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Old 09-14-2002, 02:47 PM   #1
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Exclamation The First Annual Swamp Party

Hey swampies!

To celebrate how great everyone here is i have arranged a big budget party for all the swampies.


This is the place i have hired.

Make sure you look smart. anyone dressed like riff-raff will be thrown out by yours trully

There is an inexaustable supply of alcoholic beverages which will be served my monkey butlers in tuxedo's. They will also serve fanta for tyrion as i'm sure whatever crazy country he is from doesnt let 12 year olds drink.

Anyone fighting with other guests or abusing the monkey butlers will also be ejected

Oh yeah and please dont throw up on the carpet or ill lose my deposit


Disclaimer: This party is not a celebration of my 1000th post and is in fact not at all related to my post count therefore it shouldnt be closed. This party is just in honour of how cool the swampies (and mods ) are

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Old 09-14-2002, 02:50 PM   #2
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awwwwwwwwwwwww you rememebered me especially...

*gets a beer anyway*

Nice party...*pets monkey,monkey tries to eat hand,Tyrions gets out his lightsaber and they have a duel on the stage,with the crowd yelling*




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Old 09-14-2002, 02:52 PM   #3
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Yo!

Wheres the party at?!

What kind of music will be played?! Hopefully some sort of Rap!!

Well, I hope that I can come to the party!

Congrats on the subject that this thread has nothing to do with!!

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Old 09-14-2002, 02:54 PM   #4
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Old 09-14-2002, 02:54 PM   #5
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*sits in corner of room, lights up pipe. *


*watches Rhett walk around yoinking people out of their seats*

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*Watches groovy roll around in wheel chair*

*watches SivyB talk to Nasty*

*Watchs Canoli bust through door, along side SPY and Bill,dressed in police uniforms, and procedes to arrest everyone they can, then shuts down party*

*carefully slips out of back door unnoticed*




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Old 09-14-2002, 02:56 PM   #6
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Hey wait a minute, this isnt the gun club meeting?

*grabs obi*
where you going?

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Old 09-14-2002, 03:06 PM   #7
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grats nasty

<joins party>



howcome i cant get a pic in my sig


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the fact ur reading this ... is probably an effect of the hallucinogenic drugs u've just taken

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Old 09-14-2002, 03:11 PM   #8
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YAY!! A party! I love parties. Congrats on 1,000.



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Old 09-14-2002, 03:16 PM   #9
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is it a new fad these days to make some big thread when you reach 1000 posts? And then in the thread completely change the topic so that it doesnt get locked for being a "yey ive reached 1000 posts" thread...


like woah
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Old 09-14-2002, 03:18 PM   #10
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Originally posted by Darth Clem
grats nasty

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howcome i cant get a pic in my sig
i have explained this about 4 times now

Quote:
its cos its not really a sig

its actually a part of the message

your arnt allowed a picture in your sig but you are allowed as many pictures in your message as you want
a sig is just something added at the bottom of your message

so i just paste my sig into my message myself

any way back to the party

tyrion i wouldn't attack the monkeys if i were you

they are trained in 6 different forums of unarmed martial arts and are profficient with a variety of assualt rifles (which i have stashed incase things get heated )
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Old 09-14-2002, 03:18 PM   #11
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is it a new fad these days to make some big thread when you reach 1000 posts? And then in the thread completely change the topic so that it doesnt get locked for being a "yey ive reached 1000 posts" thread...

ok, you just got done doing the same damned thing........




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Old 09-14-2002, 03:19 PM   #12
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ok, you just got done doing the same damned thing........
it was a parody thread.


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Old 09-14-2002, 03:20 PM   #13
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Originally posted by XERXES
is it a new fad these days to make some big thread when you reach 1000 posts? And then in the thread completely change the topic so that it doesnt get locked for being a "yey ive reached 1000 posts" thread...
who said anything about 1000 posts?

certainly not me

the topic or the post have not been changed

you are just jumping to conclusions

this is a party dedicated to how cool the swampies and the mods are
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Old 09-14-2002, 03:22 PM   #14
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Disclaimer: This party is not a celebration of my 1000th post and is in fact not at all related to my post count therefore it shouldnt be closed. This party is just in honour of how cool the swampies (and mods ) are
you are bringing attention to the fact that you made 1000 posts....


like woah
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Old 09-14-2002, 03:24 PM   #15
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its not worth hiding it ... least this got a proper theme


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Old 09-14-2002, 03:27 PM   #16
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If this party isnt about 1000 posts...
*looks up at 1,000 post banner*


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Old 09-14-2002, 03:30 PM   #17
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you are bringing attention to the fact that you made 1000 posts....
no i was tryna disassociate this thread from that fact.

i wanted to make sure that the mods didnt get confused and think this was a thread dedicated to my post count

i wasnt bringing attention to it i put it in small text at the bottom

anyway your the one who keeps bringing it up.

just enjoy the party mister
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Old 09-14-2002, 03:32 PM   #18
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Originally posted by gorganfloss
If this party isnt about 1000 posts...
*looks up at 1,000 post banner*
errr how did that get up there?

ok own up. which one of you swampies did that?

monkey butlers! i command you to remove that banner!
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Old 09-14-2002, 03:48 PM   #19
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wow a party, woo hoo

*starts dancing*

*there's no music*

*sits back down again*
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Old 09-14-2002, 03:54 PM   #20
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Fun party.


