you a box?"-Gimli and Legolas, TTT at Helm's Deep.
xwing guy is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 09:50 AM   #262
Sherack Nhar
Neo-Gentleman
 
Sherack Nhar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Posts: 2,283
Next chapter is coming, guys... it should be up by tomorrow. I have to help Rhett find a suitable soundtrack for his chapter, because he'd like to copy Havoc's idea


"The point system was kind of pointless" - JediMasterEd

"The way I see it, if you conceal the body well enough, there IS no law." - Eets

"I'm suprised that people even trust me with the clothes on my back." - Chase Windu
Sherack Nhar is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 10:01 AM   #263
Zygomaticus
Man with the Plan
 
Zygomaticus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 4,732
Try the soundtrack for the movie Himalaya (THe french one)

Its really good


Zygomaticus is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 04:12 PM   #264
Young David
Bible Nerd
 
Young David's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 1,807
Quote:
Originally posted by Sherack Nhar
Next chapter is coming, guys... it should be up by tomorrow. I have to help Rhett find a suitable soundtrack for his chapter, because he'd like to copy Havoc's idea
Is that within the next 12 hours? Cause I like to read it


He ho to the bottle I go
To heal my heart and drown my woe
rain may fall and wind may blow
but there still be many miles to go

Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
and the stream that falls from hill to plain
Better than rain or rippling brook
is a mug of beer inside this Took
Young David is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-11-2002, 10:32 PM   #265
Havoc Stryphe
Senior Member
 
Havoc Stryphe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Penn's Woods
Posts: 1,901
Current Game: Mass Effect
How much further Papa Smurf?

How much longer, Rhett?

By the way, if you need help with Soundtracks, I'm your man! I've got literally dozens of soundtracks on Disc and hundreds more downloaded in both Midi and MP3 formats!


May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be ever at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
And the rain fall softly on your fields
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand
Havoc Stryphe is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 05:09 AM   #266
Redwing
thedeadlymoose
 
Redwing's Avatar
 
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 17,233
10 year veteran! LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran LF Jester 
*finds he really isn't looking forward to the chapters anymore*

Can you blame me...I got cast as one of the biggest *******s in all history

not an ounce of coolness in that...

*holds his short end of the stick and sulks*


Redwing is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 05:14 AM   #267
darthfergie
Q-38 Modulator
 
darthfergie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 7,254
LFN Staff Member 
*kicks Redwing*

At least your IN the story!


darthfergie is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 05:31 AM   #268
Redwing
thedeadlymoose
 
Redwing's Avatar
 
Status: Super Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: California
Posts: 17,233
10 year veteran! LFN Staff Member Forum Veteran LF Jester 
I'd rather be a dead body by the road like Rhett said

but...WAITASECOND

fergie has the highest post count since the merge...when Metallus retallyed the posts, and the really old ones weren't counted...ferg ended up on top, then Wraithy, and THEN me

and guess what...fergie isn't in the story yet so maybe HE can be the General...and I can be not in the story


Redwing is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 06:00 AM   #269
Boba Rhett
I Slay Dragons
 
Boba Rhett's Avatar
 
Status: Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Man-Room in Missouri
Posts: 13,806
Current Game: Scrolling Eldery
LFN Staff Member 10 year veteran! LF Jester Helpful! 
We'll see what we do in the retooled and mastered edition of the story. Who know's maybe you'll be replaced or something.
Boba Rhett is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 06:06 AM   #270
Wraith 5
Master of the Obvious
 
Wraith 5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Hugo, MN
Posts: 1,473
Master rhett...

How much longer???


I don't have to blow up everything
I jusk like to.
Wraith 5 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 12:57 PM   #271
Wraith 5
Master of the Obvious
 
Wraith 5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Hugo, MN
Posts: 1,473
ok i was having some fun with the toolset for neverwinter nights and This is what i came up with...

I is suposed to be havoc's Last battle...

But you can judge for yourself...


I don't have to blow up everything
I jusk like to.
Wraith 5 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 01:02 PM   #272
Wraith 5
Master of the Obvious
 
Wraith 5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Hugo, MN
Posts: 1,473
ok couldn't figure out if i could get 1 attacments on one post so here is the other shot...


I don't have to blow up everything
I jusk like to.
Wraith 5 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 01:07 PM   #273
Darth_Rommel
argh
 
Darth_Rommel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Somewhere in Canada
Posts: 4,838
Quote:
Originally posted by Redwing
fergie has the highest post count since the merge...when Metallus retallyed the posts, and the really old ones weren't counted...ferg ended up on top, then Wraithy, and THEN me
He didn't lose ANY posts Redwing... his point count on that list was his ENTIRE count! Fergie, you had about 3,500 at the merge, right?

No one even come CLOSE to you and Wraith's numbers since the merge!

PS>> BTW, Redwing... I haven't posted much more than 200 or 300 times since the merge, but my count ended up at 3,700...

