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Old 08-26-2002, 04:29 PM   #81
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142. Your name is Tyrion

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Old 08-26-2002, 09:07 PM   #82
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142. You have no idea what warcraft iii is (how that affects jk2 i'm not sure but it does) and you have never visited http://wc3.ogresnet.com - The Newest, Bestest Warcraft III Site On The 'Net!


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Old 08-26-2002, 09:10 PM   #83
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143. You get excited about being promoted to "Sith probe droid"


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Old 08-26-2002, 11:11 PM   #84
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144. You are excited to be...umm...whats that first rank called?


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Old 08-27-2002, 02:08 AM   #85
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144. You are excited to be...umm...whats that first rank called?
: cough: .....bontha fodder....


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Old 08-27-2002, 02:23 PM   #86
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145. If you constantly insult and flame people, and finally gets banned for it.


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Old 08-29-2002, 12:27 AM   #87
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oooh, i thought of one

146: you go around saying things such as:

Where shall my blood be spilled?
My life for narzul

why would you SAY a thing like that...stupid acolytes in warcraft 3, lol......how does it affect jk2...i'm not sure...but....it does, that's how


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Old 08-29-2002, 02:41 AM   #88
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Against my better judgement, I have to ask: what's a cog?
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Old 08-29-2002, 10:27 AM   #89
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oooh, i thought of one

146: you go around saying things such as:

Where shall my blood be spilled?
My life for narzul

why would you SAY a thing like that...stupid acolytes in warcraft 3, lol......how does it affect jk2...i'm not sure...but....it does, that's how
The acolytes were meant to be not very smart (notice my sig(an acolyte says that(except for yob yob(but thats cause im an ewok)))).


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Old 08-29-2002, 12:21 PM   #90
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147: You post for the very first time.
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Old 08-29-2002, 02:37 PM   #91
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A cog is where you get "dukers" from.



148. If you think I'm serious in this post
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Old 08-29-2002, 05:28 PM   #92
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149- you ask "how do I make a Mod?"

150- you think sports are stupid and games are all that matters

151- You think that owning a 5 speed makes you a racer

152- You think I'm talking about a bicycle in 151

153- You play so many games you start using forums speak in everyday life

154- You like tea more then coffee

156- you think drinking a beer is exciting!

157- You think you would have made a good Jedi in Real Life

158- you think 9/11 was justified


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Old 08-29-2002, 11:00 PM   #93
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159. You come into a reduced-force server and say "Haha, bye kids" if they have anything in light/dark side turned on.

160. In Bespin CTF, you go to the other teams flag and get pulled off the platform, over and over and over again.

161. Instead of securing the aforementioned enemy flag by killing the puller first, you say "Stupid n00b lamer a55fighter"

162. In the Yavin CTF map, you use the nifty trick to go "way up in the air" in the middle courtyard, to play keep away with the flag.

163. You call a vote to kick the guy you keep losing to.

164. You go to a NF server and accuse people of pushing you.

165. You wonder why you're lagging so much and you keep whining about it, even though you're a 56Ker on AOL, which should be self-explanatory.

166. You complain about people with pings over 200.


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Old 08-30-2002, 12:33 AM   #94
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167. you call the first rank bontha fodder instead of bantha fodder

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Old 08-30-2002, 12:53 AM   #95
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168: You didn't know there was a saber in the game until you acticdently scrolled the mouse wheel



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Old 08-30-2002, 01:13 AM   #96
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169. You get pissed when someone activates the compactor in the DeathStar map when you just want to retrieve the Rocket and Bacta... and that person was STANDING AT THE BUTTON!

170. You keep going for the shield power up in the compactor in the Hideout map and don't understand why you sometimes get killed.

171. You call someone who uses Mind_Trick with a DFA or Lunge a cheater because you didn't put 2 points in Seeing!

172. You die from a STUN BATON! LOL!


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Old 08-30-2002, 01:19 AM   #97
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Old 09-01-2002, 04:34 PM   #98
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First of all, using this thread as a way of flaming other forum members is completely ridiculous to say the least....

Now, since n00b is more or less the same as "idiot" these days, here is a type of "idiot" that I have grown to despise:

174. You try to kick all the time because you think you'll be accepted as leet if you fly around like a moron, desperately trying to kick some poor guy.

175. You actually manage to kick someone to death, and think it's an indicator of your awesome skill to do so.


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Old 09-01-2002, 05:58 PM   #99
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176. You speak danish. (im from sweden, so...)

No, serious...

176. You get killed by homing missiles, since "they are impossible to escape from".

177. You keep trying to kill your teammates in Team FFA or CTF.

178. You try to find your own lightsaber in Jedi Master games.

179. You use BS, "because its overpowered and very effective!"
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Old 09-02-2002, 02:17 AM   #100
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LOL danm i didnt know this many people dont have lives....


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Old 09-02-2002, 03:40 AM   #101
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180: You make fun of Danish people even though you are from Sweden yourself!

