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Old 10-06-2002, 10:16 PM   #1
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I return with a rant, for I am bored as hell and pissed off.

**EDITED: I don't like Avril. ** (by Ike)

Then break it off and beat her with the rest of it.
(Thank you, George Carlin)

First of all, her music sucks. She's a female version of Blink 182... Except Blink 182 didn't start as sellouts...

She can't sing, she plays guitar at about my level (GO POWER CHORDS!!! And for the record, I don't play guitar... I'm a bassist), and she looks like one of those skanky goth-wannabe chicks you used to giggle about in high school... *cough*Michelle Ward*cough*

She pisses me off enough on her own... What REALLY irks me, is the raging band of copycats trying to look like her... At work on Friday (Back at the Wildcats! ****IN' A!!!) I saw at least 7 different girls ranging from 10 to 18 wearing a white shirt and a small loose tie jerked off to one side... Then came home. Ten minutes later, my 14 year old sister walks in the front door wearing? Survey says!

A white shirt and a small loose tie jerked off to one side.



Needless to say, I wanted to beat her senseless... Then I realzed I didn't need to: She quite ****ing obviously has no sense to begin with.

To anyone who thinks dressing like Avril is cool, I have two things to say:
1) She looks like a panhandler. Panhandlers aren't cool. (Except for Jonah... And squeege kids. Squeege kids rock!) Of course, in essence, you retards probably are panhandling from mom and dad... No one would buy that "outfit" with their own hard-earned money.
2) You're all ****ING COPYCATS!!! In every sense of the word, right back to Grade 3! Find your own style... ****. You people are almost as ****ed up as anyone who's ever fantasized about Prince William.

In closing, Avril can lick me bird like the little slut she is... I'll bet she gives great head too.


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Old 10-06-2002, 10:19 PM   #2
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1) Every last ****'ed out word of that started with "f" and ended with "k".
2) Nothing makes an entrance like breaking all the rules.


Oh yeah, and 3) It's ****ING good to be back.


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Old 10-06-2002, 10:46 PM   #3
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People take music way too seriously.

Regardless, welcome back.


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Old 10-06-2002, 11:07 PM   #4
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I feel your pain, buddy...

I was talking about this particular, uh... "artist"... a couple of days ago in work with a few people I work with (musicians all) and we came to the conclusion that she is a pure corporate creation,.. every bit as much as a N'Stync or Backroom Boys.

The thing that struck me about her (and I have only seen her in a couple of videos with the audio off) is the smell of "Manufactured Rebellion" that her company's handlers seem to want to wrap her in. There is nothing at all genuinely rebellious about it, but it will appeal to a certain segment of the population, as it always has.

PS -- Good to have you back. Rant away, if you wish!

PPS -- I got the G. Carlin reference. I was listening to that bit earlier today.


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Old 10-06-2002, 11:16 PM   #5
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Anyone wishing to do so may view the unedited entirety of that and many other rants at http://www.mydeardiary.com/cgi-bin/d...?p=15&ak=92560

From that link you can also get a glimpse into my life of late, for any wondering what everyone's favourite volatile gas has been up to.

That is all.
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Old 10-06-2002, 11:55 PM   #6
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Well, since this was a rant I just had to reply.


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Old 10-07-2002, 12:59 AM   #7
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You have called down the unholy fury of me. Avril for life or 100,000 miles, whichever comes first.

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Old 10-07-2002, 11:20 AM   #8
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oh god nute, go back to spice girls its safer!!!

My girlfriend has that CD, I just laughed, then she bitched about how much it SUCKS ASS, and I laughed alot harder
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Old 10-07-2002, 11:31 AM   #9
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I liked her the first time, when she was called Veruca Salt, or the Breeders.
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Old 10-07-2002, 05:03 PM   #10
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Post Funniest thing I have read in a looooong time...

Avril's official bio.

Refers to her a "wild child" "skater punk" and "the real thing" several times each in the course of a 1 page press release.

