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Old 08-08-2002, 08:40 PM   #1
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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side ... it'll be a hoot."

You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the Cantina scene.

You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

If you hear ... "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle."



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Old 08-09-2002, 08:38 AM   #2
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This is probably just about as old as Star Wars itself ^_^" well just a bit younger lol.
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Old 08-09-2002, 10:34 AM   #3
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*looks at broken keyboard from pounding on the desk* MAN that is funny


If I thought of a good sig that would be weird, so I won't bother trying.

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone.
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