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Old 09-14-2002, 03:56 PM   #21
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hey! who let rhett in?!



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Old 09-14-2002, 03:57 PM   #22
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Butler monkeys, probably.
Too stupid for their own good.


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Old 09-14-2002, 05:10 PM   #23
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*collapses in corner totally drunk* hic

*starts singing*

congratulations and celebrations, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah



who turned the lights out?


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Old 09-14-2002, 05:11 PM   #24
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*collapses in corner totally drunk* hic

*starts singing*

congratulations and celebrations, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah



who turned the lights out?
*Spikes LeXX's drink*

*Drags LeXX to backroom*






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Old 09-14-2002, 05:34 PM   #25
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Quote:
Originally posted by obi-wan13
*sits in corner of room, lights up pipe. *


*watches Rhett walk around yoinking people out of their seats*

*Watches Tyrion juggle cans of spam*

*Watches groovy roll around in wheel chair*

*watches SivyB talk to Nasty*

*Watchs Canoli bust through door, along side SPY and Bill,dressed in police uniforms, and procedes to arrest everyone they can, then shuts down party*

*carefully slips out of back door unnoticed*
Once again the great Gandalf succeeds in giveing me a good laugh! Thanks pal!
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Old 09-14-2002, 05:35 PM   #26
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*Cathches Tyrion dragging leXX*

*Steps to the side and out comes the bouncer apes that are trained how to beat people up and then throw them out*

*Tyrion then drops leXX and runs for the door only to get dropped kicked by one of the Monkey buttlers*

*Then he gets dragged to a seat were everyone can throw pies at him and shoot him with a paintball!*

*The ape then carry's leXX to a couch were she can sleep*

*Then he grabs her keys so that she can't drive home drunk*

*Everyone is having fun shooting at Tyrion*

*I yell out*

Everyone shoot him up while he is still unconciouse!

*Then I get a bucket of water and stick his hand in in the bucket*




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Old 09-14-2002, 05:36 PM   #27
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrion


*Spikes LeXX's drink*

*Drags LeXX to backroom*



*is still consious enough to knee Tyrion in the *cough*





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Old 09-14-2002, 05:38 PM   #28
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*Cathches Tyrion dragging leXX*

*Steps to the side and out comes the bouncer apes that are trained how to beat people up and then throw them out*

*Tyrion then drops leXX and runs for the door only to get dropped kicked by one of the Monkey buttlers*

*Then he gets dragged to a seat were everyone can throw pies at him and shoot him with a paintball!*

*The ape then carry's leXX to a couch were she can sleep*

*Then he grabs her keys so that she can't drive home drunk*

*Everyone is having fun shooting at Tyrion*

*I yell out*

Everyone shoot him up while he is still unconciouse!

*Then I get a bucket of water and stick his hand in in the bucket*




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Old 09-14-2002, 05:47 PM   #29
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*Then comes out of the shadows,revealing that the other nTyrion was a clone,and kisses Lexx*




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Old 09-14-2002, 05:57 PM   #30
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this party's getting a bit rowdy,
maybe it time to play musical chairs
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Old 09-14-2002, 06:02 PM   #31
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*leXX gets the restraining order papers*

*Gandalf warns Tyrion about his internet advances towards leXX,and that it is against the rules to stalk someone.*






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Old 09-14-2002, 06:07 PM   #32
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you see that's why he was only suppose to have fanta,

12 year-old kids can't handle alcohol

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Old 09-14-2002, 06:14 PM   #33
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<drags lexx to her own bed>

<leaves her there alone>

<wanders off to his own bed>

<goes to bed>


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Old 09-14-2002, 06:16 PM   #34
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thats no party until theres a food fight, so i'll get it started and through a big hunk of ham at someones head.


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I R PARTY ANIMAL?

WHO WANT TO DANCE W/ME

I AM BEST DANCER IN SCOTLAND!!
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*falls over laughing at Spys attempt at dancing*
*gets ham thrown at head*
Ow...


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Old 09-14-2002, 08:03 PM   #37
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hehe this party is getting out of hand

food fights are against the rules! (unless you take it out into the carpark)

and from now on tyrion is allowed nothing but cold coffee for the rest of the evening. If anyone catches him with anything else the monkey butlers will hand him over to the feds for his underage drinking and attempted kidknapping offences.
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Old 09-14-2002, 08:15 PM   #38
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I know...Tyrion, underage drinking is strictly prohibited...if I catch you I tell ya the hitman will not be pleased...

*is 16, and sits quietly in the corning sipping vodka, getting very tipsy*

*all look and stare at him*

...what?


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Old 09-14-2002, 08:19 PM   #39
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ok it's time to play pin the tail on the donkey





well this will have to do
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*is 16, and sits quietly in the corning sipping vodka, getting very tipsy*

*all look and stare at him*

...what?
I'm gonna turn a blind eye to that. as long as you dont go mad and start tryna kidnap people (and/or monkeys) and trying to drag them to your room.

BTW congrats on your 1000 SivyB! did you reach yours today as well?

i see you are also a jedi master. does that mean that like me, you are struggling to think of a custom title?
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