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Old 01-06-2003, 08:41 PM   #81
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*asks lunatic if he needs any assistance*


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Old 01-06-2003, 09:33 PM   #82
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Silently gazing, I appear to be very proud of Lunatic. His powers have returned to full strength, and yet, I sense that the aliens are not done yet.

Even as master Yoda and the others converge on the slime-bags, the aliens that were killed in battle, seem to be slowly pulling themselves back together.

"I must warn the others!"

"Everyone! Their forces are regenerating! We need to move quick and fast if we're going to come home alive!"

With that said, I suddenly felt a dark and mysterious presence revitalizing himself,herself, itself, or whatever this evil may be.

I began scanning the surrounding area, and found that a dark object was converging onto the Temple.

"I've got to check this out," I say to myself, so I sneak closer into the bushes, where I cannot be seen, sensed, or heard.


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 01-06-2003, 10:58 PM   #83
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As the Jedi continue to push the alien forces back into the mountain range, Lunatic spearheads the advance, hacking viciously as he marches forward.

The aliens can tell that they are now on the verge of another humiliating defeat, and that they must cut their losses. From within the alien hordes, several signal flares streak into the sky and ignite. Suddenly, hundreds of dropships - the entire alien landing fleet - emerge through the cloud cover and land. Aliens desparately scuttle in. Soon all the dropships are full to bursting, and about a hundred or so aliens are left behind and are picked off in a matter of seconds.

As the dropships take off, Lunatic barks over the comm chatter:

"DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! TAKE THEM OUT NOW!"

Suddenly, the sky is blanketed by rockets, grenades and sniper fire that cut down the dropship fleet. Only a few manage to break the cloud cover and get out of sight of the defenders.

"Hey," he says to the fighters in low orbit. "The aliens just left the surface. You should be getting about two dozen dropships up there. I'm sure you can handle it. They're pretty lightly armed and they're slow as hell."

Lunatic looks out over the scorched yet now peaceful battlefield, feeling quite pleased with the knowledge that they have repelled the alien invasion yet again and regained the faith of the Spoons. Suddenly topshot's voice crackles over the various words of encouragement and congratulation that flood the comm channels:

"Lunatic, I'm in the shrine. You might want to see this..."


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Old 01-07-2003, 01:14 AM   #84
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*grabs up saber and jumps onto an alien ship* *runs toward the cockpit when suddenly freindly fire grazes by**falls off the ship to the ground*(200 feet)


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Old 01-07-2003, 02:12 PM   #85
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'Ohhhh... Ahhh... YEAH!!!'

A voice in my comm-link brings me out of my Yoda saber-whirling enrapture.

DUDE! Can that guy disco! Has his own glow wand and everything...

I reliase how dumb that was, and sense that perhaps revenge is indeed taking over - but rather than the usual rage and seraing darkness, it has decided to give me the attention span of a Kowakian Monkey (anyone read Darksaber?)

I traverse the 200 metres to the SpoonsResting Place, the only main event being the distnict sound of someone plummeting from the sky...
Fighting my new Kowakian urge to gawp at the sentient wreckage (Ohhh - pretty paint job on the ground... Red - I like red... What am I DOING!) I make it in time to see LunaticJedi's face drain of colour, eyes wide. Beside him, a similarly expressed topshot.

'What did i miss?' I ask, doubtful that they were in any frae of mind to reply.

'Lets just say that looking through there would be a bad move at the moment...'

Thats when a throbbing light source screamed to my Kowakian senses (Pretty - shiney - beautiful... FORCE DAMN IT! Why ME!)
I cannot fight it, topshot and Lunatic standing as I found them.

(So pretty - my precious... Heh - whats that alien head doing there...)
'Heh - what IS that alien head doing there?' I call back.

The reply shot back at me is 'Ask him yourself!'

I did not quite get that joke until the alien head started spitting various colourful descriptions of my family line and equally cheery theories concerning my sexual persuasion at me.

