Crime Suspects of the Land of the Dead
Stolen from Police Chief Bogen's desk are the Criminal Records of some familiar faces of the Land of the Dead...
Criminal Act: Popping up a lot just to talk to you with his annoying voice.
Possible Sentance: 50 years boring service
Criminal Act: Falling into the Sea of Lament at least once a year, thus polluting the waters with a bit of bone marrow.
Possible Sentance: 2 minutes swim time
Criminal Act: Printing fake betting stubs
Possible Sentance: No evidence found. Apparantley there was no trace of a printer...
Criminal Act: Biting people
Possible Sentance: Bed with no supper
Criminal Act: Helping Crime Boss Hector LeMans, taking innocent people hostage, stealing a sub, growing mutilated ravens, etc, etc
Possible Sentance: His mangled body was found at the bottom of the sea
Criminal Act: Taking over the City of El Marrow, murder of Don Copal (And also 50,000 other civilians)
Possible Sentance: Life... if he was still alive. That's both ways, by the way.
Criminal Act: Mugging of a Limones, Salvador
Possible Sentance: Only some community service... and a pillow for her flower-covered head
Criminal Act: Hitting customers
Possible Sentance: 8 years
Criminal Act: Murder
Possible Sentance: Life. Unfortunately, he got away on the Number Nine train...
Any more possible Criminal Records for GF characters?