Like I said: Manufactured rebellion.

The fact that "LA" Ried's name comes up in conjuction with her "discovery" tells me everything I need to know.


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Old 10-07-2002, 06:04 PM   #11
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.... i hat emusic of today.... well, a good chunk of it. 90% of the new music i dispise.

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Old 10-07-2002, 08:04 PM   #12
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classical music is the way to go.


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Old 10-07-2002, 08:06 PM   #13
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classical music is the way to go.
unless you like lyrics..............


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Old 10-07-2002, 08:56 PM   #14
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unless you like lyrics..............


Right, and then it's especially the way to go.
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Old 10-08-2002, 05:13 AM   #15
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Q of the day: can Elvis and the Beatles be considered as classical artists?


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Old 10-08-2002, 05:14 AM   #16
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considering that Elvis was known as the King of Rock and Roll, i'd say no.
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Old 10-08-2002, 09:25 AM   #17
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Old 10-08-2002, 02:15 PM   #18
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The beatles were bubblegum rock.........

They can be considered Classic Rock.....but not classical music............
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Old 10-08-2002, 02:16 PM   #19
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Right, and then it's especially the way to go.
um...


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Old 10-13-2002, 10:47 PM   #20
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OMFG I HATE THIS ARTIST hes/shes such a pretender/sellout/packaged product and I can play/sing/write so much better than he/she can and he/she is such a @$#%&%* slut and I would totally murder/rape/kill him/her if I could because he/she's such a pretender/sellout/packaged product, you know?

Oops...was that out loud?



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Old 10-13-2002, 11:49 PM   #21
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Calm down, Deadhead.




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Old 10-16-2002, 01:47 PM   #22
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Ok so her music is cr*p and shes manufactured, it obviously is in some demand (nute?) so it really doesnt matter, just dont listen to the music.


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Old 10-16-2002, 02:28 PM   #23
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it obviously is in some demand
She makes up 1/6th of ClearChannel's playlist, so that makes it 'pop' music. People apparently buy her CD. I love pop music and someday wish to purchase her CD just so it looks funny on the shelf next to Rammstein and Rob Zombie CDs.
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Old 10-17-2002, 12:45 AM   #24
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...just so it looks funny on the shelf next to Rammstein and Rob Zombie CDs.
That is the sole purpose of my lone Britney Spears cd... Except it's Rammstein, Metallica, Iron Maiden, and G'NR.


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god, you should see my girlfriend's cd case..............
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Old 10-18-2002, 04:39 PM   #26
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you should see mine, I havnt brought any CD's since I got the net so its all pop music (yes I was, at one time, a mindless fool) from about 2 years ago


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Old 10-19-2002, 01:11 PM   #27
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(yes I was, at one time, a mindless fool)
at one time?
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Old 10-19-2002, 03:19 PM   #28
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Ok i was at one time more of a mindless fool than I am today?


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Old 10-20-2002, 12:30 PM   #29
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Ok, I can live with that
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OMFG I HATE THIS ARTIST shes such a packaged product and I can play so much better than she can and she is such a @$#%&%* slut and I would totally rape her if I could because she's such a packaged product, you know?
I circled the correct answers.
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You have called down the unholy fury of me. Avril for life or 100,000 miles, whichever comes first.

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I've seen this intruder a while back over at the "Omnipresent Chaos: Battle For All" RPG thread. But that was a long time ago so...

Go! Go! Gooooooo!



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Old 10-21-2002, 08:50 PM   #35
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hey you know what, maybe Redwing is a boy, because it said something about raping a girl...........





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Old 10-21-2002, 09:04 PM   #36
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Redwing could be both male and female.


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maybe redwing isn't organic. maybe redwing is a plant or something.


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Old 10-21-2002, 09:41 PM   #38
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Plants are carbon based. Plants are therefore organic. Plants are flammable...


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Old 10-21-2002, 10:25 PM   #39
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my second sentence in that post wasn't referring to my first.


Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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ok...thats confusing





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