I wandered back out to stand, as the others, in silence.

'Portal?' I asked dumbstruck?

'True. True' they replied.

'Spoons trying to wipe us out behind this?'

'True. True.'



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Old 01-07-2003, 05:25 PM   #86
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"This is not good," I say to Lunatic and Nova Wolf. "Someone is warping the light power of the spoons to a much darker form."

As I am hiding in the bushes, I noticed a man walking toward the temple, each step warping the grounds of the Spoons' Holy sanctuary.


First the hallways, then the center room, and finally, the altar on which the seven Spoons rest. All became much darker, looking much more like a sith temple than a jedi acadamy.

"Whoever this guy is", I quote, " he's consuming the power of the spoons and is definitely going to use them for evil. That power could destroy the galaxy and everyone who survived at the Swamp."


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 01-07-2003, 05:33 PM   #87
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*cant move need help**calls for medical assistance over radio*


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Old 01-07-2003, 05:50 PM   #88
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ckcsaber thrusts his spear thru the belly of a fleeing alien. It worked! he happily thinks, we drove those ba$tard$ back. Lunatic's voice yells over my comm "DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY! TAKE THEM OUT NOW!"

Well, its up to our air forces to take them out now. We did our jobe here, thanks to a little help from Yoda. ckcsaber sighs in relief and turns away, heading back to the temple. He reaches up into his pocket and pulls out his lucky dice, smiling smugly.

Suddenly a familiar voice crackles in over my com ".....I'm in the shrine. You might want to see this..."

Does it ever end?, ckcsaber thinks sourly as his pace quickens towards the temple. Once he gets closer to the temple, a strange feeling over comes ckcsaber to take a step back. Just as he does that, a body comes flying down, hitting the ground right in front of ckcsaber. He turns the body over to discover InsaneSith!

"Had a nice trip?" ckcsaber says as he jokingly greets Insane. "Don't worry medical assistance is on the way Insane."

Just then a sudden darkness overtakes the Swamp. I run to the temple enterance to find Lunatic Jedi, Nova_Wolf, and Topshot.

"That man" Topshot states "is planning to do something with the Spoons power"

The darkness engulfing the swamp is a mere pale reflection, of my darkening mood.

"It just never ends"
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Old 01-07-2003, 06:49 PM   #89
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*stuttering* th- th- thank you...


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Old 01-07-2003, 07:35 PM   #90
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*sees Swamp Medical transport and grabs onto it to hitch a ride*
(at seeing InsaneSith) "jeez what did you do? jump off a satelite?"
*helps with medical treatment*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-07-2003, 07:47 PM   #91
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ckcsaber once again peers inside the temple to see the strange man holding his hands over the mystic spoons. The Swamp darkens continually. Suddenly a shaft of light opens up in the middle of the temple. An opening? a confused ckcsaber thinks. What can it be?

As if to answer his questions, a marching line of aliens can be seen from inside the light. A..a.. a portal! The aliens have used the Spoons power to create a portal from their homeworld right in the middle of the Swamp!

The strange man continues to hold his hand above the mystic spoons, as he begins to laugh. "Now your swamp is truly doomed!" shouts the man.

Slowly the Alien soldiers march closer.....
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Old 01-07-2003, 07:50 PM   #92
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*turns around and sees wierd beam above temple*
"what the........."


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-07-2003, 08:14 PM   #93
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Quivering with fear, I now realize what I must do. Thinking to myself, I remember the only power that could possibly stop this chaos from happening.

"I remember a vision about this happening" I inform the others."And I think I know what can stop this catastrophe from happening."

I dug deep inside jean pockets for a special artifact that was given to me by my ancient ancestors. Finally, I took out the golden spoon saber hilt that was passed on to me.

And then I presented it to Lunatic, ckcsaber, and the others.

"I believe this will come in handy."


