Scientist: Can we have your word?
Max: Sure, but my word is uncsious so you won't be using very often.
Sam: I'll bet you can't make flames shoot out of your butt.
Flambť: Get lost.
Officer: Hey! You Bozos can't park here! What are you...NUTS?
Max: He is. It's okay Mr. Cop, we're Sam and Max Freelance Police.
Officer: Police, yeah, where are your badges, lumpy?
Max: Badges?! We don't need no--
Sam: I've gotta get this little one back to his padded playpen! Bye now!
Sam: Max, is that motorcycle still rattling around under there?
Max: Uh, I think it's mostly gone now.
Sam: Good! Now get back in your car seat before you fall out the window.
Max: Immense arsenal, teh, thatís funny.
Sam: What does my arsenal look big in these pants?
"Some people think outside the box, I didn't even know there was a box!"