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Old 07-01-2002, 10:16 PM   #1
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My fantabulous day

8:42: arrive at school and get ignored, like every other day.
9:07: crack a few jokes, get a few laughs.
9:34: people decide it would be nice to be me up. Get pinned to the table and sadistically beaten.
9:44: accidentally close the window on Kevin's head, resulting in my screaming like a girl when Kevin gives chase.
9:46: somehow outrun Kev, but he goes down the other stairs and throws me against the lift, badly bruising my hand
11:00: Will pulls my chair out from under me, resulting in me screaming like a girl, falling to the floor, and getting moved to the front of the class.
12:15: am repeatedly and pointedly told to "shut up" and let Maxine, Tom, Will, Amy and Emma have a very loud conversation, of which I hear every word.
1:04: realise I smell and so spray deodorant on me. Get told by Amy W and Emma that "it smells". I offer to fart and cover it up, but they just look at me strange.
1:07: ask maths teacher if exam results are back and whether we can have them. He shouts "Oh, go away!", so I march out of the classroom, slamming the door. On my way out, I distinctly hear Amy W cheer at me leaving the room. I find my way to a computer and type this.

Well, so much for not caring what people think. Where the hell do they get off? Bunch of ****ers, the lot of them.
Does anyone know what I'm doing wrong? Is everyone REALLY against me? WTF is happening here?


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Old 07-01-2002, 10:31 PM   #2
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Old 07-01-2002, 11:00 PM   #3
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Feral, You shouldnt even give a fuck about those kind of arseholes. I told you already, I was in the same situation when i was your age (more or less). Today i found myself in a group that not only respect me for what i am, but they love me for it. as for my classmates, who still think i'm some weirdo, I dont give a flying f*ck about them. they can all toss onion rings on their dicks and die for all i care. just be yourself, and find people who like you for what you are. dont try to change yourself to be like them, unless that's what you want, and, i doubt you wanna follow a bunch of assholes, cause then you'll just be on their side, picking on some one else...(damn this speech reminds me of "Individualism")


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Old 07-01-2002, 11:35 PM   #4
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Old 07-01-2002, 11:56 PM   #5
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About 5 minutes after I posted that, I found out that I got a level 8 on my maths SAT (i.e. a very good mark). So that put me n something of a better mood.


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Old 07-02-2002, 12:17 AM   #6
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well it shouldnt. i mean, being in a good mood and all is good. but if you say "oh i got a good mark so that whole other issue is behind me" that's just running away from your problem. and next time it will happen you will be sorry that you didnt give more thought to it last time, (cause after thinking about the issue and letting the stress out, the next time that kinda sh*t happens, you'll be less touchy about it)


i dunno if i'm making any sense here, i'm just in a hurry to catch the plane to finland.


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Old 07-02-2002, 01:03 AM   #7
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YOU HAVE A LIFT IN YOUR SCHOOL???

Oh well at least we have...stairs. No It doesn't make me feel better,im gonna cry now,c'ya


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Old 07-02-2002, 01:23 AM   #8
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well it shouldnt. i mean, being in a good mood and all is good. but if you say "oh i got a good mark so that whole other issue is behind me" that's just running away from your problem. and next time it will happen you will be sorry that you didnt give more thought to it last time, (cause after thinking about the issue and letting the stress out, the next time that kinda sh*t happens, you'll be less touchy about it)
hey... ive never though about that... u must b right! Mayb thats because my whole life has been such misery... oh well... damn, ive depressed myself, im gonna go home and cry now...

*goes home and sits on the floor*
*starts crying*
*realizes there is a crying [b]one time guy[b] sitting on the floor crying*
HEY! U STOLE MY CATCHY PHRASE... damn, i should have (tm)d that...



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Old 07-02-2002, 02:09 AM   #9
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Well, it's only a lift for people who can't use the stairs, or people who fake foot injuries and get the key off the caretaker (you need a key to operate it)


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Old 07-02-2002, 03:22 AM   #10
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Old 07-02-2002, 09:20 PM   #11
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we have one set of stairs for teh whole school. it's annoying. but then it's a small school. and feral has to stay in school for another couple of weeks, so that must be annoying.

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Old 07-02-2002, 11:57 PM   #12
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Who have a flight for going up and a flight for going down.
Today, I learnt a very important lesson: Don't call scousers who play rugby for their county and are built like bricks "gay" if you want children.
Essentially, the ball went onto the astro turf, where a guy called Dave Yii was playing. It almost hit his girlfriend, so he pelted the ball in the opposite direction to us, to which I said "Well, that was pretty gay". He came after me, grabbed me by the tie (I couldn't breath), and hit me with a knee to the balls.
My poor 'nads


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Old 07-03-2002, 12:14 AM   #13
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Feral, throw some monkeys om them... If that dosen't work, tell them that you'll bust the whole Lucasarts community, wich is over 60.000 ppls on them. If that dosen't work either, beat the **** out of them. Even if you not are strong, try, you'll fell better. After you've beaten them, you should run. If that's not what you want to do, think like Guybruush does, and I'm sure you'll find out something.


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Old 07-03-2002, 03:04 AM   #14
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Son, there's only one thing those punks will listen to. Squealing! You've got to squeal to every teacher and adult there is!

But then they'll just beat me up again.

Yes....they are a clever bunch....



