The Charge of the Lightsaber Brigade

[Who Knows?]

Star Wars

Episode 3:
The Charge of the Lightsaber Brigade

It is a time of fear, the introduction of the
Galactic Republic clone army has been
a resounding success in reducing the
spam of the naysayers of the Republic.

The need for the Jedi is quickly eroding as
one more clone comes out to help rescue
the house cats from tree limbs and protect
cargo transports.

In the midst of this replacement ,Anakin is
returning to Coruscant from his protection
duty and secret wedding to Padme.

Little does Anakin know, Chancellor
Palpatine has sent spies that have
discovered his secret. The spies are
beginning to move in on Anakin in
hopes of kidnapping him . . .


(scene 1: On board the spies' ship, the two spies Sharm and Dein banter about whose on first, we enter during the middle of the conversation)

Sharm: "I'm asking you, who is on first?"
Dein: "That's the man's name"
Sharm: "That's whose name?"
Dein: "Yes"
Sharm: "Well, go ahead and tell me"
Dein: "Who"
Sharm: "The guy on first"
Dein: "Who"
Sharm: "The first baseman"
Dein: "Who is on first"
Sharm: "Have you got a first baseman on first?"
Dein: "Why certainly"
Sharm: "Well, all I am trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base"
Dein: "Oh, no, no. What is on second base"

(Suddenly Anakin's jedi starfighter appears on their radar, and the two stop)

Sharm: "Ok, is tractor beam set at full power?"
Dein: "Check"
Sharm: "Ok, lets take it slow and easy here we don't want to fried by master sid again."

The spies' ship slows in order to sneak up on the starfighter. Closer and Closer it coasts towards the starfighter. Onboard his starfighter, Anakin senses a disturbance in the force. He immediately turns around and spots the spies' ship drifting towards his. His first instinct is to dive and avoid the coming craft. Little does he know this is just want the spies were hoping he would do( what better way to catch a ship in a tractor beam then to drive him into a direct contact path with it). As the spies' ship comes above the starfighter, it engages its tractor beam catching the small starfighter in its path.

Sharm: "Ok, tractor beam lock complete start reeling him in Dein."
Dein: "Roger, Roger"
Sharm: "You numb skull, I thought I told you no more battle droid talk"
Dein: "Roger, Roger . . .Doh!"

To be Continued

[obi]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Keep it up dude.

[D@rth M@ul]

You lost me at the first paragraph.

[Dissectional]

:ROFL: abbot and costello routine, classic. good job dood. for a moment i thought you guys were making academy wars ep3. but still, that was damn good.

[Darth Talliusc]

so very, very bizaare.... keep it up though i like it.

[Darth Knight]

cool you should write some more so it will be better

[Arkum]

???

where did you get that idea?

o well, keep it up.

[Who Knows?]

Anakin's starfighter was slowly raised into the bay of Sharm and Dein's ship, step by step and inch by inch. With the starfighter fully enclosed in the docking bay the outer door closed trapping the padawan inside.

(hint about this next paragraph think an old child's tale (choppy though it may be) - answer to follow for those the just don't know)
It was dark and quite in this bay of despair. Ani hoped is captures soon would appear. All of a sudden there arose a deep rumble and ani sprang from his chair, that he smacked into the bubble. When what to his roaming eyes should appear but the smooth talking Sharm . . . and a man with a beard.
(The Night Before Christmas)

Anakin hobbled down from his fighter in confusion from his bump and stood before his captures.

(The man with the beard approaches Anakin)

Dein: "My name is Dein and this here (pointing) young paddy is my partner Sharm."
Sharm: "Yes, my buddy and I are from Spyz R Us. We were hired to follow you, and we would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on your recent wedding."
Dein: "Yes, we are looking forward to see the big celebration in the jedi council for you wedding."
Anakin: "Please don't tell them? Marriage is forbidden for a jedi. What do you want from me? Just don't tell on me."
Sharm: "So you are suggesting a business proposition. say a valuable item for our silence yes?"
Anakin: (pleading) "Yes, please you can take my lightsaber: it slices, it dices, it even cuts julienne fries. I'll just invent and excuse as to how I lost another lightsaber, I've lost so many they'll accept it."
Sharm: "I must say that is very tempting."
Dein: "Yes, yes you know how to build them too, right? So you can build another one so we can both have them, and then we can duel each other. . ."
Sharm: "Dein! Do we really need to be hacking at each other with deadly weapons?"
Dein: "Uhhh . . ., ok you got a point one is enough."
Sharm: "Ok, its a deal you give us your lightsaber and we'll keep you little secret from the Jedi Council, but you still have to see the big boss."

To Be Continued

[-[MotU]-Lyger|=-]

ummm i dont see any recognizable names there.