PPS>> Whoah... nice pics, Wraith! ('specially the second one!)


#9[/size]
Darth_Rommel is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 01:54 PM   #274
darthfergie
Q-38 Modulator
 
darthfergie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 7,254
LFN Staff Member 
Those are some great pics Wraith!

I like the second one best because you can see the dragon and the person a bit better.

Quote:
fergie has the highest post count since the merge...when Metallus retallyed the posts, and the really old ones weren't counted...ferg ended up on top, then Wraithy, and THEN me
Dark Mod of the Spam


darthfergie is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 02:05 PM   #275
Boba Rhett
I Slay Dragons
 
Boba Rhett's Avatar
 
Status: Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Man-Room in Missouri
Posts: 13,806
Current Game: Scrolling Eldery
LFN Staff Member 10 year veteran! LF Jester Helpful! 
It'll be up shortly guys!
Boba Rhett is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 02:14 PM   #276
Boba Rhett
I Slay Dragons
 
Boba Rhett's Avatar
 
Status: Administrator
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: Man-Room in Missouri
Posts: 13,806
Current Game: Scrolling Eldery
LFN Staff Member 10 year veteran! LF Jester Helpful! 
I'll insert the music later.


_________________________________________


Chapter 23: Mornie Utulie

"Darkness Has Come"





Young David looked on as a mixture of horror and disbelief crept over his face. The dark armies crested the hill and began advancing on them and the great weapon they had so valiantly fought to keep from the enemy. It was but a matter of minutes until they would be upon Young David and the survivors.

As they approached, the vile minions of Viper began to desiccate the bodies of the fallen GeeBeeDee. Hewing the heads from the noble soldiers. Soldiers who had died so valiantly, defending what they held sacred and casting them forth at the remnants of the GeeBee forces. Mocking them with their own dead.

Still staring forward, Young David began to speak to himself. Quoting prophesies made long ago by the ancients…



"…a shadow shall fall over the lands.. and evil will grow in it's path… and death, will come from the skies…"


Turning from the sight he wanted so desperately not to believe was real, Young David set his gaze to his own men. Some of which, being emotionally and physically drained and seeing what was about to befall them, had sheathed their swords, sat down on the battle stained ground, and accepted their fate. A fate, which Young David did not want to accept, but what looked most likely. Total annihilation.

Others, the more battle hardened and stout of the bunch, including Rommel, Jedi Masta, Wraith 8, STTCT and several others had their swords and shields drawn and were prepared for a fight they all knew they had no chance of winning. They had also had all cast aside their encumbering armor, opting for speed so that they might take as many of the wretched spammish beasts as they could with them.

Finding strength in this, Young David turned once again to the approaching army of darkness. His eyes hardened. With a mixture of sweat and tears now running down his shaking face and hitting the cold hard armor he still bore, Young David clenched his jaw and drew his sword. Raising the hilt of his sword high above his head he took in one last gulp of air before he was to give a call for his men to charge the onslaught of Viper's army -- but then, like a boom of thunder, Rommel gave out a cry.



"Wait!"


Lowering his sword, Young David quickly turned his attention to Rommel.


"We may not be able to wield the TUIW weapon in the fashion for whence it was made, but we can use it!"


Young David furrowed his brow not understanding what Rommel was implying.


"Do you not remember, Young David? Like any weapon forged throughout the ages, the TUIW weapon has a built inclosing mechanism! A , "self destruct", if you will."


Sensing that Young David as well as all his comrades still were not grasping what he was proposing, Rommel quickly elaborated.


"When activated, the closing mechanism causes a small tear in the fabric of space that, quite literally, causes the weapon and anything close enough to it to be sucked into oblivion. On a weapon of such size and immense power as TUIW, the tear would most certainly be of a great size!"


Now grasping what Rommel was saying, Young David eyes brightened and a glint of hope could be seen and he loudly began speaking.

"….We could let the northern army capture the TUIW weapon and then activate the closing device… The army would be sucked in with the weapon! HAH! Rommel I cold kiss you!"

Quickly turning from Rommel, Young David began shouting out orders.


"Everyone! The battle is not yet lost! STTCT and Masta, you two gather the troops and wounded men and get them as far back as you can. Run for the woods! Wraith 8 and Rommel, you two follow me. We must go and position TUIW so that…"

Young Davids order was interrupted by Rommel's all too sober voice.


"I'm afraid you do not yet grasp the entire situation, Young David. TUIW's closing device… cannot be activated from afar."


The slight smile that had crept across Young David's seemed to melt away and the glimmer in his eye was darkened as what Rommel said truly sunk in.

"….One of us must stay behind to close TUIW..." Young David choked out as he stared at Rommel, knowing full well that he intended to be the one staying.


"Take everyone and get out of here while you still can." Rommel stated bluntly as he stared at the ground, not able to look upon his friends faces.