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 01-07-2003, 08:20 PM   #94
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ckcsaber stared at the Spoon shaped saber hilt, and truly hoped this would get us out of here alive....
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Old 01-07-2003, 08:47 PM   #95
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*gets up after bacta treatment* *runs to the others in the temple.*


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Old 01-07-2003, 08:51 PM   #96
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*follows InsaneSith into the temple*
"who the heck is he?"


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-07-2003, 09:28 PM   #97
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*follows InsaneSith into the temple*
"who the heck is he?"
who you talking about
*takes out magic spork and give to ckcsaber as thanks for saving him*


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Old 01-07-2003, 09:36 PM   #98
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I mean the strange man who opened the portal


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-07-2003, 10:24 PM   #99
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ok i see.
*shakes ckcsabers hand*


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Old 01-07-2003, 11:47 PM   #100
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As the second, and even more nightmarish alien army continues their hellish death march, the man suddenly vanishes and reappears at the head of the army, leading by a few feet. He throws his hand back and the army stops in their tracks. The man can be seen more clearly now. He stands at least 7 feet tall, with a suit of armor that resembles an exoskeleton. His face is concealed by a devilish helmet. He holds a huge, sinister, twisted staff that reaches up to his head. He then speaks in a horrible, booming voice so full of hate that it sends a chill through everyone's spine.

"Why thank you for coming out here tonight to witness the destruction of your little swamp."

"Who are you? What do you want with us?" barks Lunatic.

"Can't you tell? I am the combined hatred of everyone in the swamp. I feed on anger, on hate. I know what you are thinking right now, Lunatic. You want to kill me. You want to run right up and jam that sword right through my heart. You know what is wrong with that? I don't have a heart."

Lunatic snarls and rushes at the hate demon, with his broadswoard ready to hack that thing to pieces, but the demon thrusts his staff forward and he is surrounded by an invisible shield that Lunatic runs headfirst into. It electrocutes him savagely then tosses him unceremoniously back to his comrades, unconscious.

"Well that was dissappointingly easy," groans the demon. "I would have expected more from your leader..."


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Old 01-08-2003, 12:03 AM   #101
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*in a vengeful rage InsaneSith takes up his staff saber and charges at the demon hacking and slashing his way through the aliens and manages to slice of 3 fingers before being knocked back to his group.* *the demon picks the fingers up and places them in their position and they grow back together*
(the demon) what a disgrace you swampies are.


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Old 01-08-2003, 07:30 AM   #102
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Lunatic, ckc, jokemaster, myself and topshot have all stopped standing in a stupour. Instead, we are in agony.
We feel the pain of our comrades as the face an apparently stronger foe.
We can't tell who it is that battles, but we know they are in peril.

'We can't just stand here' I call as the new wave of alien troops emerge from the portal.

'Unless you got a plan, I don't know what else we're gonna do' squeaks a doubled over topshot.

My sabers flash, the blades seperate now, each hand weaving their vengenace into the enemy column.

Moments later, and ckc is besides me, his cortosis vibro-axe whirling, our three blades in unison in defense.

'topshot - you wanted a plan, and your holding it!' I shout back.

'The.. golden spoon...' he wispers



'jokemaster, Lunatic - get him to the others. He must take my vengeance for me.' I call out, ckc cleaving an alien ready with a killer blow against me.
I quickly return the favour, flinging one saber our into the hostile crowd, my other rending the ckc-aimed blaster from an alien behind me.
'We will give you time, but you have to MOVE!' ckc chimes in, seeing the plan's merits.

'You had better be behind us when we get there!' shots topshot as he, Lunatic and jokemaster clear a path.

Once out of earshot, I call across to ckc, 'We stand a chance?'

'You tell me - it's you plan.'

'Well, my last one worked... '

A humph and the squeal of an alien cut the conversation.

With each parry, deflection and final blow, we are being forced out.

Fine with us. We have some bigger fish to fry.

Another usrge of pain cuases me to drop my defense, a blaster bolt striking my ear... Pain. I cr out, but keep going. It could have been worse - just 1/2 inch to the left...