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Old 07-05-2002, 08:48 AM   #15
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About 5 minutes after I posted that, I found out that I got a level 8 on my maths SAT (i.e. a very good mark). So that put me n something of a better mood.
Me too
Waiting for GCSE results now (Aug 22)

I guess I was just lucky, because I hung around with a group of regular people (unlike myself, a Computer Person) during break-times, and during lesson times I had to make new friends because I was put into the other half of the year.

I chose to make friends with those who enjoyed verbally insulting others; in particular the 'quiet' members of the class. Through the exchange of wisdom, most of the quiet ones developed a voice, which led to a befriendable personality with similar computer tastes, and the ones who remained silent and focused on their work were not ridiculed. Every day a new victim would be chosen, and a new catchphrase was developed, some people even developing nicknames, like "Squid" and "Surd" - although I was not the childish party who invented these foolish names or catchphrase , so now I have geeky friends as well as normal friends, (y'know, the type of people that only do things to impress other people).

Now I have 41 REAL PEOPLE on my MSN list

And Feral: Just hit them back! Or if you're sadistic, target a smaller person than yourself and pick on him to gain popularity (Not a part of MY politics). Get your bigger brother! Or at least THREATEN to get your bigger brother! Or just comment on how these people have to use violence because they're not smart enough to think of anything that's even vaguely insulting, not counting the use of words such as "Wanker" and "Dick Head", you catch the drift.

When you get to Year10, the violence should stop, I don't remember many scenes of violence at my school (except full on fights) and it's the 3rd biggest in the UK!

And remember: People will respect you if you mouth off at the teacher.

(Hey, I don't even try to understand the law, I just enforce it)
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Old 07-06-2002, 01:06 AM   #16
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Me too
Waiting for GCSE results now (Aug 22)
yeah, me too, i'm just glad they're all over.

and feral, i think someone around here said (or was it on your other topic) that if u hit the biggest or leader of the bullies, the others will just back away. also, there is always one out of them all that will keep shouting at you and say all the stuff to you which the other will just agree to but will not come up with anything themselves, just agree with the loudmouth kid. if you knock him down, the rest will shut up and back off. and also, use the power of persuasion, rumour and fright, that always works on idiots like these people.

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Old 07-06-2002, 01:45 AM   #17
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Well, when I beat that guy up ealier today, I noticed that the "leader" (who is actaully one of my best friends, oddly; he's just very loudmouthed and has an inflated ego) actaully let a couple of my usual stupid comments go. I think people respect me more now, and I also feel more confident.


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Old 07-06-2002, 04:10 AM   #18
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Feral, You shouldnt even give a fuck about those kind of arseholes. I told you already, I was in the same situation when i was your age (more or less). Today i found myself in a group that not only respect me for what i am, but they love me for it. as for my classmates, who still think i'm some weirdo, I dont give a flying f*ck about them. they can all toss onion rings on their dicks and die for all i care. just be yourself, and find people who like you for what you are. dont try to change yourself to be like them, unless that's what you want, and, i doubt you wanna follow a bunch of assholes, cause then you'll just be on their side, picking on some one else...(damn this speech reminds me of "Individualism")
Cool...It didnt edit da f word...here is da s word... shit....

Anyways...Life was bad for me at the begginnning of school, then it was good...u just gotta have a lot of self confidence...Then ull get far....If not, ull be treated like monkey shit and believe me...thats not fun... but, hey, why do u get beat up? I usually beat people up(j/k) ....am i making sense?





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Well dont I make sense...eh? eh?





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Old 07-08-2002, 11:43 PM   #20
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Well, when I beat that guy up ealier today, I noticed that the "leader" (who is actaully one of my best friends, oddly; he's just very loudmouthed and has an inflated ego) actaully let a couple of my usual stupid comments go. I think people respect me more now, and I also feel more confident.
see, that's all you needed, to beat someone up, betya felt real good afterwards (well of course you did, you just said it right there) so i hope everything blows over soon (or has it already done that, oh nevermind)

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Old 07-09-2002, 12:11 AM   #21
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ok, Feral....you cant let those ****holes boss you around like that. Either you kick the living **** out of them, OR you develope an attitude where everyone is afraid of you. So for the next day of school, you have youre choice.

8:42- Arrive at school. Get ignored, as usual.
9:10- Crack a few jokes, get a few laughs. Etc.
9:30- People decide it would be nice to beat you up. You take out a tin bat, or belt, or spike bracelet (i prefer the spikes), and KNOCK THEM SENSELESS
9:40- If you hit Kev again, and he starts to chase you...hit him hard in the stomache.
11:00- So Will thinks its funny to pull your chair out from under you, eh? Well if he does it, blow off the teacher, and bloody up Wills face like there isnt a tomorrow.

OR

8:42 - Arrive at school, get ignored, as usual.
9:10 - Crack a few jokes, get a few laughs.
9:30 - People decide to beat you up? Well the trick is to buy a spikey bracelet and when those ****s wanna mess with you, you ****ing wrist them in the chest.
9:40 - Dont let anyone chase you. Stand and wait for whatever beating you have to take. Use that bracelet when necassary.
11:00 - Will is gonna pull that chair out from under you? Well yell your arse of at Will, and then scream at the teacher.
12:15 - Youre left out of the conversation? Well **** that! tell them how you feel!! ie ''Hey, why cant I talk about this too?" if they give you lip, shoot it right back at them.
1:20 - next time you crack a joke and they just stare, look at them straight in the eye and tell them it was a joke. tell it to them like they are babies and cant understand english





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Old 07-09-2002, 12:23 AM   #22
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