Heh. I'm not offended. If it will make you feel better, I'll tell you what I can remember of my CD: It had the first 2 MI games on it, as well as the dodgy CMI demo that always crashed my computer; the launcher program had a picture of Guybrush in the ocean riding the bumper car, from the start of CMI (I think, this memory is pretty vague); the launcher made monkey shrieking noises when you started it and when you selected a game (I'm more certain of that); the actual CD had fairly sparse cover art, with the Monkey Island Madness logo written on a scratchy scroll type thing along it. That's pretty much all I can remember. My recollections of the packaging and documentation (was there any?) have been lost in time like tears in the rain.
If that makes you feel any better
I'm using Windows 98; my sound card is a bit unstable, but it's a Forte Media FM801 (I think!!).