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10-27-2008, 01:02 AM
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Close to the Edge
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*Poops on the forum floor*
Here, Crack... If you wanna make yourself feel useful again: Clean that up!
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10-27-2008, 04:18 PM
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#402
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
Join Date: Apr 2002
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*Urinates on previously mentioned 'poop'*
here's a little sauce for that sausage, cracky
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10-27-2008, 10:14 PM
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internet hate machine
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You guys need girlfriends to poop and pee on...
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10-27-2008, 11:01 PM
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Jedi Council Member
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Originally Posted by edlib
You have to ask? 
Actually, "vinegary" seems a perfectly apropos description of the cast of characters that still infrequently frequent this locale... does it not? |
vin·e·gar·y (vn-g-r, -gr)
adj.
1. Having the taste, smell, or nature of vinegar.
2. Unpleasant and irascible.
Hmm, I think I see what Ed is saying about you all.......because I'm a ****ing joy to be around. 
And Lynk, I'm not letting you pour vinegar on me, I want nothing to do with your kinky sex games. You probably have those damn tentacles slithering all around too.
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10-28-2008, 02:50 AM
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#405
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Originally Posted by Lynk Former
You guys need girlfriends to poop and pee on...
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Wait... Your girlfriend is into that?!??
Yeah, OK... So, what is she doing tonight? 
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10-28-2008, 03:28 AM
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#406
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Forum Mum
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Join Date: May 2002
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Oh snap!
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10-28-2008, 03:44 AM
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#407
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I don't have a girlfriend... at the moment at least.
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10-28-2008, 10:52 AM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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so, then speak for yourself then 
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10-28-2008, 06:40 PM
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#409
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I don't poop and pee on my girlfriends.
I just thought since you guys were pooping and peeing everywhere in here, you may as well make good use of it somehow
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10-28-2008, 06:51 PM
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#410
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Originally Posted by Lynk Former
I don't poop and pee on my girlfriends.
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Are you sure?
You are talking quite a lot about it for someone who has no interest in that activity. I really think you are someone who would honestly like to give it a shot if presented the opportunity. You are the one brought the girlfriends into what was an otherwise everyday defiling of a perfectly good forum floor. My mind never would have gone there...
Perhaps Ray can introduce you to one of his lady acquaintances. You know those Germans are known for being into some kinky stuff...
C'mon man... we're all open minded here. You are safe admitting your deviant fetishes to us... trust me.
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10-28-2008, 08:10 PM
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Psh @ Germans... The Japanese is where it's at.
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10-28-2008, 08:59 PM
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Well, sure... They get their freak on pretty good, too.
I mean,.. have you seen some of the things they do with eels, octopi, and squid?!?? Egads... Oh yeah... I'm sure you have!
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10-28-2008, 09:31 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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the word is out!!!
Ed is into tentacle hentai!!
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10-28-2008, 09:40 PM
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No dude... I mean I have unfortunately heard stories (or much, much worse: stumbled upon pictures...) of real, live, flesh and blood Japanese girls (and probably men, too...) doing highly disturbing things with real, maybe live (though, probably not for long if they actually were to start with...) flesh and blood slimy sea creatures.
Anime is just cartoony drawings of sicko pervy fantasies. That I can deal with... it's when such things are attempted to be enacted in the 3rd dimension by actual people that I start to get weirded out...
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10-28-2008, 10:09 PM
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I remember seeing this one where the chick has a seizure in the middle of "doing her thing" and the porn crew absolutely FREAK OUT!
The last shot is of the director trying to get the camera man to stop recording XD He had the coolest porn moustache LOL... he's like
"CUTTU! CUTTU!!" and he was panicking so much XD lol
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10-29-2008, 03:37 PM
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Hmmph,.. my dear boy, you shouldn't be watching the evil pornography. It will corrupt your soul.
Send me that tape, or the link to the vid clip,.. so you may fully cleanse your conscience.
I will deal with the smut in a proper fashion.