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"Hate demon, you may be all of the evil and hatred of the swamp combined, but I am pure good and just. My golden spoon saber is a combination the hope and happiness of every being living the


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Old 01-08-2003, 04:30 PM   #104
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"Topshot!"ckcsaber screams! "Do something, me and Nova cant hold them off forever!"

Spear whirling another alien head is cleaved.

"Hope! Hah! Happiness! Phaw! Nothing can stop us, NOTHING!" shrieks the Demon. "Your Spoon is worthless, Topshot. Hatred consumes all."

As ckcsaber and Nova_Wolf continually back out, Topshot stares at the Golden Spoon in his hand, unsure of what to do....
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Old 01-08-2003, 06:06 PM   #105
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me and Nova cant hold them off forever!"
Ill help. * jumps force pulling staffsaber into hand* "hey guys, needs some help huh, says insanesith*laser bolt flies past head* "WOAH, HOLY ****"yells insanesith,ok guys time to handle em with all we got. *pulls out baggy filled with sabers, hands two sabers to ckc and nova*" if you need anymore just tele me ok?" insanesith says informingly. *deactivates staff saber and attaches it to back pulls out two sabers both (double bladed)* as the battle rages on there are many swampies dieing aliens falling, blood being shed, and fate being chosen. "we need to fall back and get my men" {blood faction comes up the hill to see the three warriors insane, nova, and ckc desperately fight}
"men no matter what happens we must never give up, we fight for pride, honor, and most of all life, we must never halter we must fight to the last mans death, we....are.... THE.... SWAMPIES!!!!!!!! let's give em hell!!!!!!!!!" says insanesith inspiringly.


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Old 01-08-2003, 06:24 PM   #106
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"The mountain does not bow down to the valley. Ever hear that quote before? Hatred cannot consume happiness, love, or friendship. Those are the ties of hope, where as hatred is the tie of hopelessness and despair. You don't scare me, weakling."

The demon:"You're bluffing. You're not scared, you're terrified of
my armies! I can feel you trembling with hatred!"

Topshot:"Not exactly! Sure I'm trembling, but I'm trembling because I'm excited for the challenge of taking down your forces of darkness! This 'useless' spoon, as you say......well, look at your armies now!"

I take the glove off my right hand. In the center of my right palm, is a hole which can absorb evil demons or aliens into it and then send them to their death.

A breeze of wind overtakes the alien hordes and somehow shrinks them to fit inside the hole of my palm, where they will face total oblivion for eternity.

The demon:"You possess the Wind Tunnel? But how is that
possible? You'd have to be.........*a look worry
crosses his face*........a...a....a monk!"


"That's right! I'm one of the sacred monks of legend!"

"What about your spoon saber? What does that do?"

"Look at your portal, demon!"

"What?!?!?! It's closing! The seven spoons were supposed be more powerful than anything in the universe!"

"Not exactly! The golden spoon saber hilt is much more powerful than the seven spoons! It's more than just a saber, it contains stronger powers than those of the spoons!"

With that said, I charge at the demon. Spoon-saber activated, set for maximum heat intensity. The golden-spoon hilt glows with blinding light, sending intense spoon force energy towards the other defenders, empowering and healing them back to stronger health and gaining much higher power than even the seven spoons combined.

"Do you fear the powers I wield, demon?"


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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*encouraged by the closed portal, starts shooting at the aliens*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-08-2003, 06:57 PM   #108
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A flash of light engulfs everything.

ckcsaber looks up in suprise, spear half thru the belly of an alien, as does everyone else, swampies, remaining aliens, and the Demon.

The glowing spoon saber, ignited, heals all the swamps defenders, and sends the Demon into a rampage.

"Never! You will never win!" He picks up his staff and begins chanting, louder and louder, a creshendo or growls, snorts, and other unitelligble sounds. When it reaches its pinnacle, the Demon shouts "NOW YOU SHALL FEAR MY POWER!"