"No!" "There has to be another way!" "We will all stand with you!" "You can't leave us, Rommel! Cried several of the men.



"Do not be fools! Leave me! Years ago, I fought on the other side of a battle much like this. It's time for me to make right and owe up for the things I have done." Cried Rommel.



Young David, his eyes reddened and with tears welling up, knowing there would be no changing Rommel's mind, walked over to his friend and, hugged him.

For that one moment, all seemed quiet.




"…Until we meet again my friend." Rommel softly spoke as he hugged Young David and held the pain in check.



The silence was broke by Wraith 8.



"Sir! The enemy is approaching! If we are to do what we plan, we must go!"



Looking at his friend who was about to sacrifice himself for them, Young David silently nodded then gave the order for them to fall back.

Rommel walked over to TUIW and sat. Waiting.

Two minutes passed and the remaining forces of GeeBeeDee were now a good kilometer from Rommel and the TUIW weapon but they could still clearly see them both on the hill. The dark army was almost upon their friend now.


Seeing that the enemy was scattered quite a bit, Rommel knew that in order for the plan to work he would have to do some fighting before he could start the closing process. He must let the dark forces encircle him for them all to be caught by the closing.

Young David and everyone else looked on as the first wave hit Rommel. He managed to fend them off but he took a hit to the shoulder by one of the spam creatures before he was able to smite it. Young David winced but did not turn away.

Rommel knew he must hold out a little longer. He dropped his shield, picked up another sword and began fighting with two. This worked briefly but there were just to many of them. He was hit again, only this time in the leg with a small axe. He fell to the ground but was still able to keep the beasts back. It was almost time. He need hold just a little longer. He threw his second sword at the enemies and now waved his sword madly around, keeping them at bay. The time was now right. Rommel leapt up, threw himself at the TUIW weapon and flipped open the case, revealing the closing button.

He placed his finger on the button, looked off into the distance at his friends -- then how lowered his head and closed his eyes.

An axe wielding spam beast stood above Rommel and raised his weapon for a final devastating blow.


"Goodbye…" Rommel whispered, as his pressed the close button.





Young David and the rest of the GeeBee army averted their eyes and covered their ears as bright rays of light followed by a bone rattling sound wave spread over the land. The light was so intense that they could not even dare try looking upon what was happening but they could hear the screams of the thousands of evil warriors being torn apart as they were sucked into the closing and could feel great winds sweep across them.


Then all went silent. When they opened their eyes and looked upon where the vast army, the TUIW weapon and Rommel once stood, all that was left was scorched earth and a great crater.


The entire GeeBee army let out a collective sigh. Their friend's noble sacrifice had saved them all. -- Or so they thought…


They could hear a rumbling. One that was seemingly increasing with every second that passed. That's when they saw it. At the crest of the hill, where the dark army had first been spotted, came another, much larger army. The legions of warriors Rommel had taken with him had merely been a fraction of Vipers forces. His sacrifice had been for naught.


An emotionless Young David drew is sword and let it hang by his side.



"It looks like we'll all be joining you and Sherack sooner that I thought, Rommel."

spoke Young David as the armies of spam marched forward.
Boba Rhett is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 06:57 PM   #277
STTCT
Bantha Fodder
 
STTCT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: CA
Posts: 4,608
Hot Topic Starter Forum Veteran 
woohoo! Thanks for including me

Go good guys!
STTCT is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 07:35 PM   #278
Havoc Stryphe
Senior Member
 
Havoc Stryphe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Penn's Woods
Posts: 1,901
Current Game: Mass Effect
Sweet pictures, Wraith! It's like I was really there!

Awesome Chapter, Rhett! First X-wing Guy, next Sherack, then Me, and now Rommel. Surely the death must stop somewhere!


May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be ever at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
And the rain fall softly on your fields
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand
Havoc Stryphe is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 10:37 PM   #279
Clefo
Here In Babylon
 
Clefo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tucson, Arizona
Posts: 2,986
Aside from poor continuity, too many LOTR references, that annoying tendency to BOLD everyone's name, and did I mention that it rip offs LOTR totally? Other than that its Great!


Clefo- Master of Nothing

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
Clefo is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Old 07-12-2002, 10:53 PM   #280
Wraith 5
Master of the Obvious
 
Wraith 5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Hugo, MN
Posts: 1,473
I thought putting in as many LOTR referinces was the whole point???


I don't have to blow up everything
I jusk like to.
Wraith 5 is offline   you may: quote & reply,
Post a new thread. Add a reply to this thread. Indicate all threads in this forum as read. Subscribe to this forum. RSS feed: this forum RSS feed: all forums
Go Back   LucasForums > Network > Empire At War > Community > GalacticBattles.com > Star Wars: Galactic Battlegrounds > Off-Topic Discussion > Legends of the Spam

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:57 AM.

LFNetwork, LLC ©2002-2011 - All rights reserved.
Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.