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Old 08-24-2002, 01:40 AM   #41
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106: you reply to this thread
107: you try to skip up to 150


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Old 08-24-2002, 01:40 AM   #42
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108. You try and act intelligent on an internet message board, but only raise the point that you think these topics are important and some bother you.
109. You use this avatar:
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Old 08-24-2002, 01:42 AM   #43
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410. You actually want this to reach a total of 500.
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Old 08-24-2002, 01:45 AM   #44
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This is pointless. Just close the thread. No good can come from this.



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Old 08-24-2002, 01:57 AM   #45
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today a user named "whore" was on our server BFCarnage.com 1.04 and he kept saying you guys cheat. ..

so.. today i would say your a noob if you say "you guys are cheating." or accusing anyone of cheating in general. in the times that i have played i have yet to see a cheat.

he did this for about 6 times then i said .. thats it. and "admin-silenced" him. he didnt like that as he left about 1 minute later.

to annoy him i also told him that we where all cheating except him.
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Old 08-24-2002, 02:30 AM   #46
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everyone knows that only Aeroshift cheats him and his cogs *sigh*
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Old 08-24-2002, 03:47 AM   #47
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amazing

100 different ways to be a jackass

gotta take notes


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Old 08-24-2002, 03:55 AM   #48
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Old 08-24-2002, 04:02 AM   #49
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yeah...

those things annoy me to no end. Damn VB programmers
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Old 08-24-2002, 06:13 AM   #50
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wth? continue this thread. it's entertaining.


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Old 08-24-2002, 11:47 AM   #51
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108: If you don't keep track of the numbers
109: you don't like this thread
110: you aren't part of the [JHQ]clan
111: you've never visited and read the articles at http://jkhq.ath.cx


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Old 08-24-2002, 12:27 PM   #52
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your a noob if you think that luke is anakins son hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah


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Old 08-24-2002, 12:49 PM   #53
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112. If you think your saber-only clan means **** to anyone, because it doesn't.

113. If you whine about guns, ever, you are an extreme newb.


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Old 08-24-2002, 02:04 PM   #54
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114. you don't know how to get banned from twl
115. you don't know how to bypass a twl ban


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Old 08-24-2002, 02:08 PM   #55
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116. you played jk2 to get in the ff saber 1 vs 1 top 25 on twl.


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Old 08-24-2002, 02:23 PM   #56
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117. you post new reply, although you know you could edit your previous msg, lol.


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Old 08-24-2002, 07:01 PM   #57
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118 You wonder why yoda is so big in the game



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Old 08-24-2002, 07:20 PM   #58
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119. No one knows how to scale using JediMod
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Old 08-24-2002, 08:18 PM   #59
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120. Your name is Aoshi for disbelief on how much better other players are than yourself.


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Old 08-24-2002, 09:18 PM   #60
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120.5) BAHAHAHA HE CHANGED HIS AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG WHAT A MORON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. guess you takes things said on this message board more seriously then you think you do eh? moron...

edit: bah fine happy now?


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Old 08-24-2002, 09:29 PM   #61
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121. you directly flame someone without putting it in the form of being one of the 500 different ways to be a n00b, which in itself qualifies you as one.



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Old 08-24-2002, 10:31 PM   #62
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122. you don't know what noob means.


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Old 08-24-2002, 10:36 PM   #63
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123) you post the same reason 3 times.


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Old 08-24-2002, 10:54 PM   #64
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124. See previous posts by me.


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Old 08-25-2002, 12:42 AM   #65
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125 You think that you have to use the light stance with a blue saber, the yellow stance with a yellow saber, and the heavy stance with a red saber



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Old 08-25-2002, 02:01 AM   #66
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999. You thought that "Kurgan" was some wrestler.
1000. You troll forum threads, more often than you play the @#$@#$ game...

Heh. Sorry for the sarcasm. Can't we all just get along? ; )
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Old 08-25-2002, 02:42 AM   #67
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126. You actually get insulted when someone calls you a newb rather than laugh about it.
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Old 08-25-2002, 08:09 AM   #68
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eehm.... eere were we

if u are in clan RED_
if you get pissed caus everybody is killingyou so you start chat killing people
if you kick all the time


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Old 08-25-2002, 11:39 AM   #69
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Can't we all just get along? ; )

Man, that would be boring?


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Old 08-25-2002, 03:16 PM   #70
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This is pointless. Just close the thread. No good can come from this.



P.S. I'm sorry admins, I know I didnt do alot of the damage but I sure didnt help.

a lot of threads in the valley of the jedi are pointless, at least this one adds some humour to lucasforums...something there is very little of...is humour so bad?


127. you try to boost this thread along in post numbers to way over what we should be (STOP DOING THAT PEOPLE )


128. You want this thread closed


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Old 08-25-2002, 04:35 PM   #71
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129) if you don't know what a bbs is when your in a forum

130) if you don't know what 1337 means
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Old 08-25-2002, 06:30 PM   #72
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Old 08-26-2002, 12:44 AM   #73
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198) You stand at a ledge and wonder whats down there (3 seconds later) your hand are off the consel and you start flying and hit the bottem (what a way to find out whats down there) next time your not look think about running your ass off so you dont die


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Old 08-26-2002, 12:47 AM   #74
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tank god im not one of them


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Old 08-26-2002, 12:50 AM   #75
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199) You jump off a ledge and fall and you wonder why you died


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Old 08-26-2002, 03:27 AM   #76
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200) You wonder what the color red is.

201) You have no idea why everyone is running around in Kyle skins.

202) You can't tell a difference between a skin and a model.

203) You don't know what a Console is.

204) You never heard of http://www.jediknightii.net before.
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Old 08-26-2002, 12:27 PM   #77
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Old 08-26-2002, 01:39 PM   #78
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Old 08-26-2002, 02:03 PM   #79
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heh heh heh! This is fun!


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Old 08-26-2002, 02:05 PM   #80
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140. you ask about hp in a subtle way.
"Say, gave you a hard fight, did I?"
"Man, my last attack must have hurt!"
"The angle of my dangle is not in proportion with the heat of my meat"..... oops, that last one wasn't supposed to be there.


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