His outer armour bursts open, his body growing larger. "FEAR ME!".

The transformation done, resulting instead of a 7 foot Demon, a 25 foot Beast.

"Oh crap" InsaneSith squeaks out. ckcsaber merely gazes up, jaw dropped.....
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"Why am i getting a feeling im playing doom or serious sam?"
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Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-08-2003, 07:12 PM   #110
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"You may have transformed, but your kind of evil can never win against my power!"

With that said, I transform into a Super Jedi, stronger and faster than a normal jedi, which is my real form. My hair stiffens and becomes straighter and even more spikier. I grow two feet taller than the demon. (My RPG character creation.)

"Your so-called power does not strike any fear into me, demon. You will never win!"


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Old 01-09-2003, 08:02 AM   #111
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WOW! There mightly tall... how they do that... Are they Power Rangers, or related to Ultraman... God DAMN IT!

My Kowakian side is really getting to me, distracting me from the job at hand - the vicious onslaught of a maniacal and honourless race of savages... Umm - must be Monday morning already...

The two giants square up, energy aura's colliding before limbs, wills before weapons.

Umm - shouldn't I be thinking 'Cool - fuzzy light' right about now?

The golden spoon in topshot's hand radiates, and fills us defenders all with power beyond the Seven Spoons, the Force, or even, dare I say it, Yoda's basketbal skills!

( - Powerful it be, yes, but pushing your bloody luck, you are. Nark Fate, you must not!)

My Kowakian side is gone, our injuries healed. My ear no longer burns in the cruel wind whipping through the Swamp.

A renewed battle cry sounds from Blood Faction and my fellow Jedi. Beside me now is my faithful droid, though lost in the earlier ground conflict.
'Flash, you ready to rend ass?'
His eyes flicker blood red, his gleaming cortosis alloy teeth bared, a bass growl emminating from deep inside his psuedo-stomach.

Despite the kind offer from InsaneSith, I stick with the Wolf's Sabers .
My hand made blades, more than weapons, tools - an extension of my very being, speak before me, felling alien after alien. One thrown, spinning through the crowd,

the other still in hand, returning unwanted packages to sender.


We fight the aliens, us against the new, third wave from the portal, the defenders by the hill fighting the remenants of the second wave, and above us, Streak 2 with our remaining air support occupying ground pounders and enemy aces alike.

'You watch you guys give topshot and Ms. Demonette there a wide berth,' I warn him unnecessarily.
'We got it covered - relax. You just keep them occupied your end,' he replies. 'Just don't go making more work for the rest of us... I am not clearing up after you again.'
I risk a chuckle, and sign off. Flash is before me, an alien's family jewels in jaw, the alien no longer attached.
'Good boy - go fetch!'

Nothing more we can do, not compared to topshot..

Everything rests on him...



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Old 01-09-2003, 12:29 PM   #112
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Silently ckcsaber slipped away form the chaos. Topshot¡¯s transformation was another surprise but ckcsaber had no time to be phased. He knew there was something yet to be done. Something pulling at his brain.

Silently he reached into his breast pocket and felt for his dice. They were doing it again, thought ckcsaber in desperation. Its always by blasted luck taking me somewhere, he thought angrily.

Forward ckcsaber¡¯s feet plodded forward. Away from the Demon. That was up to Topshot. The electric clashing of sabers now far behind him as he stood in front of it. It was very small, yet ckcsaber could feel the intense heat radiating from it. It was a bright light, floating in the air.

Upon closer inspection ckcsaber noticed something odd. There was a slight humming. And the humming was growing with intensity, as was the brightness of the light. Turning his head away from the increasing glare, ckcsaber wondered what could be causing this. A stone was laying upon the grond underneath the light. ckcsaber piked it up and hefted it into the light, which completely engulfed the stone!

It cant be another portal, he thought wildly! Topshot destroyed the previous one. But this one seems different, he thought inquisitvly. This one seems to be powered differently.