(It's like...a headless guy laughing at a blind man for bumping into a wall...Oh, the irony! )


181: You start every duel with telling your opponent: "No backstab, no throwing, no kicks, no pull, no uppercut, no fast stance, no DFA'ing, no lightning, no hitting after saber locks, no drain....ok?

182: You take it personally whenever someone beats you and start taunting him with "n00b-this, n00b that" for the rest of the game.

183: If you manage to kill the "n00b in 182", you put out your saber, find a dark corner and start typing an essay about how he sucks big time and got totally owned by your l337 skills...gloating over the victory.

184: If someone finds you typing saber down in the dark corner and kills you and messes up the essay you were wrinting, you go into a horrible state of mind: The Newbie Rage.
The Nebwie Rage might last for hours untill you suddenly start weeping uncontrollably like a little baby and disconnect.


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Old 09-02-2002, 05:16 AM   #102
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185. You ban me from your server and call me a cheater for winning 3 games in a row.
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Old 09-03-2002, 03:05 AM   #103
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186. You ban me from your forums and call me a troll for saying stfu n00b 3 times in a row.
187. You use this avatar:
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Old 09-03-2002, 03:31 AM   #104
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188. You can't cope with being banned for being an @$$.


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Old 09-03-2002, 04:45 AM   #105
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LOL danm i didnt know this many people dont have lives....
And damn I didnt know how long it takes for some people to figure that out..

er...it went out the wrong way..



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Old 09-03-2002, 08:15 AM   #106
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189. You create new user names over and over again and still manage to get banned.

190. You play on jk2 servers under the name "Boycot jk2.net forums"

191. You feel everyone on jk2.net forums is a n00b, yet continue to come here.


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Old 09-03-2002, 01:12 PM   #107
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Old 09-04-2002, 02:05 AM   #108
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190. You post a reply to a thread and click "New Thread" instead of "Post Reply" and end up with a totally meaningless thread in the middle of the Multiplayer Strategy forum. (for an example, click here: http://www.lucasforums.com/showthrea...threadid=77400)

191. You start a "500 ways ..." thread instead of a more manageble "250 ways ..." as a beta test (will we *ever* get there!?)

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Old 09-04-2002, 06:26 AM   #109
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Old 09-05-2002, 04:06 AM   #110
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192. You get bested by a bot
193. you go around saying "I owned you" when it took 5 people to take the person down


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Old 09-05-2002, 04:24 AM   #111
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194. You get pissed off when "Rebel" and "TK-247" don't answer you when you ask them a question
195. You fall into an abyss when dueling with another player
196. you keep sabering the ground or a wall while your teammate is running for his life with the flag


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Old 09-06-2002, 01:36 AM   #112
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197. When your opponent kills u and u say "How did that happen?"
198. U say wait cuz u need to scratch
199. your name is jedi spy
!!!200!!! Idont know i jus wanted to make 200 heh heh heh



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Old 09-06-2002, 01:40 AM   #113
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Oh i got one for 200

!!!200!!! your opponents name i obi wan and u say "whys ur name obi wan??? your skin is kyle??




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Old 09-06-2002, 11:08 AM   #114
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199. your name is jedi spy
!!!200!!! Idont know i jus wanted to make 200 heh heh heh
Obsessed duel for money?
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201. You obsess over someone for calling you a newbie on a forum

202. You think people can't spell when they say 'Newby' instead of 'Newbie'

203. You ask how to 'GO REAL FAST' and dont understand why when u are back in windows after taking his advice of 'alt-f4 '

204. Your a mod on this forum and threaten to ban someone because you think they are trying to impersonate you just because they use the name spy

205. You want to become a mod on this forum because you think u will get alot of respect
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206. You start testing Promod with 8 bots. Suddenly you decide that it would be much cooler to duel, so you switch the game type, set wins to 5, lose the first round and end up stuck in "spectator mode" for half an hour trying desperately to kick the bots


Got Honourz? Great.. I hope you choke on it!

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206. You start testing Promod with 8 bots. Suddenly you decide that it would be much cooler to duel, so you switch the game type, set wins to 5, lose the first round and end up stuck in "spectator mode" for half an hour trying desperately to kick the bots


HAHA!! That is some funny Sh!t!!



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Old 09-06-2002, 12:32 PM   #118
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207: Every duel you lose is because you lagged

208: You think because you own at Duels you are the greatest Jedi ever! Even if you struggle for points in every FFA and CTF you play.

209: You complain that sniping is cheating

210: You are more dangerous to yourself then you are to others when armed with a missle launcher

211: You are making an american idol skin pack for JKII


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Old 09-07-2002, 01:19 AM   #119
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212: In a cheat-enabled server, you lag the game by spawning 5000 stormtroopers.
213: You keep trying to do the heavy jump attack over and over even though the other guy obviously knows what you're doing because he just killed you.
214: You make a crappy-looking skin and make everyone on your server have to download it.


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Old 09-07-2002, 07:11 AM   #120
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You think people have really fast reflexes when they "turn" absorb on everytime you try to lightning them.

216. You wonder why people can see you when mind trick is on.


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