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Old 10-19-2002, 10:43 PM   #1
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Top ten ways to tell if your son is a Jedi.

You son is a Jedi if...

10. You notice your son gets a breathing problem and wears a black mask to help.


9. Anytime you tell him to clean his room it gets clean before he goes up there.


8. You seem to have a asthma attack when ever he gets mad(Grip).

7. You find slash marks in the wall.



6.He never has a paper cut for more than a hour.




5. His teacher is Luke Skywalker


4. You find a light saber in his room


3. He says there is a disturbance in the force when someone touches his PS2, Gamecube, and/or Xbox.


2. You can never punish him even if you want to.


1. When he comes down in the morning he turns on his lightsaber and says "Hi dad I am off to the Jedi Academy"



If you got any better ones let me know


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Old 10-19-2002, 10:45 PM   #2
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#11. You always seem to buy him everything he wants, and you're always out of money and all you can remember is him waving his hand around.


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Old 10-19-2002, 10:46 PM   #3
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I am putting the finals on my website.


Just because I don't know something doesn't mean I'm stupid. It means you failed to tell me.
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Old 10-19-2002, 11:17 PM   #4
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# 12.....you were planning on telling him something, you forgot what that was and he told you what you were going to tell him........think about that for a while......

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Old 10-20-2002, 12:58 AM   #5
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13. You wonnder why he is the star basketball player at school (jump) and why he is #1 on the track team (speed)


14. You wonder why he throws a boomerrang all day (throw)

15. When you try to surprise him you fall down on the ground (push)

16.Your son constantly meditates
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Old 10-20-2002, 01:07 AM   #6
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17. He can jump start a dead car with his hand (Lightning)
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Old 10-20-2002, 01:20 AM   #7
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18. He is not affected by electricity (absorb)

19. you try to punish your child with fists but it only hurts you (protect)

20.He can get angry and turn red and beat you up really bad (Rage)
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Old 10-20-2002, 01:24 AM   #8
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21. You can never get him red handed. Almost like he can see you through walls (seeing).


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Old 10-20-2002, 08:41 AM   #9
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22. You contastantly see little big eared green midgits leave his room. (yoda)
23. When he is tells you he's going out he says, "Leaving am I, come back will I, promise you I can!"


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Old 10-20-2002, 09:00 AM   #10
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you always eat things that only he likes.

you find blueprints of a lightsaber in his room

when you sit on the couch, you sometimes fly away, and your son goes sitting there.

all i can think of



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Old 10-20-2002, 10:34 AM   #11
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27. Contsantly chops up hands to get a robotic ones like luke
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Old 10-20-2002, 10:38 AM   #12
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he never loses when playing Jedi Outcast.


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Old 10-20-2002, 10:45 AM   #13
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You see him wall walk all across the livingroom.

You keep hearing that buzzing noise.

He's having little green man with pointy ears as friends.

etc...


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Old 10-20-2002, 10:46 AM   #14
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28. He always does things before you say them
29. He always gets good grades (Mind tricks his teachers)
30. He knows how much money you have

All i can think of

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Old 10-20-2002, 10:53 AM   #15
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Originally posted by mima kake
He's having little green man with pointy ears as friends.
i do




he can speak too!
he says i'm a jedi master


no really!

he was 10 Euro, and if i don't give him food, he beeps at me



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Old 10-20-2002, 12:33 PM   #16
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this should be numero uno! HE TELLS YOU! end of story!


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Old 10-20-2002, 02:23 PM   #17
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His dog floats in the air.


Last.FM - Ow, give up the funk
Let the truth of love be lighted
Let the love of truth shine clear
Sensibility
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Old 10-20-2002, 02:59 PM   #18
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31. He enjoys staring at shapely girls (seeing)
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Old 10-20-2002, 03:37 PM   #19
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31. He enjoys staring at shapely girls (seeing)
So every single male over the age of 11 is a jedi?



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Old 10-20-2002, 04:14 PM   #20
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So a 5 year old can do it he not care as much but he can do it
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Old 10-20-2002, 04:52 PM   #21
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#whatever, when he says hes going to drive to the mall you here a loud engine roar followed by blaster shots (jedi starfighter)


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Old 10-20-2002, 06:11 PM   #22
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Put a motorbike helmet on his head with the visor down and then proceed to shoot him

if he's a Jedi then he will block your shots with his lightsabre!


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Old 10-20-2002, 06:17 PM   #23
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An old guy in a black cloak follows him around saying he will be a powerful ally.


Nobodys prefect perfect
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Old 10-20-2002, 11:14 PM   #24
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#??: He tells you he will be the most powerful Jedi ever, but he fears of losing you.

#??x2: Your food floats to you after he waves at you.

#??x3: He can never be hit in dodgeball(speed, Jedi Reflexes)

#??x4: Every hot girl wants to date him, regardless of his looks. (Persuastion)

#??x5: He can play every sport, and be the best of the best. (speed)

#??x6: Girls in school are seen running through school without shirts on (force pull) (This will make more sense to those who have seen the parody film American Jedi)

Beer is the path to the dark side. Beer leads to intoxication. Intoxication leads to hangovers. Hangovers lead to sobering.


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Old 10-21-2002, 01:45 AM   #25
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Beer is the path to the dark side. Beer leads to intoxication. Intoxication leads to hangovers. Hangovers lead to sobering.
That was funny


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Old 10-25-2002, 06:59 PM   #26
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- He continuiously gets into rumbles with gang members in town on friday and saturday nights, but never gets hurt. [Nar Shaddaa missions in JK and JO]

- Whenever a bully tries to beat up your son, the bully gets all the damage. [absorb]

- When ever he seeks out revenge, he always ends up saving the galaxy and getting the girl.


Remember the breeze across your face
Remember the swaying sleeves in the wind
Remember the grains of sand beneath your feet
between your toes
Remember the freedom in the never ending waves

Remember I'll be at the beach.


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Old 10-25-2002, 09:10 PM   #27
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-you wear a helmet from all the times you have been hit in the head by things he is floating around.

-he floats down the stairs

-he can beat u up by lookin at ya.


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