Just as ckcsaber made that revelation, the light widened, opening larger to a mans height.

Once the portal reached full height, a figure garbed in a dark robe stepped through. The head of the person was hooded.

¡°Who are you?¡± ckcsaber demanded. The figure remained silent.

¡°Why have you come?.¡± The figure still was silent.

¡°If you don¡¯t answer me, I¡¯ll have to hurt you¡± ckcsaber stated.

The figure slowly walked forward, and stopped mere millimeters away from ckcsaber¡¯s face.

The figure whispered out ¡°I¡¯ve come to retake the swamp¡±¡¦¡¦¡¦.
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Old 01-09-2003, 06:54 PM   #113
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As Topshot and the demon battle, he feels another being in ckcsaber's presence.

Thinking to himself, he ponders where this person came from.

Who's this guy supposed to be? he questions himselfI don't know him, but yet, his energy signal seems so familiar. No! It couldn't possibly be.........there's no way it could be him! Well, I can't focus on other things, so I better focus on my own fight.


Now super-sized, Topshot clutches the demon's throat and pushes hard into the kill zone with his thumb. The demon somehow then manages to break free through some sort of psychic ability, sending a sharp pain up Top's back, making him fall to the ground.

Stunned, he slowly gets back up, but is quickly slammed into the ground again.

"You're too weak, Shotty!"

The 3rd time the demon was going to slam him, Topshot quickly teleported behind the hate beast and hugged his waist, pulling off a massive back drop move.

"I'd say the same thing to you if I was just as pigheaded like yah!"

The demon could hardly get up, so Topshot decided it was time to pull off the finishing blow.

As he charges forward, he says a great victory taunt,
"This saber of mine glows with an awesome power! With this, it tells me to grasp victory!"

With that said, he flips forward and attacks downward, slicing the demon's head clear off his shoulders.

Finished with his battle, he slowly takes time to rest.

"Damn, he was hard. But.......I won in the end.........Now I should probably help the others."

With that said, he quickly diminishes in size back to his original untransformed state.


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 01-09-2003, 07:21 PM   #114
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*gets on an armored all terrain veichle with guns and drives around the swamp, shooting aliens and waving the two flags every good swampie recognises, the SPAM flag, and the Swamp flag*


Vader's wife was very pregnant when she died 19 years ago. All of a sudden a 19 year old who is very strong in the force and has a distinct resembalance to him in his younger days rolls in from Vader's home planet with his old Master Obi-Wan (Who was the ONLY other person preset at the time his wife died. And to boot, the kid's last name is Skywalker.

So in answer to your question, he knew Luke was his son because his name is Darth Vader, and not Darth Retard.


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Old 01-10-2003, 12:11 AM   #115
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Lunatic Jedi blinks back into consciousness, just in time to roll out of the way of a huge boot measuring about 8 feet in length. With a yelp he springs to his feet to dodge another earthshaking fall of the massive feet. He looks up to see the same man that stood scarcely at 7 feet now towering at somewhere near 40 feet.

"Sweet flaming monkey turd..." he mutters. He unsheathes his sword and takes a whack at the monster's ankle. The sword bounces off like a foam Fungo bat. He sheathes the broadsword and ignites his lightsaber, taking another furious slash. It barely even singes the beast's scaly toe.

Swearing quietly, he puts away his saber and draws a pair of elven shortswords, leaps into the air, and slashes at the monster's stomach. He breaks the skin, but does next to no damage.

"Holy ****. This is going to take some big firepower..."


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Old 01-10-2003, 12:17 AM   #116
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*joins in fighting the monster alongside Lunatic* *swings and jabs with dual doublebladed lightsabers making a few cuts through the skin but no major damge either*


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Old 01-10-2003, 06:20 PM   #117
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Topshot's victory aroused a deep sense of relief - it was over. The aliens were in full retreat at the loss of their commander.
then a new presense graced the Swamp, and all was again on the precipice...