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10-29-2008, 04:49 PM
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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what fashion? death by fapping?
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10-29-2008, 08:00 PM
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#418
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Close to the Edge
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It's a good day to die.
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10-29-2008, 08:06 PM
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#419
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Sith Warrior
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it's a good day for you to die.
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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10-29-2008, 10:32 PM
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#420
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When I go, everybody is coming with me.
I'm the only one who can defuse the nuclear warhead I hid somewhere under RSN HQ... The second I am late entering the code, the countdown begins.
But have it your way. I'm ready to go.
Have fun!
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10-29-2008, 11:11 PM
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#421
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Sith Warrior
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ah, the nuclear warhead. nice. but it's already been chewed into by mr. weasel.
Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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10-30-2008, 02:33 AM
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#422
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internet hate machine
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Hey, hey... Mr. Weasel doesn't do anything you to say it does. *points @ R15*
Mr. Weasel is too busy doing more important things at my site: http://www.twilightlynk.com/forums/member/52/
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10-30-2008, 10:05 AM
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#423
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by edlib
When I go, everybody is coming with me.
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oooo, bad pun. bad pun...
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10-30-2008, 10:19 AM
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#424
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I didn't intend it that way (that's your own filthy mind putting meaning to my words...) but if I got a laugh out of it, I'll take it.
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10-30-2008, 11:17 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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I think now is the appropriate time for some queening, so where is leXX?
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10-30-2008, 11:36 AM
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#426
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London,.. I think.
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10-30-2008, 11:39 AM
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#427
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ZOMG It's Kookee!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by edlib
I didn't intend it that way (that's your own filthy mind putting meaning to my words...) but if I got a laugh out of it, I'll take it.
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ah! a sale! |
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10-30-2008, 11:43 AM
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#428
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wait... leXX is the queen of england?... who knew.
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10-30-2008, 02:49 PM
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#429
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Forum Mum
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All this foul talk has made one unhappy. One shall get the servants to set ones corgies on all of you!
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10-30-2008, 03:26 PM
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Chill, your highness.
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10-30-2008, 05:03 PM
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#431
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Close to the Edge
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Who's chillin' and getting high?
Count me in to that ****!
I'll bring this siiiiiick gravity bong this guy I know built. Dude, it's epic!
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10-30-2008, 05:13 PM
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#432
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[armleglegarmhead]
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today: pot is out ketamine is in
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10-30-2008, 05:32 PM
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#433
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Duly noted.
But I've never been one accused of being "in" on the latest.
Call me old school if you want, but cannabis is just fine by me.
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10-31-2008, 01:41 AM
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#434
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I love this place.
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10-31-2008, 04:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kjølen
I love this place.
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You love nothing! Now shut up and sit in the corner.
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10-31-2008, 07:41 AM
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#436
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Forum Mum
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I remember this one time in Ibiza with my mates, we all got ****ed on weed, and my mate looked out the window and asked "Are there two moons?". I was like "What!?". She then said "Well how can we see the same moon from here that we do from London?". I have never laughed so much and so hard since. I was litterally rofl for about 10 minutes. It was absolutely hillarious.
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10-31-2008, 08:21 AM
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XD lol.
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10-31-2008, 09:46 AM
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Quote:
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I love this place.
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Platonically, I hope.
(Although, if you do mean physically, it would explain why everything is all sticky...)
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10-31-2008, 09:51 AM
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Platonically, I hope.
(Although, if you do mean physically, it would explain why everything is all sticky...)
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No, that's just all the pee and poop thanks to you guys...
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10-31-2008, 09:57 AM
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#440
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Close to the Edge
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And milk... let us not forget all the milk...
But hey... when ya' gotta go, ya' gotta go!
If Crack-baby would finally get around to installing a proper toilet or 2 in this place, maybe things would stay cleaner around here. The chem porta-potties out back have been overflowing for months. (Is anyone ever going to empty them?)
So: What's a guy to do, I asks ya'?
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