'Flash - come!'

I call my faithful droid over as I start runing to the epicenter of the presense.

As I near, Flash at my heel, I start to feel InsaneSith and LunaticJedi - both are emitting vast auars of WTF !

I lose all sense of direction in an instant. The source of the powerful dark aura expands. It is joined by the sight of a 40 foot guy stomping round the place.

I understand the WTF now! I muse.

Through the Force, I send Topshot a reel of mental images to show the situation. The reply was far from confidence inspiring... Everyone seems to know the source of the Force Tsunami, and are are scared of it.
Thinking about it, maybe a good thing I don't know!

Sabers lit, and Flash's teeth bared, we join the two Jedi against Ultraman's obnoxious cousin.

'Anyone invite this guy?' I shout out, weaving in and out of big guy's feet.
'What you think!' bites Insane.
'I think we need a plan.' calls Lunatic from behind the giant.
Lunatic bites again 'Why bother - when the last time one worked?'
'Well - the whole 'lets defend the Swamp' plan is still working well!' I joke.

I join in the light show, 7 different blades playing through the air,

all undefended, and all doing exactly nothing.
No carbon scoring, no scratches - barely a nick on the guys stomach.
The more we hit him, the more the word cortosis comes to mind.

'This guy doesn't hapen to have a strong anti-Jedi diet regime by any chance?' I inqury.
'Urr - yes - likes his daily minerals. Usual stuff... ahh!' Started Lunatic, cut off my a pundelous arm swinging his way. '...iron, zinc, cortosis... as you can tell...' another swing of the arms, 'obviously a diet aimed at youthful skin!'

The only thing that can take cortosis is cortosis... And the only cortosis we got is...

'Flash - fetch the ball!' I command. 'Like in the Spoons Keep!'

With that, he delves under the giant's foot, jumps to his knee and kicks off towards his crutch...



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Old 01-10-2003, 07:19 PM   #118
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Taking a breather, Topshot suddenly blacks out. In his mind, he starts seeing images of the others fighting against something that can hardly be dented by any lightsaber, spoon-powered or anything of the like.

"Heh. Looks like those guys are in need of a little help. Too bad I wasted all of my gold cells (the transforming light), or else I would've been able to help fight this guy off. Looks like I'll have to pass on my spoon saber in order to help them."

Suddenly aroused by that thought, Topshot awakens and gets to his feet.

"But whom shall I pass it on to?"

He studies the battle on the lower ground, thinking of whom shall bear his ancient saber.

"Hmmm.......I see that there's strong gold cells emanating from within...........InsaneSith. Hmmm.......yes.........he seems to be the perfect choice to pass on my sacred saber."


Digging out an ordinary lightsaber and strike rod, he prepares himself.

"InsaneSith! Catch!"

*throws InsaneSith the golden spoon saber.*


"My name's not 'Adam We'........or is it????"
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Old 01-11-2003, 12:08 AM   #119
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*snatchs spoon saber and takes a swing slicing off the monsters arm.* {the monster becomes enraged and with all the powers of evil and hatred it regrew it arm.} *meditates and with the powers of good and the help of fellow swampies slices off the monsters arm again* {the battle against the monster and the swampie jedis continues as the swampie gunmen battle the aliens}


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Old 01-11-2003, 04:18 AM   #120
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Seeing the efectiveness of InsaneSith's spoon saber, Lunatic does his best to distract the beast while InsaneSith keeps hacking it up.

"HEY UGLY! OVER HERE!" he yells, drawing his bow and firing two keen arrows into the beasts shoulder. It roars and reaches for its shoulder, ripping out the arrows in an annoyed fury. This gives InsaneSith enough time to lop off the arm right down from the shoulder.

As it begins to regrow the arm, Lunatic leaps up and jabs the exposed flesh with his elven shortswords.

The beast groans again and InsaneSith hacks its leg off at the knee. It topples, roaring in its berserk rage...


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